oh cod, here we go again
Surely it's too cold to be sat around a lake sticking your rod in the water? I'm cold just thinking about it!
I'm getting a bit of a Pout on with all this talk of fish
I just remembered that tomorrow is when the French play their poisson d'avril jokes. I'm dreading what's going to be on the menu tomorrow!
(No fish - except on a lead...)
My wife's got a large clam but I've only got a little winkle.
All these one liners. I cant believe what im herring!