Tench Tuesday

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    I love parties, drinking and dancing, especially when everyone gets up and does the Conger.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Harry B wrote:
    I feel bad today cos I came to work by train. It was too wet to use the pike

    Did you ride in the First Class roach?
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • antfly
    antfly Posts: 3,276
    The whale is not a fish...sorry if that makes anyone blubber.
    Smarter than the average bear.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    antfly wrote:
    The whale is not a fish...sorry if that makes anyone blubber.

    Sorry, you are talking out yer blowhole. :)
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    dmclite wrote:
    antfly wrote:
    The whale is not a fish...sorry if that makes anyone blubber.

    Sorry, you are talking out yer blowhole. :)

    I've heard they're putting the whale that killed it's trainer on 'Death Roe'
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Westerberg
    Westerberg Posts: 652
    this thread should not be used as an excuse for Orfe-ul puns.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    That rain was a pain today i found myself floundering i hake that when it happens.
  • Westerberg
    Westerberg Posts: 652
    crumbschief wrote:
    That rain was a pain today i found myself floundering i hake that when it happens.
    nice weather for fish though :D
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    I fell off yesterday, had to go and see a sturgeon..........
    :lol:
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    Mullet Monday, Tench Tuesday....I'm saving my puns for Whitebait Wednesday....
    Looking for a cycling buddy?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    i went ot a disco at the seaside at the weekend.

    Pulled a mussel.
    Check.
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Ide have conceded and p*ssed orfe had I not come up with those two :wink:
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Am I herring this right ?
    Has everyone gone home ?
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    I didn't think this thread had legs - and I'm right! It only had 4 posts the last time I looked - has someone fitted it with a turbot charger?
    A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill
  • oscarbudgie
    oscarbudgie Posts: 850
    this thread is fin ished and will sink without dace
    Cannondale Supersix / CAAD9 / Boardman 9.0 / Benotto 3000
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Fin

    :D
  • Westerberg
    Westerberg Posts: 652
    oscarbudgie wrote:
    this thread is fin ished and will sink without dace
    agreed, I'm off home in my motorpike and side carp.
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    I thought this thread smelt
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Grow up you lot. You're like a bunch of school boys!!
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    I'm a Dab hand at this :D

    Come on, that one was great, it wasn't that Ruffe !!
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • Ands
    Ands Posts: 1,437
    edited March 2010
    MattC59 wrote:
    I'm a Dab hand at this :D

    Come on, that one was great, it wasn't that Ruffe !!
    I see from your avatar you're wearing sunnies....been catching some rays? :D
    Cannondale Six Carbon
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Ands wrote:
    MattC59 wrote:
    I'm a Dab hand at this :D

    Come on, that one was great, it wasn't that Ruffe !!
    I see from you're avatar you're wearing sunnies....been catching some rays? :D

    Ooooh nice !!! 8)
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Ands wrote:
    MattC59 wrote:
    I'm a Dab hand at this :D

    Come on, that one was great, it wasn't that Ruffe !!
    I see from you're avatar you're wearing sunnies....been catching some rays? :D

    That's quite funny for a gill.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    edited March 2010
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Ands wrote:
    MattC59 wrote:
    I'm a Dab hand at this :D

    Come on, that one was great, it wasn't that Ruffe !!
    I see from you're avatar you're wearing sunnies....been catching some rays? :D

    That's quite funny for a gill.
    How do you know Ands is a gill? She might be an old trout. :twisted:


    [Edit] I may have just missed my chance to fit Sooty Grunter into this thread. :(
    A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Time to leave this for the evening. Now, what was that book I wanted to read.......... The Satanic Verses....... who was it by ?

    :wink:
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • lemon63
    lemon63 Posts: 253
    There's only 2 things that smell of fish,

    and 1 of them's fish.

    :shock:
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    I'm going to think of a good one for tomorrow and you're all going to be gutted!
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • mingmong
    mingmong Posts: 542
    Westerberg wrote:
    oscarbudgie wrote:
    this thread is fin ished and will sink without dace
    agreed, I'm off home in my motorpike and side carp.

    Don't bother, come around our gaff
  • blackpanther
    blackpanther Posts: 221
    thats net very funny

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