I think these are funny.

Anonymous

Some of these made me chuckle, hope you enjoy.....

http://www.businessballs.com/familyfortunesanswers.htm

Anonymous

they really are, someone post, I'm desperate..... :oops:

Anonymous

Mate,

Crying at the moment, seriously.

Utter genius!

GraemeT

just had to send it to everyone in the office as they all came over to see what i was laughing at.

Crapaud

Pretty good DMC.

I liked these 2:

Something that flies without an engine: "A bicycle with wings.."

Something you open other than a door: "Your bowels.."

Anonymous

My fave -

A number you might have to memorise: "Seven.."

Anonymous

I fond these at 5am on a night shift and I could not stop chuckling, glad you like them I was desperate to share.
My favourite,

A bird with a long neck (2): "Naomi Campbell.."

Westerberg

A song with moon in the title: "Blue Suede Moon.."

markyboy2005

NapoleonD wrote:

My fave -

A number you might have to memorise: "Seven.."

Yes my personal favourite......I just love the simplicity and can almost picture someone confidently saying it.....

hoolio

Something a Frenchman would say: "On Garde.."

Ah yes, everytime I go through the channel tunnel.

LazyBoycp

I liked the bowels one too.

Also -

Something a policeman might say: "Spread 'em.."

I can just imagine NapD saying that... :shock:

Hippos are fast animals though, so I think it was a reasonable answer.

Harry182

I now have a new favourite kind of bean.

Aggieboy

What number was it, again??

AidanR

My favourite has to be:

Something you do on water: "Wallpaper.."

Made me laugh due to its sheer randomness (and my slightly odd sense of humour).

Ronnieg

Just spent ten minutes in tears. Great stuff


A yellow fruit: "Orange.."

ratsbeyfus

Something red: "My cardigan.."

Utter genius!