I think these are funny.

Anonymous
Anonymous Posts: 79,667
edited March 2010 in The bottom bracket
Some of these made me chuckle, hope you enjoy.....

http://www.businessballs.com/familyfortunesanswers.htm

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    they really are, someone post, I'm desperate..... :oops:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Mate,

    Crying at the moment, seriously.

    Utter genius!
  • GraemeT
    GraemeT Posts: 155
    just had to send it to everyone in the office as they all came over to see what i was laughing at. :D
    Just Keep Pedalling
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    Pretty good DMC.

    I liked these 2:
    Something that flies without an engine: "A bicycle with wings.."
    Something you open other than a door: "Your bowels.."
    :D
    A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    My fave -

    A number you might have to memorise: "Seven.."
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    I fond these at 5am on a night shift and I could not stop chuckling, glad you like them I was desperate to share.
    My favourite,

    A bird with a long neck (2): "Naomi Campbell.."
  • Westerberg
    Westerberg Posts: 652
    A song with moon in the title: "Blue Suede Moon.." :lol:
  • NapoleonD wrote:
    My fave -

    A number you might have to memorise: "Seven.."

    Yes my personal favourite......I just love the simplicity and can almost picture someone confidently saying it..... :D
  • hoolio
    hoolio Posts: 139
    Something a Frenchman would say: "On Garde.."

    Ah yes, everytime I go through the channel tunnel.
  • LazyBoycp
    LazyBoycp Posts: 320
    I liked the bowels one too. :D

    Also -

    Something a policeman might say: "Spread 'em.."

    I can just imagine NapD saying that... :shock: :lol:

    Hippos are fast animals though, so I think it was a reasonable answer. :)
  • Harry182
    Harry182 Posts: 1,169
    I now have a new favourite kind of bean.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    What number was it, again??
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • AidanR
    AidanR Posts: 1,142
    My favourite has to be:

    Something you do on water: "Wallpaper.."

    Made me laugh due to its sheer randomness (and my slightly odd sense of humour).
    Bike lover and part-time cyclist.
  • Ronnieg
    Ronnieg Posts: 26
    Just spent ten minutes in tears. Great stuff


    A yellow fruit: "Orange.."
    I look at my bike and I think.....wow! you are gorgeous (Boardman Urban Pro.........)
  • ratsbeyfus
    ratsbeyfus Posts: 2,841
    Something red: "My cardigan.."

    Utter genius!


    I had one of them red bikes but I don't any more. Sad face.

    @ratsbey