There's A Turd In My Car
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It smells like the devil! It's as long as my arm!0
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Won't load for me, but..The landlord of the Horse and Groom in Cardiff town centre had a "party trick" to outsiders or his mates.
When there was a "Stop-on", and someone wanted food, he would scrape out the inside of a pasty, and put a huge Alsation turd in it, and stick it in the microwave.
Then, the person who the joke was on would cut it open, and start looking at their shoes to see where the smell was coming from...
Totally sick, but very, very funny!0 -
i think you've stryed into sheepsteeth territory there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFYM4q5U ... re=related
^ try that one.0 -
Thanks, but 30 secs and nothing...
My computer HATES me!
So, I'd better not tell you his "other" party trick. He was an ex Royal Marine, Cockney and a total nutter but a great guy.0 -
browser cache (history and all that stuff) probably needs clearing unless a youtube server is having down time.0
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that is the funnest thing i have ever heard, absolutely mega.
my mate ended up in an intervew wth the miltary police after he baked a sh1t in someone else microwave for about 4 hours. he claims he just put the poo in there on a plate but someone else must have put it on a slowroast.
the MP were supposed to charge him with criminal damage but they found it too funny.0 -
His "other" party trick was... to have the lights on low, for a Stop-on.
Then, he would stand close and next to a female who was sitting down.
He would be talking to her casually, eye to eye contact, and all the while he would have one bollock hanging out of his fly.
The girl wouldn't see it as it was quite dark and it was below her eye level, but all the guys could and were dying trying not to laugh...0 -
Just watched it. Thanks guys, I now need a new keyboard - I've just covered this one in tea!Old hockey players never die - they just smell that way...0
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I was on stag doo and my mate John sat in the hotel bar with his c0ck out and a pair of sunglasses on top. The bird serving us drinks didnt notice...even though half of us were pi55ing ourselves0
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sheepsteeth wrote:that is the funnest thing i have ever heard, absolutely mega.
my mate ended up in an intervew wth the miltary police after he baked a sh1t in someone else microwave for about 4 hours. he claims he just put the poo in there on a plate but someone else must have put it on a slowroast.
the MP were supposed to charge him with criminal damage but they found it too funny.
That made me laugh so hard i need a new set of ribs :shock: 0
