The Noober's Guide to the MTB forum

.blitz Posts: 6,197
edited March 2010 in MTB beginners
Just a few things I think I've learned along the way.

1) Unbelievable as it may seem, there are people here who know more about MTBing and other stuff than you do, and a little respect goes a long way.
2) Posts along the lines of 'OMG WHAT IS THE BEST BIKE 4 ME PLZ HLP' will not receive a prompt reply.
3) You are not the new Component God if you are the first person to answer a 'what tyre/seat/handlebar' question; it simply means the rest of the forum could not be a*sed.
4) No-one cares about the MTB credentials in your signature.

Any more? :)