What's the most peculiar thing about you?

takethehighroad

What one thing about you is so out of character?

For me, I look like a proper nerd, skinny jeans, big glasses, all the hallmarks.

BUT, I'm also a huge Eminem fan, and a fan of rap and grime in general. When I tell people this they're genrally disbelieving, as I look nothing like your typical fan.

So, what about you is so completely different to your stereotype?

Pokerface

I'm incredibly good looking. But never get any action. 8)

greasedscotsman

I look like a cross between Fabian Cancellara, Mark Cavendish and Alberto Contador but am the complete opposite to them in terms of cycling ability

Anonymous

My job.

Bunneh

Pokerface wrote:

I'm incredibly good looking. But never get any action. 8)

It's true he is, and it's true, he doesn't.

Pross

The peculiar thing about me is there's nothing peculiar about me - I am Mr. Boring!

passout

I think I'm really funny but no one laughs at my jokes...ever.

finchy

passout wrote:

I think I'm really funny but no one laughs at my jokes...ever.

northernneil

I hate internet forums

and contradictions

Anonymous

I fancy people no-one else seems to fancy. I also don't fancy who most people fancy.

markos1963

Pokerface wrote:

I'm incredibly good looking. But never get any action. 8)

I'm the opposite

Porgy

passout wrote:

I think I'm really funny but no one laughs at my jokes...ever.

I'm the opposite - extremely dead pan - hardly ever try to be funny - and yet people laugh at most things I say. :?

Anonymous

Porgy wrote:

passout wrote:

I think I'm really funny but no one laughs at my jokes...ever.

I'm the opposite - extremely dead pan - hardly ever try to be funny - and yet people laugh at most things I say. :?

Thats hilarious,

Porgy

and I have a willy shaped like a parsnip.

cee

i have very little cartlidge in my nose and ears..meaining i can literally roll my ears up (both forwards and backwards) and squash my nose completely flat against my face. Its ok though...they pop back into shape!

andyb78

cee wrote:

i have very little cartlidge in my nose and ears..meaining i can literally roll my ears up (both forwards and backwards) and squash my nose completely flat against my face. Its ok though...they pop back into shape!

+1. I can also fit the top of a pint glass into my mouth :shock:

awallace

I have never been asked to ride the tour de france despite a natural ability greater than LA.

Anonymous

awallace wrote:

I have never been asked to ride the tour de france despite a natural ability greater than LA.

Wow, I didn't realise Lily Allen had any at all!

northernneil

Porgy wrote:

and I have a willy shaped like a parsnip.

thats odd cos I am cooking tea and I have a parsnip shaped like a willy

Porgy

northernneil wrote:

Porgy wrote:

and I have a willy shaped like a parsnip.

thats odd cos I am cooking tea and I have a parsnip shaped like a willy

at last!

Blimey - how long do you have to wait for a punchline round here?

domhnall_dearg

how long do you have to wait for a punchline round here?

one hour and eight minutes apparently.

Porgy

and I remember when there used to be four punchlines and hour round here.

cee

andyb78 wrote:

cee wrote:

i have very little cartlidge in my nose and ears..meaining i can literally roll my ears up (both forwards and backwards) and squash my nose completely flat against my face. Its ok though...they pop back into shape!

+1. I can also fit the top of a pint glass into my mouth :shock:

how on earth did you discover you could do that?

domhnall_dearg

My elbows bend the wrong way. Well a bit anyway.

shouldbeinbed

I hang around deserted cycling forums at 2 o'clock in the morning.

Aggieboy

cee wrote:

andyb78 wrote:

cee wrote:

i have very little cartlidge in my nose and ears..meaining i can literally roll my ears up (both forwards and backwards) and squash my nose completely flat against my face. Its ok though...they pop back into shape!

+1. I can also fit the top of a pint glass into my mouth :shock:

how on earth did you discover you could do that?

He put a pint glass into his mouth.

Headhuunter

I've got an unnerving fascination of Victorian cemeteries...

shockedsoshocked

I can fit a lightbulb in my mouth.

I suggest you all try it.

Aggieboy

ShockedSoShocked wrote:

I can fit a lightbulb in my mouth.

I suggest you all try it.

Not a bright idea!

Splottboy

I can make the "exact" noise a Big Cat makes, with a simple aid.

When I do it, people are gobsmacked. Sounds like you're actually in the jungle.

Learnt it by accident, perfected it over the years. Great pub trick !

ravey1981

Splottboy

Is the aid a big cat?