LOL

The Big Cheese
The Big Cheese Posts: 8,650
edited March 2010 in The Crudcatcher
Got to laugh, have been sending my CV out, and with the help of my ex boss, drafted a new and improved version of it

Sent it off to him, he made some changes and I uploaded it onto all the major recruitment agencies

PUBLICALLY viewed by potential employers.....

I then get an email from him asking if I checked it before sending out.. (which I hadnt)#

My interest section now reads:

Mountain BIking/cycling
Music and film
Travel
Reading
Dogging

BASTARD.... just uploaded it again....

Wonder if anyone saw it?

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  • Fantastic Mr Fox
    Fantastic Mr Fox Posts: 848
    I'd love it if you got an interview in that time.
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  • The Big Cheese
    The Big Cheese Posts: 8,650
    Hhhhmmmm. Could be in icebreaker :lol:
  • Northwind
    Northwind Posts: 14,675
    "So I see you like dogs"
    "What? Yes! Yes I like dogs!"
    Uncompromising extremist
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    thats ace.

    i once included a little bit of my own work into my mates arrival letters to our commanding officer (as an nco you have to write to the co to tell him about yourself and whatnot, i think its a tradition thing)

    the letter follows a very strict format and starts something like this:

    sir,

    i have the honour to report that i will be reporting for duty on <insert date> and will be taking up a post in <insert squadron> as a troop sergeant. Also i think you are a webbo.

    i included the bold part as the letter was on a pen drive i borrowed from him which he then gave to his mrs to print off on nice paper.

    luckily his mrs knew what a 'webbo' was and phoned him to make sure he really wanted to include it in the letter she had printed off for him.

    was a very close one, im not sure your average colonel would be too impressed with some upstart calling him a webbo.

    as a payment, un known to me, he drew on my passport when we went to kenya with a permanent pen depicting me as a pirate, something the bird behind the desk wasnt massively impressed with.
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,693
    If you saw some of the girls/women I "dated" in the 70's/80's, dog's would be disrespectful to the Canine Race...
  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    One of the younger ones at our place is coming to the end of his 6 month contract as I am and he's been doing his CV with help from the manager who amended his CV from 'lively personality' to 'split personality' which was sent out to a few prospective employers. He hasn't heard back from them yet :lol:
    I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.

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