Smithy - Coach of the year

iain_j

Highlight of Sport Relief last night

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvvKUtHlDK8

CarbonCopy

Pure class

mattbass789

pendleton was clearly smitten with his offers, of lycra based fun, and chat about gears...

Splottboy

They missed the others Smithy coached too...

Mr Woods, Mr Bullock, and Mr Cole etc.

I can see the award ceremony now, " And now the award for best coach for shagging technique...And the WIinner is, Smithy !!! "

fast as fupp

hes a big fat (unfunny) blert

redvee

Paula Radcliffe soon stopped smiling when the mention of loo breaks came up VP was clearly smitten with the hair twirling etc.

Splottboy

It was all set up...looked like it too.

VP as you call her, looked like a Dude I thought.

That bloody Kelly 'Omes. SHE-IS-DOIN-ME-EAD-IN!
Can't she get a job in Social Sevices of sumfin?
Where she can make a REAL difference, and NOT promoting herself.

I know the Smithy thing was a wind-up, but in her case, she's on TV at the drop of a hat.
Every bloody chance and her face pops up.

I'd give her a K'O if I saw her, girly or not!

Stewie Griffin

Splottboy wrote:

I'd give her a K'O if I saw her, girly or not!

Errrrr, no I dont think so, I think she would bash you up

"In the Army, she was initially a lorry driver in the Women's Royal Army Corps (WRAC), later becoming a basic physical training instructor (PTI). Holmes then elected in June 1990 to attend the first course to be run under the new Army Physical Training Corps syllabus, and successfully passed out as a 'Class 2 PTI'. Although militarily quite young, Holmes' athletic prowess was impressive and she was encouraged to attend the course selection for full-time transfer to the Army Physical Training Corps (APTC). At this time, selection courses for the APTC were conducted immediately following successful completion of the Class 2 PTI course; however, candidates had to be recommended to attend. Once again, the selection course was the first course to be run under the new syllabus, successful completion of which allowed attendance on the Junior and Senior Probationers' course at APTC, Aldershot.

Holmes eventually qualified as a 'Sergeant Class 1 PTI' and was transferred to the APTC from the (WRAC), which later disbanded in 1992, being absorbed into the Adjutant General's Corps. She also became British Army judo champion,"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dame_Kelly ... rmy_career

iain_j

Splottboy wrote:

It was all set up...looked like it too.

Set-up or not, Paula Radlicffe and Freddy Flintoff sure squirmed

Splottboy

Ok Mr Griffin; Got me a 1st in Taiho Jutsu, 2nd Dan Tae Kwon Do, done Tang Soo Do, Lau Gar Gung Fu. Tomiki and Uesheba Aikido, Judo...Rugby, American Football.
Ex Police Physical Training/Self Defence Instructor 9 yrs.
Former Martial arts instructor to 3 clubs, Welsh TKD squad coach.

I like me, but I don't like Kelly Holmes.
But which one is the best ???
There's ONLY one way to find out....

FIIGHT, in a vat full of milk chocolate. She wears a Thong, me in a Man-kini...
All proceeds to Sports Relief.

Any potential sponsors watching??!!!

Stewie Griffin

Note to self; dont annoy Splottboy if I ever meet him .

Splottboy

I like you and your talking dog !!!

Spurs fan, eh? Spent 6 months living in Walthamstow YMCA in 1985.
Great days, nice running area out towards the forest/canals etc.

jellybellywmb

Splottboy wrote:

Ok Mr Griffin; Got me a 1st in Taiho Jutsu, 2nd Dan Tae Kwon Do, done Tang Soo Do, Lau Gar Gung Fu. Tomiki and Uesheba Aikido, Judo

You forgot the prawn crackers!!!

martinwitnam

Who cares about Kelly Whatshername from Kent?
Vicky Pendleton just looked HOT!
Nuff said 8)