Offensive Weapon

skyd0g
skyd0g Posts: 2,540
edited March 2010 in The bottom bracket
A man takes a swing at an Officer...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm :shock:
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  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Showoff :shock:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • Ollieda
    Ollieda Posts: 1,010
    tried to strike the officer on the head

    What great bragging rights he would have if he had made a good hit! What amazes me is that he could stand up, get his "weapon" out and take a swing before the police officer thought about taking a step away from the sofa.

    I am of course assuming he was stood on the sofa and not the floor as normal.....otherwise this just goes into a whole other league!
  • Bunneh
    Bunneh Posts: 1,329
    edited March 2010
    Bet he feels a right cock...

    ...sorry...

    I'll get my goat.

    meh it replaces the word for willy for 'fool' heh. That joke fell flat!
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  • Chip \'oyler
    Chip \'oyler Posts: 2,323
    Bunneh wrote:
    Bet he feels a right fool...

    ...sorry...

    I'll get my goat.

    Don't you mean 'tool'?
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  • Chip \'oyler
    Chip \'oyler Posts: 2,323
    Thing is - was the weapon flaccid?
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  • markyboy2005
    markyboy2005 Posts: 465
    If not flacid then surely the female officer should be charged with "receipt of swollen goods"

    I am not a n expert on law, maybe spen could give an opinion on this?
  • skyd0g
    skyd0g Posts: 2,540
    I'm not sure how he's been convicted of 'assault' as the female officer wasn't actually hit by his weapon. It appears he only brandished his weapon (it may not have even been loaded).

    Now, if the officer had a black eye as a result of the affray, that would be bragging rights! :wink:
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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    I think the phrase " You're coming with me", got lost in translation.
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  • Bunneh
    Bunneh Posts: 1,329
    Aggieboy wrote:
    I think the phrase " You're coming with me", got lost in translation.

    Question then is, 'willy' go with her?...
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    I'd actually read it that he gave the cops a right mouthful.

    :oops:
  • skyd0g
    skyd0g Posts: 2,540
    This puts a whole new twist on the phrase 'being pulled by the rozzers' :wink:
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