Money making ideas...

ste_t

I need some ideas proper sharpish to make some cash for holidays and new bike bits. So far, the suggestions I've had are;

1) sell myself to desperate women.
2) sell myself to men
3) collecting sea shells then making/selling jewellery
4) sell myself to desperate old women.
5) sell myself to desperate old men.

I need some assistance and the lottery seem unwilling to help me out. Does anyone have any ideas?

Please save me from letting old women have their wicked way with me in exchange for shiny new lighter wheels

Lapierre t 400

what about having a go at a securitas van or one of their depots

*AL*

Combine 1&2 or 4&5.

Double bubble

ste_t

Lapierre t 400 wrote:

what about having a go at a securitas van or one of their depots

Good idea, but takes alot of planning, and then you get caught and smashed in.

Most importantly, I can be drunk enough to sort out an old bird, but men are a definite no no. But on the other hand, if I do ok sorting out the old women I open a second branch with someone to sort out the guys!

Fantastic Mr Fox

What about taking those charity pots from shops? You could probably get a couple hundred quid if you got enough of them.

Otherwise you could:

Clinical Trial
Sperm Donor
Do some 419ing.

ste_t

Fantastic Mr Fox wrote:

What about taking those charity pots from shops? You could probably get a couple hundred quid if you got enough of them.

Otherwise you could:

Clinical Trial
Sperm Donor
Do some 419ing.

We have those charity collection things at work and when people touch them it riles me!

Apparently you don't get paid for donating sperm anymore, only expenses.

After the well documented medical trails recently, I do not wish to die.

419ing?

Fantastic Mr Fox

ste_t wrote:

Fantastic Mr Fox wrote:

What about taking those charity pots from shops? You could probably get a couple hundred quid if you got enough of them.

Otherwise you could:

Clinical Trial
Sperm Donor
Do some 419ing.

We have those charity collection things at work and when people touch them it riles me!

Apparently you don't get paid for donating sperm anymore, only expenses.

After the well documented medical trails recently, I do not wish to die.

419ing?

You get paid expenses for sperm donations, £25.

For every bad clinical trial there are hundreds of harmless ones.

419 - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advance-fee_fraud

ste_t

Fantastic Mr Fox wrote:

ste_t wrote:

Fantastic Mr Fox wrote:

What about taking those charity pots from shops? You could probably get a couple hundred quid if you got enough of them.

Otherwise you could:

Clinical Trial
Sperm Donor
Do some 419ing.

We have those charity collection things at work and when people touch them it riles me!

Apparently you don't get paid for donating sperm anymore, only expenses.

After the well documented medical trails recently, I do not wish to die.

419ing?

You get paid expenses for sperm donations, £25.

For every bad clinical trial there are hundreds of harmless ones.

419 - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advance-fee_fraud

Have the rules changed already with the sperm donation, so that some random kid can turn up at your door because you cracked one off a few years earlier and they can know who you are?

As to the 419s, I couldnt do that to people, If you fall for one of those it serves you right!

Andy

They can find out who you are. You dont have any responsibility for them though.

projectsome

I'll give you a fiver a month to wash my bike every sunday

ste_t

projectsome wrote:

I'll give you a fiver a month to wash my bike every sunday

How about we do Llandegla every sunday and you give me £5 to wash it everytime we get back to the cafe?

ps. I'm not jay12, need more money than a paper round!

stevet1992

I have a way to make money on the internet ... Send me £19.99 and i will forward on the e-book, Honestly this works 100%
:twisted:

ste_t

Dammit! don't have £19.99!

Can you lend me £150 and I'll send you the £19.99 as soon as I have it? Paypal gift is fine...

stevet1992

ste_t wrote:

Dammit! don't have £19.99!

Can you lend me £150 and I'll send you the £19.99 as soon as I have it? Paypal gift is fine...

Aslong as i can transfer this 50K i have sitting in my account into the country via your bank account ?

jay12

ste_t wrote:

projectsome wrote:

I'll give you a fiver a month to wash my bike every sunday

How about we do Llandegla every sunday and you give me £5 to wash it everytime we get back to the cafe?

ps. I'm not jay12, need more money than a paper round!

oi, i was able to build my kinesis from 6 months of paper round

ste_t

stevet1992 wrote:

ste_t wrote:

Dammit! don't have £19.99!

Can you lend me £150 and I'll send you the £19.99 as soon as I have it? Paypal gift is fine...

Aslong as i can transfer this 50K i have sitting in my account into the country via your bank account ?

This is fine! I am more than happy to accept your proposal, and your long lost cousin the prince of Swaziland garantees that you are trustworthy, unlike my relatives who half inched my readies the last time I tried to do this scam.

Send me your full name, back details, date of birth, height, weight, mothers maiden name, first pet name, and £235,000 and I will make sure your money is safe.

Love you long time

Sucky sucky $5

ste_t

jay12 wrote:

ste_t wrote:

projectsome wrote:

I'll give you a fiver a month to wash my bike every sunday

How about we do Llandegla every sunday and you give me £5 to wash it everytime we get back to the cafe?

ps. I'm not jay12, need more money than a paper round!

oi, i was able to build my kinesis from 6 months of paper round

Sorry dude! Just wait until you have the choice of buying a new cassette or paying the electric bill, then you will understand my scepticism!!

jay12

screw the elictricity bill. use candle light and make this thing were you pedal your bike to create electricity for your house

ste_t

I am not a hamster!

stevet1992

ste_t wrote:

stevet1992 wrote:

ste_t wrote:

Dammit! don't have £19.99!

Can you lend me £150 and I'll send you the £19.99 as soon as I have it? Paypal gift is fine...

Aslong as i can transfer this 50K i have sitting in my account into the country via your bank account ?

This is fine! I am more than happy to accept your proposal, and your long lost cousin the prince of Swaziland garantees that you are trustworthy, unlike my relatives who half inched my readies the last time I tried to do this scam.

Send me your full name, back details, date of birth, height, weight, mothers maiden name, first pet name, and £235,000 and I will make sure your money is safe.

Love you long time

Sucky sucky $5

Ah you know my cousin ? I hope he has assured you how trustworthy i am. I cant do £235,000, How about £200,000, 2 tigers, some lions and an African Elephant for your inconvenience ?

stevet1992

ste_t wrote:

stevet1992 wrote:

ste_t wrote:

Dammit! don't have £19.99!

Can you lend me £150 and I'll send you the £19.99 as soon as I have it? Paypal gift is fine...

Aslong as i can transfer this 50K i have sitting in my account into the country via your bank account ?

This is fine! I am more than happy to accept your proposal, and your long lost cousin the prince of Swaziland garantees that you are trustworthy, unlike my relatives who half inched my readies the last time I tried to do this scam.

Send me your full name, back details, date of birth, height, weight, mothers maiden name, first pet name, and £235,000 and I will make sure your money is safe.

Love you long time

Sucky sucky $5

Ah you know my cousin ? I hope he has assured you how trustworthy i am. I cant do £235,000, How about £200,000, 2 tigers, some lions and an African Elephant for your inconvenience ?

ste_t

stevet1992 wrote:

ste_t wrote:

stevet1992 wrote:

ste_t wrote:

Dammit! don't have £19.99!

Can you lend me £150 and I'll send you the £19.99 as soon as I have it? Paypal gift is fine...

Aslong as i can transfer this 50K i have sitting in my account into the country via your bank account ?

This is fine! I am more than happy to accept your proposal, and your long lost cousin the prince of Swaziland garantees that you are trustworthy, unlike my relatives who half inched my readies the last time I tried to do this scam.

Send me your full name, back details, date of birth, height, weight, mothers maiden name, first pet name, and £235,000 and I will make sure your money is safe.

Love you long time

Sucky sucky $5

Ah you know my cousin ? I hope he has assured you how trustworthy i am. I cant do £235,000, How about £200,000, 2 tigers, some lions and an African Elephant for your inconvenience ?

I will only accept purple tigers, shotgun toting lions and the elephants with little ears (not sure if they are the African ones.)
Your cousin said you will try to humour me with a derisory offer! I will accept £210,00 with lost of xtr bits and a water buffalo

stevet1992

ste_t wrote:

stevet1992 wrote:

ste_t wrote:

stevet1992 wrote:

ste_t wrote:

Dammit! don't have £19.99!

Can you lend me £150 and I'll send you the £19.99 as soon as I have it? Paypal gift is fine...

Aslong as i can transfer this 50K i have sitting in my account into the country via your bank account ?

This is fine! I am more than happy to accept your proposal, and your long lost cousin the prince of Swaziland garantees that you are trustworthy, unlike my relatives who half inched my readies the last time I tried to do this scam.

Send me your full name, back details, date of birth, height, weight, mothers maiden name, first pet name, and £235,000 and I will make sure your money is safe.

Love you long time

Sucky sucky $5

Ah you know my cousin ? I hope he has assured you how trustworthy i am. I cant do £235,000, How about £200,000, 2 tigers, some lions and an African Elephant for your inconvenience ?

I will only accept purple tigers, shotgun toting lions and the elephants with little ears (not sure if they are the African ones.)
Your cousin said you will try to humour me with a derisory offer! I will accept £210,00 with lost of xtr bits and a water buffalo

I can rattle can the Tigers purple, Superglue shotguns to the tigers but im afraid i cant budge on £200,000. Ill even throw in my Ultimate guide to Internet business ?

ste_t

stevet1992 wrote:

ste_t wrote:

stevet1992 wrote:

ste_t wrote:

stevet1992 wrote:

ste_t wrote:

Dammit! don't have £19.99!

Can you lend me £150 and I'll send you the £19.99 as soon as I have it? Paypal gift is fine...

Aslong as i can transfer this 50K i have sitting in my account into the country via your bank account ?

This is fine! I am more than happy to accept your proposal, and your long lost cousin the prince of Swaziland garantees that you are trustworthy, unlike my relatives who half inched my readies the last time I tried to do this scam.

Send me your full name, back details, date of birth, height, weight, mothers maiden name, first pet name, and £235,000 and I will make sure your money is safe.

Love you long time

Sucky sucky $5

Ah you know my cousin ? I hope he has assured you how trustworthy i am. I cant do £235,000, How about £200,000, 2 tigers, some lions and an African Elephant for your inconvenience ?

I will only accept purple tigers, shotgun toting lions and the elephants with little ears (not sure if they are the African ones.)
Your cousin said you will try to humour me with a derisory offer! I will accept £210,00 with lost of xtr bits and a water buffalo

I can rattle can the Tigers purple, Superglue shotguns to the tigers but im afraid i cant budge on £200,000. Ill even throw in my Ultimate guide to Internet business ?

Can you get the tigers done professionally at all? The tigers must be willing to tote the shotguns by choice, not by superglue, If they can't trust you how can I?!

Your cousin says you can easily afford the £210,000 so stop being such a tight biatch etc

stevet1992

ste_t wrote:

Can you get the tigers done professionally at all? The tigers must be willing to tote the shotguns by choice, not by superglue, If they can't trust you how can I?!

Your cousin says you can easily afford the £210,000 so stop being such a tight biatch etc

I could but that would take much more time due to shipping from the Nigerian border, Im sure i can persuade the tigers to wield these guns of shot, After a few beers, Damn light weights !

My cousin eral has not seen me in a while .... I lost alot of money to other Untrustworthy nigerian bankers which is why im trying to be as trustworthy as possible

ste_t

stevet1992 wrote:

ste_t wrote:

Can you get the tigers done professionally at all? The tigers must be willing to tote the shotguns by choice, not by superglue, If they can't trust you how can I?!

Your cousin says you can easily afford the £210,000 so stop being such a tight biatch etc

I could but that would take much more time due to shipping from the Nigerian border, Im sure i can persuade the tigers to wield these guns of shot, After a few beers, Damn light weights !

My cousin eral has not seen me in a while .... I lost alot of money to other Untrustworthy nigerian bankers which is why im trying to be as trustworthy as possible

Lies all lies! I fooled you! It was the lions toting the shotguns, everyone knows tigers have not the flexibility to do such things! And Nigeria is only round the corner, even the royal mail can deliver within 48 hours.

Andy

Press and hold shift and 3 and you can make ££££££££££££££££££££££££££££ in seconds!