Nurses, Hog Roast, and Me, wow!

Splottboy
Splottboy Posts: 3,695
edited March 2010 in The bottom bracket
The Mrs is moving hospitals, leaving do planned, so got a Hog Roast in an old Manor house on Friday night.

Loadsa Nurses gonna be there...and ME!!!
(Just hoping they can lhave a close ook at my Adductor Tendinitis, Groin Strain ! )

Gotta be up 6am Saturday. Oh well....

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  • blackpanther
    blackpanther Posts: 221
    errr wont the missus be there too?
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    Yeah...
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    Yeah...
  • cee
    cee Posts: 4,553
    still...roast hog is a total result..
    Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I believe in the future of the human race.

    H.G. Wells.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    Misread 'hog roast' as 'spit roast' - thought this was going to be a great thread :oops: :lol:
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    Pross wrote:
    Misread 'hog roast' as 'spit roast' - thought this was going to be a great thread :oops: :lol:

    I thought that was the mistake the OP made :lol:
  • mrushton
    mrushton Posts: 5,182
    Depends on who is getting spit-roasted!
    M.Rushton
  • cee
    cee Posts: 4,553
    mrushton wrote:
    Depends on who is getting spit-roasted!

    cos those nurses are a dirty bunch..... they could all be waiting in the hog room with strapadictomies...
    Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I believe in the future of the human race.

    H.G. Wells.
  • mrushton
    mrushton Posts: 5,182
    Any 'hard' evidence of this? Pics? Of course enemas could be involved or nil by mouth :wink:
    M.Rushton
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    Pross wrote:
    Misread 'hog roast' as 'spit roast' - thought this was going to be a great thread :oops: :lol:

    I thought that was the mistake the OP made :lol:


    We're in!

    best wishes,

    FL and RF.
    :wink:
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    I was in my local hospital yesterday and i must say the nurses have really let themselves go, dissapointing. Better luck where you are.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    seanoconn wrote:
    I was in my local hospital yesterday and i must say the nurses have really let themselves go, dissapointing. Better luck where you are.

    Yeah it started when they began wearing scrubs instead of those benny Hill style dresses :lol:
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    I used to have a mobile disco when I was a young man and I had quite a few bookings at a local hospitals "nurses home".

    For some reason my mates used to fall over themselves to roadie for me on such occasions. :? :wink:
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Well, I had to see a lovely nurse today. Unfortunately, she said I had to stop masturbating. When I asked "Why?", she said "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Bobbinogs
    Bobbinogs Posts: 4,841
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Well, I had to see a lovely nurse today. Unfortunately, she said I had to stop masturbating. When I asked "Why?", she said "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

    :lol: Literally LOL, and one spilt pint. Fantastic.
  • mrushton
    mrushton Posts: 5,182
    I asked the nurse I saw if she could suggest anything for yellow teeth and she said

    wear a green tie?

    Boom Boom!
    M.Rushton
  • blackpanther
    blackpanther Posts: 221
    My mum was a nurse,










    I should stop now.......
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    blackpanther wrote:
    My mum was a nurse

    Best anecdote ever :lol:
  • fungus_the_muffin_man
    fungus_the_muffin_man Posts: 1,608
    cee wrote:
    mrushton wrote:
    Depends on who is getting spit-roasted!

    cos those nurses are a dirty bunch..... they could all be waiting in the hog room with strapadictomies...

    Being both a nurse and dirty tell me where you want meeting and i'll sort you out :wink:

    You won't have to bother with the strapadictomies thing though as I have my own that I was born with :lol:



    You sure you still wanna get it on with a nurse? :twisted:
    Bianchi. There are no alternatives only compromises!
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  • Matt the Tester
    Matt the Tester Posts: 1,261
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Well, I had to see a lovely nurse today. Unfortunately, she said I had to stop masturbating. When I asked "Why?", she said "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
    im sure it's been said before but aggie you are a a legend on these forums lol.
    Coveryourcar.co.uk RT Tester
    north west of england.

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