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penguinpunter
penguinpunter Posts: 5
edited March 2010 in The bottom bracket
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  • redddraggon
    redddraggon Posts: 10,862
    c0ckjockey
    I like bikes...

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  • softlad
    softlad Posts: 3,513
    the guy should be sectioned.....
  • Seriously, he's moved onto assaulting people? Bell.
    "In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

    @gietvangent
  • Pokerface
    Pokerface Posts: 7,960
    Or is this Jezmo just re-posting about himself in a desperate ploy for attention?
  • No check my spelling lol. His desperate ploy for attention was running himself and a CC Giro member off there bikes. The Giro Member had the good fortune to throw Jezmo's bike over a hedge before he could do more harm. But seriously if Jez Smith turns up at your club run, best you ignore him or drop him. He is turning out to be quite a dangerous individual and trying to ruin various clubs reputations and sponsorship.
  • hammerite
    hammerite Posts: 3,408
    Have I missed an episode? I thought Jezmo had issues with Sotonia?
  • hammerite
    hammerite Posts: 3,408
    Started to read the cycling weekly thread and it went, have the moderators been in? I have to say the use of real names in all the posts is very dangerous ground with all the allegations flying about.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Access Denied!

    Doh!
  • hammerite
    hammerite Posts: 3,408
    NapoleonD the thread started off with Jezmo claiming to have been assaulted, and getting the police involved. Something to do with him being started on over a
    cheque his mum wrote bouncing!

    Lots of names being mentioned which is a little bit naughty.

    The thread went on to the usual amount of piss taking and people wondering what planet Jezmo is on, it was then blocked.
  • freehub
    freehub Posts: 4,257
    n.

    RACIST!!
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    hammerite wrote:
    NapoleonD the thread started off with Jezmo claiming to have been assaulted, and getting the police involved. Something to do with him being started on over a
    cheque his mum wrote bouncing!

    Lots of names being mentioned which is a little bit naughty.

    The thread went on to the usual amount of wee-wee taking and people wondering what planet Jezmo is on, it was then blocked.


    S.N.A.F.U.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    freehub wrote:
    n.

    RACIST!!

    He heh, awesome!
  • softlad
    softlad Posts: 3,513
    if 'Giro Jezmo' ever returns (and I'm sure he will, given the current length of NHS waiting lists) then my guess is that he will probably not be using the word 'Giro' in his new name... ;)

    I just feel sorry for any club who has had the misfortune to entertain this lunatic....
  • Smokin Joe
    Smokin Joe Posts: 2,706
    softlad wrote:
    if 'Giro Jezmo' ever returns (and I'm sure he will, given the current length of NHS waiting lists) then my guess is that he will probably not be using the word 'Giro' in his new name... ;)

    I just feel sorry for any club who has had the misfortune to entertain this lunatic....
    Christ, he might move down here... :shock:
  • softlad
    softlad Posts: 3,513
    Smokin Joe wrote:
    Christ, he might move down here... :shock:

    it could happen.

    As Churchill once said about GiroJezmo, "We will fight him on the beaches, we will never surrender - even if he tries to ride into us..."
  • Pokerface
    Pokerface Posts: 7,960
    r.
  • Velonutter
    Velonutter Posts: 2,437
    I contributed on the CW forum about the fella, he's mad, insane, needs locking up, I really can't understand his motives, if at his age he couldn't pay his membership fees and asked his mother for a cheque which he claims bounced, then why air it all in public :roll: :shock:

    I just hope he doesn't head my way or introduce himself as johnHughes, Giro Smith, Jezom Smith or any of the list of aliases that he uses.
  • hammerite
    hammerite Posts: 3,408
    Smokin Joe wrote:
    Christ, he might move down here... :shock:

    Do you know what, the thing that made me laugh most on the CW thread he started was the fact he thought Fishguard is in Scotland :lol:
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    Its a shame that there are no clubs in London, in fact its illegal to cycle in London at all so there is no point in him coming down here, ever.

    I would join face book if he had a page.
  • softlad
    softlad Posts: 3,513
    and if he ever drives over the severn bridge, we're all going to hide.... ;)
  • bexley5200
    bexley5200 Posts: 692
    joes dead rip
    going downhill slowly