Egg Chasers

fast as fupp
fast as fupp Posts: 2,277
edited March 2010 in The bottom bracket
its just fat men playing catch and running into each other isnt it?
'dont forget lads, one evertonian is worth twenty kopites'

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  • Seanos
    Seanos Posts: 301
    Yup. Posh blokes at that.
  • northernneil
    northernneil Posts: 1,549
    if it wasnt for alcohol that would have been the worst afternoon ever
  • Dazza2280
    Dazza2280 Posts: 156
    all i'm saying on it, is that there's no such thing as a BROKEN METATARSAL :roll: in rugby, its known as a sore foot, you run it off!
  • fast as fupp
    fast as fupp Posts: 2,277
    Dazza2280 wrote:
    all i'm saying on it, is that there's no such thing as a BROKEN METATARSAL :roll: in rugby, its known as a sore foot, you run it off!

    yes, very homoerotic, theyre all so rough and tough

    its still fat blokes playing catch
    'dont forget lads, one evertonian is worth twenty kopites'
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    ......and groping each other.

    Whereas cycling is full of butch manly mesters.

















    That SHAVE THEIR LEGS. :shock:
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • downfader
    downfader Posts: 3,686
    ......and groping each other.

    So I spose you think Roman Greco and San Da are just men groping? :lol:
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    its just fat men playing catch and running into each other isnt it?
    Absolutely! You should go and join them some day and show them who's really tough
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    bompington wrote:
    its just fat men playing catch and running into each other isnt it?
    Absolutely! You should go and join them some day and show them who's really tough

    Bompington - I think this is a deliberate wind-up because every time there's a football thread a rugby fan comes on to tell us how bad football is and how wonderful rugby is.
  • fast as fupp
    fast as fupp Posts: 2,277
    bompington wrote:
    its just fat men playing catch and running into each other isnt it?
    Absolutely! You should go and join them some day and show them who's really tough

    why on earth would i want to hang around with a load of fat blokes with cauliflower ears; cracking jokes about bumholes, frightening women and playing soggy biscuit?
    'dont forget lads, one evertonian is worth twenty kopites'
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    johnfinch wrote:
    bompington wrote:
    its just fat men playing catch and running into each other isnt it?
    Absolutely! You should go and join them some day and show them who's really tough

    Bompington - I think this is a deliberate wind-up because every time there's a football thread a rugby fan comes on to tell us how bad football is and how wonderful rugby is.
    Oh I know that, we're used to lower class oiks trying to poke fun at what they have neither the brains to understand nor the bodies to compete in
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    bompington wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    bompington wrote:
    its just fat men playing catch and running into each other isnt it?
    Absolutely! You should go and join them some day and show them who's really tough

    Bompington - I think this is a deliberate wind-up because every time there's a football thread a rugby fan comes on to tell us how bad football is and how wonderful rugby is.
    Oh I know that, we're used to lower class oiks trying to poke fun at what they have neither the brains to understand nor the bodies to compete in

    Au contraire mon ami, I know loads of working class men with beer bellies who would be willing to gouge somebody else's eyes. :wink:
  • johnfinch wrote:
    bompington wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    bompington wrote:
    its just fat men playing catch and running into each other isnt it?
    Absolutely! You should go and join them some day and show them who's really tough

    Bompington - I think this is a deliberate wind-up because every time there's a football thread a rugby fan comes on to tell us how bad football is and how wonderful rugby is.
    Oh I know that, we're used to lower class oiks trying to poke fun at what they have neither the brains to understand nor the bodies to compete in

    Au contraire mon ami, I know loads of working class men with beer bellies who would be willing to gouge somebody else's eyes. :wink:

    That's why they invented Rugby League!
    "In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

    @gietvangent
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686

    That's why they invented Rugby League!

    Ahhh, proper rugby. :wink:

    I played a bit of union when I was at school. I was a winger and my abiding memory of rugby union is standing there waiting and getting bored for the 75 minutes out of 80 that the ball was in either a scrum or a ruck. :roll:
  • johnfinch wrote:

    That's why they invented Rugby League!

    Ahhh, proper rugby. :wink:

    I played a bit of union when I was at school. I was a winger and my abiding memory of rugby union is standing there waiting and getting bored for the 75 minutes out of 80 that the ball was in either a scrum or a ruck. :roll:

    Quite so. I spent saturday night wathinc warrington put 5 tries on Bradford in an exciting if error-prone game. On my return home, my dad (more of a union man) told me that the ball had spent 46 minutes in play in the England V Scotland game. Oh how we laughed.
    "In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

    @gietvangent
  • Rugby league is a much fitter, higher tempo, more exciting game, than union
    Bianchi. There are no alternatives only compromises!
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  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    Yep, and you find yourself counting to 6 for hours afterwards. I enjoy both forms but prefer Union as you'd expect in this part of the world. As for fat blokes, unfortunately this is no longer the case and one of the problems in the game is that everyone is too fit and strong. The other problems are the scrum has become a farce as refs are unable to control it and the laws have resulted in aimless kicking. League's biggest problem is the limited opportunity to get possession off the opposition and it's (generally) predicatable nature. Football's problem is that it's cr@p :lol:
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Football is a gentlemen's game played by thugs and rugby is a thug's game played by gentlemen.

    Not so accurate now that Rugby is no longer an amateur sport.

    The modern take could be;

    (Professional) Football is a game played by rich idiots and rich chavs. Rugby is a game played by freaks of nature.
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,253
    MattC59 wrote:
    Football is a gentlemen's game played by thugs and rugby is a thug's game played by gentlemen.

    Not so accurate now that Rugby is no longer an amateur sport.

    It never was accurate. Both sports have their model sportsmen and their animals.
    Twitter: @RichN95
  • Westerberg
    Westerberg Posts: 652
    The main turn off for me, as far as Rugby Union is concerned, is the large amount of total c0ck ends who seem to follow the game. I'm talking about the casual club player with the latent homosexual tendencies who likes to go out with his fellow clubmate on a saturday night, blazered up with 30 or so other monkeys in suits, being obnoxious to anyone who gets in their way in that special upper middle class way; boorish knuckle draggers who are happy to sh1t in a pint glass to prove their manliness to their fellow meathead.

    I find the football hooligan an infinitely more likeable chap.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    RichN95 wrote:
    MattC59 wrote:
    Football is a gentlemen's game played by thugs and rugby is a thug's game played by gentlemen.

    Not so accurate now that Rugby is no longer an amateur sport.

    It never was accurate. Both sports have their model sportsmen and their animals.

    A sensible, balanced opinion. :? :shock: