Dealing with Dogs

Surf-Matt

antfly wrote:

Surf-Matt wrote:

I stop, look the dog in the eye, then carry on - always works.

That`s because you`re so hard but one day you`ll meet a dog who`s even harder than you.

Unlikely TBH

B3zza

What about some dog treats??? see em coming and sprinkle a few out see if they stop

It cld turn really bad though and u be like the pied piper everytime u go out ur have a pack of dogs following ya rofl

Animal urin in a bottle i know it snds gross, but instantly if u spray them with urin from a higher rank specie they will def back off, maybe Bear urin, have fun tryin to milk the bear though lol

That cld turn really bad aswell like crashing of ya bike and landing on the bottle to which it splits and.....urrrggghhh!!

bails87

Have your 'o' and 'u' keys broken?

B3zza

Are abbreviated words frowned upon in this forum then?

Must improve my grammar
:roll:

Ben Coops

Let your mate go first selfish i know

neilr4

B3zza wrote:

What about some dog treats??? see em coming and sprinkle a few out see if they stop

It cld turn really bad though and u be like the pied piper everytime u go out ur have a pack of dogs following ya rofl

Animal urin in a bottle i know it snds gross, but instantly if u spray them with urin from a higher rank specie they will def back off, maybe Bear urin, have fun tryin to milk the bear though lol

That cld turn really bad aswell like crashing of ya bike and landing on the bottle to which it splits and.....urrrggghhh!!

Elementary english would suffice :roll:

Hercule Q

making a shit load of noise as you speed towards them works quite well

Briggo

Surf-Matt wrote:

antfly wrote:

Surf-Matt wrote:

I stop, look the dog in the eye, then carry on - always works.

That`s because you`re so hard but one day you`ll meet a dog who`s even harder than you.

Unlikely TBH

Dunno, theres a few dogs in the local here that would smash your face in pretty easily.

N0bodyOfTheGoat

Apparently, any dog can be killed by ripping its front legs apart to the side... This causes part of the bone structure to pierce the heart.

At this point I shall make clear that I love animals (had deer; pheasants; rabbits; mallards all visit our villa at Longleat this week), including dogs!

The only worrying side to this bit of useless information is that as you splay the front legs apart, the mouth of said angry dog is going closer and closer to you... I would not want to try this emergency technique and get it wrong! :shock: