Can you get concussion in your arse?
_Brun_
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Had a very spontaneous unplanned dismount this morning.
Heading towards some lights going south down Kentish Town Rd, there was a police car with the hurry on coming up Royal College St. Looking like he might go around the wrong side of the traffic island I slowed down in good time, and you can guess what happened next...
BANG! All of a sudden I'm on my arse in the road, bike having been forcibly ejected from between my legs. I think something like that is in the hipster handbook, but correct execution probably involves staying on your feet.
Got up sharpish enough, very surprised to find the back wheel seems completely undamaged. My unfortunate backside has fared less well and I can certainly feel the start of a painful few days. Hopefully I'll get some nice bruise pictures to show the world.
Driver stopped and I have his contact details and reg number. Can't see them being needed to be honest, although I may phone my insurers and see what they suggest.
Heading towards some lights going south down Kentish Town Rd, there was a police car with the hurry on coming up Royal College St. Looking like he might go around the wrong side of the traffic island I slowed down in good time, and you can guess what happened next...
BANG! All of a sudden I'm on my arse in the road, bike having been forcibly ejected from between my legs. I think something like that is in the hipster handbook, but correct execution probably involves staying on your feet.
Got up sharpish enough, very surprised to find the back wheel seems completely undamaged. My unfortunate backside has fared less well and I can certainly feel the start of a painful few days. Hopefully I'll get some nice bruise pictures to show the world.
Driver stopped and I have his contact details and reg number. Can't see them being needed to be honest, although I may phone my insurers and see what they suggest.
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Sorry, that's not funny.
Have you broken your bum?
EDIT: Your clipless aren't you? Did they unclip?0 -
_Brun_ wrote:Had a very spontaneous unplanned dismount this morning.
Heading towards some lights going south down Kentish Town Rd, there was a police car with the hurry on coming up Royal College St. Looking like he might go around the wrong side of the traffic island I slowed down in good time, and you can guess what happened next...
BANG! All of a sudden I'm on my ars* in the road, bike having been forcibly ejected from between my legs. I think something like that is in the hipster handbook, but correct execution probably involves staying on your feet.
Got up sharpish enough, very surprised to find the back wheel seems completely undamaged. My unfortunate backside has fared less well and I can certainly feel the start of a painful few days. Hopefully I'll get some nice bruise pictures to show the world.
Driver stopped and I have his contact details and reg number. Can't see them being needed to be honest, although I may phone my insurers and see what they suggest.
Glad you're ok mate. I would defo get on to the insurers, may be worth getting the bike and yourself looked over as well - you may have a damaged coccyx or summat...
Also, no photos please.
Perhaps you should get one of these:
- 2023 Vielo V+1
- 2022 Canyon Aeroad CFR
- 2020 Canyon Ultimate CF SLX
- Strava
- On the Strand
- Crown Stables
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lost_in_thought wrote:
Sorry, that's not funny.
Have you broken your bum?0 -
_Brun_ wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:
Sorry, that's not funny.
Have you broken your bum?
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If you use a campag bottom bracket tool to unscrew your belly button; you arse will come off and them you can havea proper look for any ripples or bends.Mud - Genesis Vapour CCX
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lost_in_thought wrote:_Brun_ wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:
Sorry, that's not funny.
Have you broken your bum?
just spat coffee everywhere.- 2023 Vielo V+1
- 2022 Canyon Aeroad CFR
- 2020 Canyon Ultimate CF SLX
- Strava
- On the Strand
- Crown Stables
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Il Principe wrote:Glad you're ok mate. I would defo get on to the insurers, may be worth getting the bike and yourself looked over as well - you may have a damaged coccyx or summat...
Also, no photo's please.0 -
Did you have that comedy feet spinning in the air moment before you hit the ground?
I think you now need a t-shirt printing:
Kiss moi Coccyx!Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter0 -
What you need is .... a drink!
Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
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Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
ooooooh....could have been nasty....glad it wasn't.....
did you notice the bike flying forward from underneath you and have a puzzled look on your face, or did you just get up knowing what had happened?Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I believe in the future of the human race.
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The sympathy that's flowing in here is amazing
Hope the pain has eased somewhat Brun.0 -
Ouch. Hope the pain and embarrassment both ease quickly!Dahon Speed Pro TT; Trek Portland
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Sorry to hear about the ass pounding you received dude.Il Principe wrote:Perhaps you should get one of these:0
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_Brun_ wrote:Had a very spontaneous unplanned dismount this morning.
Heading towards some lights going south down Kentish Town Rd, there was a police car with the hurry on coming up Royal College St. Looking like he might go around the wrong side of the traffic island I slowed down in good time, and you can guess what happened next...
BANG! All of a sudden I'm on my ars* in the road, bike having been forcibly ejected from between my legs. I think something like that is in the hipster handbook, but correct execution probably involves staying on your feet.
Got up sharpish enough, very surprised to find the back wheel seems completely undamaged. My unfortunate backside has fared less well and I can certainly feel the start of a painful few days. Hopefully I'll get some nice bruise pictures to show the world.
Driver stopped and I have his contact details and reg number. Can't see them being needed to be honest, although I may phone my insurers and see what they suggest.
Be wary about saying you are okay.
I was hit from behind by car in November- was ok for next few days apart from whiplash injuries, but subsequently was off work for nearly 3 months with tear in cartlidge in knee and damage to knee cap.
I too initially thought I was okWant to know the Spen666 behind the posts?
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