No beating around the bush with Paris

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  • Fireblade96
    Fireblade96 Posts: 1,123
    While I think it's absolutely right that someone gets cautioned for driving in a cycle lane, why is this news in this country ?

    Oh yes, because she's a "celebrity" - followed by in-depth description of what she's wearing.

    I despair for the future of civilization :-(
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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 30,227
    Indeed. Stop the planet; I want to get off.
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  • downfader
    downfader Posts: 3,686
    Exactly.. future note to any driver parking on a pavement or running over cyclelanes.. you can get away with it if you have nice shoes on. :lol:
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    At least she got her wrist slapped... can anyone cite any instance of that happening in the UK? Thought not...
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  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    edited March 2010
    So explain - I'm an old git - what exactly does Paris Hilton do ? (Apart from being named after an hotel)
  • downfader
    downfader Posts: 3,686
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    At least she got her wrist slapped... can anyone cite any instance of that happening in the UK? Thought not...

    Bus lane yes, cyclelane no. :D

    Oh and I'd do more than slap her wrist. :twisted: Or is that wrong in the head? :lol:
  • suzyb
    suzyb Posts: 3,449
    It was probably her little dog driving the car :roll:
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  • Fireblade96
    Fireblade96 Posts: 1,123
    downfader wrote:
    Oh, and I'd slap her in the head!

    Fixed that for you
    :twisted:
    Misguided Idealist
  • Mr_Cellophane
    Mr_Cellophane Posts: 690
    Jay dubbleU wrote:
    So explain - I'm an old git - what exactly does Paris Hilton do ? (Apart from being named after an hotel)
    She has the same job as Tara Palmer-Tomkinson.

    Unless you have seen The video, then you would know she does most things
  • Aidy
    Aidy Posts: 2,015
    downfader wrote:
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    At least she got her wrist slapped... can anyone cite any instance of that happening in the UK? Thought not...

    Bus lane yes, cyclelane no. :D

    Only when it's caught by a camera though, there's no form of real policing going on.
  • downfader
    downfader Posts: 3,686
    Aidy wrote:
    downfader wrote:
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    At least she got her wrist slapped... can anyone cite any instance of that happening in the UK? Thought not...

    Bus lane yes, cyclelane no. :D

    Only when it's caught by a camera though, there's no form of real policing going on.

    No. Real bobbies in a real car. I'm walking past a bus stop in city center and this kid in his first car gets pulled and flashed over. Early winter last year, kid gets out - no shirt on, so the copper starts doing other searches and checks. :wink:
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Mr_Cellophane wrote:
    She has the same job as Tara Palmer-Tomkinson.

    Who?

    Is that one of LiT's friends?
    Food Chain number = 4

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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Mr_Cellophane wrote:
    She has the same job as Tara Palmer-Tomkinson.

    Who?

    Is that one of LiT's friends?

    Ohhhhhh busted young man. You can't pretend not to know who she is and then make a joke about posh birds knowing each other.

    She's not, by the way. I wouldn't touch her with a bargepole. :)
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    I knew she was posh and I know you sound posh so I put 2-and-2 together....
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  • stuaff
    stuaff Posts: 1,736
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    I knew she was posh and I know you sound posh so I put 2-and-2 together....

    ...and made 36.5687....... ;)
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    StuAff wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    I knew she was posh and I know you sound posh so I put 2-and-2 together....

    ...and made 36.5687....... ;)

    Your maths is off I make it 3.14159265
    Food Chain number = 4

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  • stuaff
    stuaff Posts: 1,736
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    StuAff wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    I knew she was posh and I know you sound posh so I put 2-and-2 together....

    ...and made 36.5687....... ;)

    Your maths is off I make it 3.14159265

    Nah, still off there ;)
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  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    Mr_Cellophane wrote:
    Jay dubbleU wrote:
    So explain - I'm an old git - what exactly does Paris Hilton do ? (Apart from being named after an hotel)
    She has the same job as Tara Palmer-Tomkinson.

    Unless you have seen The video, then you would know she does most things

    Ah - social parasite then :wink:

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