Because I wanted to

The Big Cheese
The Big Cheese Posts: 8,651
edited February 2010 in The Crudcatcher
cat2lickingitselfclean.jpg

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    knotted cat is knotted
  • missmarple
    missmarple Posts: 1,980
    My cat always does that when we're eating. Imagine a female human licking her own vagina, that would be wicked. Innit. 8)
  • The Big Cheese
    The Big Cheese Posts: 8,651
    Awwwww...... that is proper toepunt material...








    Only joking, I love cats, and most small animals (on toast anyway) :wink:
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,306
    BMW 335d
    :lol:
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  • The Big Cheese
    The Big Cheese Posts: 8,651
    I often suck myself off after dinner, but not during, that would be just rude
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    The Big Cheese wrote:
    I often suck myself off after dinner, but not during, that would be just rude

    i know 2 blokes who can do that. i wouldnt suck mine if i could reach it as there is something i dont fancy about having a bellend in my mouth
  • The Big Cheese
    The Big Cheese Posts: 8,651
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    The Big Cheese wrote:
    I often suck myself off after dinner, but not during, that would be just rude

    i know 2 blokes who can do that. i wouldnt suck mine if i could reach it as there is something i dont fancy about having a bellend in my mouth

    Even your own??? Don't knock it until you tried it and after tonight, I think I'm the only person nearing my hampton, as I think the wife has left me :? :lol:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    both have to do it by resting on their shoulders with their feet over the back of their heads, one can reach it on his on, the other requires the help of his gf who pushes down on his bum cheeks whilst giving him a ring dobie!!
  • The Big Cheese
    The Big Cheese Posts: 8,651
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    ring dobie!!

    *phones up the wife, begging her to come home and lick the chocolate trumpet*
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    The Big Cheese wrote:
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    ring dobie!!

    *phones up the wife, begging her to come home and lick the chocolate trumpet*

    that should get her coming running, what a treat for her.
  • n.battison
    n.battison Posts: 57
    The Big Cheese

    Your a mess!
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  • The Big Cheese
    The Big Cheese Posts: 8,651
    all the 'bitter-goodness

    Fuck me, I spoil that girl 8)
  • Briggo
    Briggo Posts: 3,537
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    both have to do it by resting on their shoulders with their feet over the back of their heads, one can reach it on his on, the other requires the help of his gf who pushes down on his bum cheeks whilst giving him a ring dobie!!

    Why and how do you know this.

    Its not the sort of thing I'd discuss over a meal to be honest.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    ive seen one of them doing it, ive been told about it by the one who enlists his gf for help. to be fair he has a cake like 2 tins of pedigree chum welded together (except not blunt on the end) so im suprised he needs any help.
  • Briggo
    Briggo Posts: 3,537
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    ive seen one of them doing it, ive been told about it by the one who enlists his gf for help. to be fair he has a cake like 2 tins of pedigree chum welded together (except not blunt on the end) so im suprised he needs any help.

    Do you like watching a man suck themself off?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Briggo wrote:
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    ive seen one of them doing it, ive been told about it by the one who enlists his gf for help. to be fair he has a cake like 2 tins of pedigree chum welded together (except not blunt on the end) so im suprised he needs any help.

    Do you like watching a man suck themself off?

    like's a bit strong but it was funny.
  • The Big Cheese
    The Big Cheese Posts: 8,651
    Briggo wrote:
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    ive seen one of them doing it, ive been told about it by the one who enlists his gf for help. to be fair he has a cake like 2 tins of pedigree chum welded together (except not blunt on the end) so im suprised he needs any help.

    Do you like watching a man suck themself off?

    Absolutely loving the degredation of the thread......... loving it big time!!!

    $10 chi chi
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    i wonder if it would be against some of the rules to quote some of this thread in a signature??
  • The Big Cheese
    The Big Cheese Posts: 8,651
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    i wonder if it would be against some of the rules to quote some of this thread in a signature??

    anypart in particlular ;)
  • The Big Cheese
    The Big Cheese Posts: 8,651
    Briggo wrote:
    Do you like watching a man suck themself off?

    Gets my vote LOL
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    ive seen one of them doing it, ive been told about it by the one who enlists his gf for help. to be fair he has a cake like 2 tins of pedigree chum welded together (except not blunt on the end) so im suprised he needs any help.

    this part
  • The Big Cheese
    The Big Cheese Posts: 8,651
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    ive seen one of them doing it, ive been told about it by the one who enlists his gf for help. to be fair he has a cake like 2 tins of pedigree chum welded together (except not blunt on the end) so im suprised he needs any help.

    this part

    As Roy Finkle from Finkle fixtures says.....

    "DO IT"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra70O9np ... PL&index=2

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