OT: Daily Mail headline generator.

Canny Jock

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

I haven't seen any involving cycling yet, but generally they are spot on.

Sample:

IS GORDON BROWN GIVING BRITAIN'S SWANS CANCER?

Paddy O Dawes

HAVE CYCLISTS GIVEN YOUR HOUSE DIABETES?

White Horse

I've got one:

COULD CYCLISTS GIVE TAXPAYERS CANCER?

Mickey Eye

WILL CYCLISTS SCROUNGE OFF HARD-WORKING FAMILIES?

Mickey Eye

I like to imagine them being said by Chris Morris on Brass Eye.

tarquin_foxglove

Run the greasemonkey script & then go to the daily mail website.

tarquin_foxglove

Will look like this...

Paul 8v

WILL CYCLISTS MAKE BRITISH JUSTICE OBESE?

Genius

prawny

Not a cycling one but

WILL LESBIANS INFECT THE MEMORY OF DIANA WITH AIDS

I nearly did a little wee.

secretsam

HAS CHANNEL 4 HAD SEX WITH CLIFF RICHARD?

Bassjunkieuk

ARE CYCLISTS GIVING THE COUNTRYSIDE SWINE FLU?

oscarbudgie

WILL CYCLISTS INFECT YOUR PETS WITH AIDS?

ARE LESBIANS HAVING SEX WITH THE QUEEN?

Bassjunkieuk

oscarbudgie wrote:

ARE LESBIANS HAVING SEX WITH THE QUEEN?

0scar

I just like the title - qwghlm.co.uk, because all the other domain names were taken

_Brun_

Ideal accompaniment for the headline generator...

Tw@t-O-Tron

Da Mighty Chicken

COULD CYCLISTS STEAL THE IDENTITY OF YOUR CHILDREN?

emdeef

HAS BRUSSELS HAD SEX WITH ENGLAND?

Surreal

Jay dubbleU

ARE BRUSSELS TERROR CYCLISTS A EURO PLOT ?

symo

Have Cyclists Defrauded Your Daughters?