dumped by text message
northernneil
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since cheryl dumped him via text isnt this the worst way to go ?
obviously since I have recently married my sweet heart I have little experience of this but I know for a fact you lot are a right set of dirty rotten scoundrels.....
time to confess all on here please
(dumped and dumpee if you wish)
obviously since I have recently married my sweet heart I have little experience of this but I know for a fact you lot are a right set of dirty rotten scoundrels.....
time to confess all on here please
(dumped and dumpee if you wish)
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I dumped my last girlfriend of 18 months as I had met my now present wife. I dumped her at her 21st birthday party with new girl in tow, who knew nothing about it.
How ashamed was I ? Very. I now have to stay off facebook etc in case old girlfriend is on there and I start guilt tripping and contacting her with lots of sorries etc. Shitty thing to do and I really regret it to this day, even as well as it was 17 years ago.
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:!: shit man thats a serious contender already :!:0
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I surrender to dmclite - how can anyone beat that?
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dmclite, do you believe in Purgatory? If so, I suggest you spend the rest of your life making your Wife happy, then perhaps at the end you can present it & hope that it might be offset against some of your punishment
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I can't be the worst, can I ?
That was the most selfish thing I ever did. I had to end it, but I should have ended it better, just kept chickening out and when it came to the crunch there was no time and I panicked.
The worst thing about it and what makes this story even have more wide ranging is that my ex then went on "The time and the Place" on TV about being dumped and how she still had feelings for me. Shame on me. :oops:0 -
dmclite - I'll bet you're still looking over your shoulder for the hit man she hired. Yours will be a slow, cruel, painful, demise.0
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I've changed my mobile number before now to stop getting pestered by a girl I couldn;t be arsed letting down gentley. This once involved convincing my boss that I had actually lost the brand spanking new phone he'd just given me so ti had to be replced along with a new number as I'd already had that one cancelled to save any problems
Not quite "dmclite" levels of down right badness but not far off 0 -
dmclite wrote:I can't be the worst, can I ?
That was the most selfish thing I ever did. I had to end it, but I should have ended it better, just kept chickening out and when it came to the crunch there was no time and I panicked.
The worst thing about it and what makes this story even have more wide ranging is that my ex then went on "The time and the Place" on TV about being dumped and how she still had feelings for me. Shame on me. :oops:
Oh yes you can... You've just made me feel positively angelic, in comparison....
Thank you
Start with a budget, finish with a mortgage!0 -
I am now regretting being so honest on here with my story. Please be gentle with me. :?0
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Your honesty is much appreciated it sparks debate and we are all friends here0
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Dumper - have done it twice by text. :oops: Not very proud of myself... (Hopefully this'll redirect some of the flak, DMC!)
Dumpee - got dumped by my best friend (who I had fancied for a very long time) only a couple of weeks after we started going out. Minutes after dumping me, as I was leaving her flat, she snogged me, which was a bit confusing to say the least! Took years to get over her, which led in part to the dumpings mentioned above. 0 -
I think i've been dumped in ways more evil than even DMC could muster.
My only thing that comes close was dumping my first proper gilrfriend because she was crazy. We'd been going out a year, done the long distance thing at uni and I told her I didn't want to go my entire life only sleeping with one woman. She was still calling to say "nobody will ever love you like I will!" 6 hours later and posted me the teddy I bought her... horribly mutilated :shock:"In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"
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I got dumped over MSN after a 9 month relationship, 1 week before I arrived at my new house, on the other side of the coutry, that I had rented to be near her."I hold it true, what'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost;
Than never to have loved at all."
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I lost my virginity to an older girl in her dads car. She was a bit slow and def ugly but nonone else was willing. Anyway I shagged her and she said aww there’s all little tadpoles swimming in my tummy.
As you might imagine i was appalled at this retard statement and clearly my face / response showed because she suddenly looked odd and said oh something’s the matter isn’t it (perhaps not so slow after all) I denied it but she insisted and then said there’s someone else isn’t there? Seeing my way out I with much acted shame said yes. I don’t think her first time was very good either........
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I shagged her a couple of times a few months later because i had a spare couple of days and needed the practice 8)0 -
I got engaged by text message.
Unfortunately the divorce was in person.0 -
blackpanther wrote:I lost my virginity to an older girl in her dads car. She was a bit slow and def ugly but nonone else was willing. Anyway I shagged her and she said aww there’s all little tadpoles swimming in my tummy.
As you might imagine i was appalled at this retard statement and clearly my face / response showed because she suddenly looked odd and said oh something’s the matter isn’t it (perhaps not so slow after all) I denied it but she insisted and then said there’s someone else isn’t there? Seeing my way out I with much acted shame said yes. I don’t think her first time was very good either........
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I shagged her a couple of times a few months later because i had a spare couple of days and needed the practice 8)
Er, WOAH :shock:0 -
I know a girl (no it's not my ex) who got dumped by SMS on the day of her Dad's funeral.
Beat that for low.0 -
Stewie Griffin wrote:blackpanther wrote:I lost my virginity to an older girl in her dads car. She was a bit slow and def ugly but nonone else was willing. Anyway I shagged her and she said aww there’s all little tadpoles swimming in my tummy.
As you might imagine i was appalled at this retard statement and clearly my face / response showed because she suddenly looked odd and said oh something’s the matter isn’t it (perhaps not so slow after all) I denied it but she insisted and then said there’s someone else isn’t there? Seeing my way out I with much acted shame said yes. I don’t think her first time was very good either........
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I shagged her a couple of times a few months later because i had a spare couple of days and needed the practice 8)
Er, WOAH :shock:
Yeah, WTF :shock:
Instead of 'shagging', you'd be better practicing your grammar :idea:Start with a budget, finish with a mortgage!0 -
I've got a couple.
I told a girl I was gay because she wouldn't stop harrassing me trying to convince me she was the one after I'd finished with her. We're good friends now so she's obviously forgiven me......or thinks I'm her GBF
And my long term girlfriend and I went on holiday and she pissed me off the whole time. We got back on the Saturday and on the Sunday night she decided the time was right for me to give up football at the grand old age of 25. She gave me an ultimatum and I said I'd think about it. She stormed off to work but I had an extra day off and by the time she came home I was long gone!0
