Tigers apologies

dennisn
dennisn Posts: 10,601
edited February 2010 in The bottom bracket
Is there anyone out there who feels better now that Tiger has apologized for this SCANDAL? Anyone who is relieved in some way, shape, of form? Is there anyone out there that is still mad at him??? Was there anyone out there who actually cared one way or another about any of this(other than the soap opera value)? Has anyone been permanently scarred by all this and barely able to carry on-with life??

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  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    Don't think he had to apologise. As far as I'm concerned, Frostys are GGGRRREEATTTT !!!
  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    I thought you were apologising for Hull City. It's about time somebody did.
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  • Scrumple
    Scrumple Posts: 2,665
    As a seasin ticket holder to the above, the home form is not too bad...
    Ask Man City!
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    That apology was vomit enducing in the extreme. There's only one person he should be apologising to and that's his wife, in private. That sh*t drivel that came out of his mouth was due to the realisation that he's f*cked up his lucrative contracts with sponsors and will never be trusted again.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Percy Vera
    Percy Vera Posts: 1,103
    It is reported that his wife made him do it.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Percy Vera wrote:
    It is reported that his wife made him do it.


    Presumably to humiliate him - it worked.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • dennisn
    dennisn Posts: 10,601
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Percy Vera wrote:
    It is reported that his wife made him do it.


    Presumably to humiliate him - it worked.

    And she will still take half his money.
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,253
    He certainly owes us an apology. He's a billionaire and one of the most famous men in the world, yet the standard of some of his 'conquests' was disappointing. In his position I'd get a copy of FHM's 100 hottest women and work my way through the list. He's had opportunites that most of us can only dream of and he's squandered it on low rent cocktail waitresses.
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  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    dennisn wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Percy Vera wrote:
    It is reported that his wife made him do it.


    Presumably to humiliate him - it worked.

    And she will still take half his money.

    I thought she wanted it heard in another State due to the possibilty of the pre-nup being ignored but that was knocked back. Although you might know more about that than me Dennis.

    What gets on my nerves is this sex addiction therapy. You are only getting it because you are rich and famous otherwise we would all be queueing up for it.
  • dennisn
    dennisn Posts: 10,601
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    dennisn wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Percy Vera wrote:
    It is reported that his wife made him do it.


    Presumably to humiliate him - it worked.

    And she will still take half his money.

    I thought she wanted it heard in another State due to the possibilty of the pre-nup being ignored but that was knocked back. Although you might know more about that than me Dennis.

    I don't know anything about the whole affair except that he was boinking some bimbo's.
  • blackpanther
    blackpanther Posts: 221
    RichN95 wrote:
    He certainly owes us an apology. He's a billionaire and one of the most famous men in the world, yet the standard of some of his 'conquests' was disappointing. In his position I'd get a copy of FHM's 100 hottest women and work my way through the list. He's had opportunites that most of us can only dream of and he's squandered it on low rent cocktail waitresses.

    Come on!!!!!! you would have surely??

    I know i would have.

    Church
  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    Scrumple wrote:
    As a seasin ticket holder to the above, the home form is not too bad...
    Ask Man City!

    Sorry Scrumple, I was just messing around. About a year ago, footy watchers were all wondering ''how high can they go?'' It's a shame that their form has dropped off - it was that on-pitch ticking off they got, they've never looked the same since. Still, they'll stay up.

    (Apologies to golficionados, that was way off topic.)
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  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,253
    blackpanther wrote:
    RichN95 wrote:
    He certainly owes us an apology. He's a billionaire and one of the most famous men in the world, yet the standard of some of his 'conquests' was disappointing. In his position I'd get a copy of FHM's 100 hottest women and work my way through the list. He's had opportunites that most of us can only dream of and he's squandered it on low rent cocktail waitresses.

    Come on!!!!!! you would have surely??

    I know i would have.

    Church

    I think you misunderstand me. My point is that he's let us all down by having affairs with fairly average bimbos when a man of his status could have had affairs with almost anyone he chose to. It was the standard of his philandering that I feel let down by, not the philandering itself.
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  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    RichN95 wrote:
    blackpanther wrote:
    RichN95 wrote:
    He certainly owes us an apology. He's a billionaire and one of the most famous men in the world, yet the standard of some of his 'conquests' was disappointing. In his position I'd get a copy of FHM's 100 hottest women and work my way through the list. He's had opportunites that most of us can only dream of and he's squandered it on low rent cocktail waitresses.

    Come on!!!!!! you would have surely??

    I know i would have.

    Church

    I think you misunderstand me. My point is that he's let us all down by having affairs with fairly average bimbos when a man of his status could have had affairs with almost anyone he chose to. It was the standard of his philandering that I feel let down by, not the philandering itself.

    +1, my first reaction was his Wife is prettier than all of them, unless she isnt giving him any at Home but then surely he would be running away citing unreasonable behaviour :lol:
  • blackpanther
    blackpanther Posts: 221
    RichN95 wrote:
    blackpanther wrote:
    RichN95 wrote:
    He certainly owes us an apology. He's a billionaire and one of the most famous men in the world, yet the standard of some of his 'conquests' was disappointing. In his position I'd get a copy of FHM's 100 hottest women and work my way through the list. He's had opportunites that most of us can only dream of and he's squandered it on low rent cocktail waitresses.

    Come on!!!!!! you would have surely??

    I know i would have.

    Church

    I think you misunderstand me. My point is that he's let us all down by having affairs with fairly average bimbos when a man of his status could have had affairs with almost anyone he chose to. It was the standard of his philandering that I feel let down by, not the philandering itself.

    No i understod you, its just that i thought the girls were not bad looking :) sure ive seen some pics that are unflattering caught by paps but on the whole i would have been very happy playing with them AS WELL as some super fittys :D 8)
  • White Horse
    White Horse Posts: 161
    Aggieboy wrote:
    That sh*t drivel that came out of his mouth was due to the realisation that he's f*cked up his lucrative contracts with sponsors and will never be trusted again.

    They'll all be queuing up to throw money at him again when he's closing in on and overtaking the mark of 18 major wins. It's misguided publicists that THINK that his brand (whatever the hell that is) has been injured that forced him to do something. But as most people have said "Who gives a flying one in a high wind, really?"

    Memo to Mr Woods: Sort your life out and get on with your job. Everyone else in the world has to balance family life with their work, so who do you think you are taking an open-ended holiday because you couldn't keep your wee fella in your pants? Can you imagine it :"Dear Manager, I have been unfaithful to my wife for some time and would like to take some time off to sort it out - not sure when I'll be back. " Reply: "I think the word you are looking for is resignation - now get back to work."

    That is the only reason sponsors should have dropped him - because he's basically on strike!
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    White Horse wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    That sh*t drivel that came out of his mouth was due to the realisation that he's f*cked up his lucrative contracts with sponsors and will never be trusted again.

    They'll all be queuing up to throw money at him again when he's closing in on and overtaking the mark of 18 major wins. It's misguided publicists that THINK that his brand (whatever the hell that is) has been injured that forced him to do something. But as most people have said "Who gives a flying one in a high wind, really?"

    Memo to Mr Woods: Sort your life out and get on with your job. Everyone else in the world has to balance family life with their work, so who do you think you are taking an open-ended holiday because you couldn't keep your wee fella in your pants? Can you imagine it :"Dear Manager, I have been unfaithful to my wife for some time and would like to take some time off to sort it out - not sure when I'll be back. " Reply: "I think the word you are looking for is resignation - now get back to work."

    That is the only reason sponsors should have dropped him - because he's basically on strike!
    Didn't Woods have big posters of him with his family, saying how important it is to be faithful to them and all that? He got paid money for that.

    If he was out puting his name to sex toys I doubt any sponsor would complain. Isn't that the issue?
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  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Obviously, you didn't read the apostrpohe thread.......... I thought you mean't the Tamil Tigers had apologised :wink:
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  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    OK, so the apostrophe thread was posted after this one, but that's just a detail......
    :D
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    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • White Horse
    White Horse Posts: 161
    And that would be Tigers' Apologies :wink:
  • Brassknocker
    Brassknocker Posts: 209
    The Mash's take on the story:-

    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/spo ... 002202491/
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,253
    Brassknocker wrote:
    The Mash's take on the story:-

    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/spo ... 002202491/

    I liked The Onion's version too:

    http://www.theonion.com/content/news/tiger_woods_announces_return_to
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