Birthday Gift Ideas

forcutty
forcutty Posts: 1,055
edited February 2010 in The Crudcatcher
So as i have twin brothers who turn 18 in a weeks time what should i buy them?
Ideas obviously should be clean :roll:

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  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    Condoms. Clean ones.
  • RevellRider
    RevellRider Posts: 1,794
    Alcohol and a map to the pub?
    Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Epsilon.
  • missmarple
    missmarple Posts: 1,980
    Prostitutes, make sure you get the receipt so they can get a refund if they're secretly gay......
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    copius ammount of alchopop and some wipe clean special interest magazines? :wink:
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • missmarple
    missmarple Posts: 1,980
    VWSurfbum wrote:
    copius ammount of alchopop and some wipe clean special interest magazines? :wink:

    They're turning 18 not 13. :wink:
  • soy_sauce
    soy_sauce Posts: 987
    take him to a strip club for a lab dance.
    "It is not impossible, its just improbable"

    Specialized Rockhopper Pro Disc 08
  • missmarple
    missmarple Posts: 1,980
    soy_sauce wrote:
    take him to a strip club for a lab dance.

    A lab dance? Courtesy of 'We are Scientists'. rofl.
  • soy_sauce
    soy_sauce Posts: 987
    missmarple wrote:
    soy_sauce wrote:
    take him to a strip club for a lab dance.

    A lab dance? Courtesy of 'We are Scientists'. rofl.

    oops... lol epic fail.... :oops:


    lap dance....... :twisted:
    "It is not impossible, its just improbable"

    Specialized Rockhopper Pro Disc 08
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    VIP suite at a good nightclub with some champagne. some nightclubs will give you free tickets if you register (T & C's etc) I got 30 tickets for my 25th and half price drinks
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my fucking mood!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    hmm, presents eh?

    my bird is buying me a new squash racket for my birthday in a few weeks, maybe your brothers would enjoy a new squash racket.

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