just been caught being a bad man.....
badly_dubbed
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mrs goes out so i think....nows my chance....got a good hour and a bit before she gets back.....all is going well...having a good time...
bang...sh1t..thats the front door closing....is it the mrs?...it was...
got caught good and proper and now way of really explaining myself....
her words were "oh my god...i dont belive you....you waited untill my back was turned, how could you etc etc"
naturally she storms out not a happy bunny.......and im left standing there red faced,sweaty and wet covered in lubricants and all sorts.....
dont wash your bike in the bath.
its not worth the mouthfull you will receive from the other half..
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bang...sh1t..thats the front door closing....is it the mrs?...it was...
got caught good and proper and now way of really explaining myself....
her words were "oh my god...i dont belive you....you waited untill my back was turned, how could you etc etc"
naturally she storms out not a happy bunny.......and im left standing there red faced,sweaty and wet covered in lubricants and all sorts.....
dont wash your bike in the bath.
its not worth the mouthfull you will receive from the other half..
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rofl :oops:0
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Sir, f*ck Ghandi, you are my new hero!
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Brilliant! 0
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Maybe the Mrs. needs a bit of correcting0
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so how have you sorted this out?
Shoes?
Handbag?
Or...
"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
Parktools :?:SheldonBrown0 -
Were you in the bath too, you SICKO!
Lathering the down tube, slowly, were you, eh, you pervert!!!
People like you give riders who have sex with their bikes a bad name...LOL!0 -
Quality
Bit like washing car bits in the dishwasher
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nicklouse wrote:so how have you sorted this out?
Shoes?
Handbag?
Or...
i gave her the card and said go out with your mates....seems to have worked....now i can do the other bike while shes away..... 8)0 -
Wonderful,
Worst I did was rebuild my fork in the kitchen.
The dam thing exploded spraying fork oil everywhere, hard to hide that.Why would I care about 150g of bike weight, I just ate 400g of cookies while reading this?0 -
my wife & kids are away and had a great 6 hours at Cannock today & took the father in law out for a meal on the way back (got cleaned at his). But as I am going on a road bike epic tommorow I quickly took the bike out of the van and now have a perfect imprint of a chain ring on my new cashmere jumper :oops: Might be trouble ahead0
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matthew h wrote:my wife & kids are away and had a great 6 hours at Cannock today
Me too, and bo brick hill and woburn tomorrow, 2 rides in one weekend!!!!
And my bikes on the stand in the kitchen, would never normally be allowed!
Was you bike in complete state, I wore my rear pads outs (only 6 weeks old) and as a result crashed on the chain slapper section0 -
Eeeh you lot have funny missuses, I couldn't care less if the bike was inside ( ours live in the cupboard under the stairs) and I have been known to repack a pair of motorbike exhausts in the kitchen
My hubby is more funny about the bikes and house than I am
Caz xx0 -
Badly dubbed I thought you you meant she caught you masturbating.Smarter than the average bear.0
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great fun there today! Managed to get to the downhill track for the first time - great fun! Though felt old with all on these kids on massive full sus and in full face & baggy clothes. Me, hardtail & lycra!
Bike is epic dirty! Have you got spare pads & a rideable bike left after the crash?0 -
well the mrs deffo isnt here (or anywhere close)
so....
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matthew h wrote:great fun there today! Managed to get to the downhill track for the first time - great fun! Though felt old with all on these kids on massive full sus and in full face & baggy clothes. Me, hardtail & lycra!
Bike is epic dirty! Have you got spare pads & a rideable bike left after the crash?
hopefully enough left for tomorrow, it was a nice crash, into the foliage and onto my @rse sliding in the snow0 -
nice!
Is that a dodgy dvd on the tv? 0 -
haha!
it looks like it! but no, unfortunatley its 4music lol0 -
You`ve got a TV in your bathroom ? Where do you live, the playboy mansion?Smarter than the average bear.0
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matthew h wrote:nice!
Is that a dodgy dvd on the tv?
Its Cheryl Cole! all guys should know that! gees 0 -
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nothing like a good bit of Getting all doirty when the wife's out, especially when you top it off with a bit of Clown porn on the telly! Timmo.
After all, I am Cornish!
http://cornwallmtb.kk5.org/
Cotic Soul, The bike of Legends! Yes, I Am a bike tart!
http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtop ... 1#162974810 -
badly_dubbed wrote:well the mrs deffo isnt here (or anywhere close)
so....
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The bike on the floor is BD's. The bike on the workstand is there to make him look good I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.0 -
When we lived in an upstairs flat that was my weekly bike wash...wife just thought I was doing my bit by tidying the toilet/bathroom...I was only doing this to remove all evidence so she wouldn't know...
I only got found out after forgetting to flush the toilet with all the dirt floating in the pan...kind of gave the fame away after that...still was good whilst it lasted!
Funnily enough, now I'm a lazy git and don't clean the bathroom, the good lady is now suggesting I get back to washing the bike indoors...don't think so now...The Quest for Singletrack is Endless...0 -
redvee wrote:badly_dubbed wrote:well the mrs deffo isnt here (or anywhere close)
so....
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The bike on the floor is BD's. The bike on the workstand is there to make him look good 0 -
badly_dubbed wrote:redvee wrote:badly_dubbed wrote:well the mrs deffo isnt here (or anywhere close)
so....
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The bike on the floor is BD's. The bike on the workstand is there to make him look good
Imagine how awsome the superman seat grap would be with that handle on the back! 0 -
Iwingstein wrote:Quality
Bit like washing car bits in the dishwasher
I fail to see your point.. what's wrong with that? :twisted: 0
