Lilly Allen = umpa lumpa

Scrumple

For all of you who posted pics of her here, and drooled....

What did you think when she turned up on the Brits dressed as an umpa lumpa???

My god she was hideous. (check the eye make up and hair... she was the spit of the darn things).

And to top it all, she appeared later in a ginger wig. I nearly fell off my chair.

Comedy.

Wrong, bad, and very sad.

on the road

I was watching the olympics instead :arrow:

andy162

I'm usually in the "drool" camp but she did look a state.

Had she borrowed Hoy's legs for the night?

Peter Kay was a cheeky get....calling Liam a " nob head", saying GaGa just missed out on the " best male award" & if she turned up on a motorbike...
Making constant reference to JLS selling sofa's. (ELS were like DFS from years ago)

Kasabian were about the best performance but that lanky beardy guitarist still does my head in.

Chip \'oyler

Peter Kay is fast turning into a nobhead himself.

I'm getting sick of his "hey look at me I'm frum oop North and we do things differently" routine.

Mind you, Liam was a nob head

skyd0g

Lady GaGa looked as if she was on a one woman mission to resurrect the paper doilie. :shock:

Pross

andy162 wrote:

I'm usually in the "drool" camp but she did look a state.

Had she borrowed Hoy's legs for the night?

Peter Kay was a cheeky get....calling Liam a " nob head", saying GaGa just missed out on the " best male award" & if she turned up on a motorbike...
Making constant reference to JLS selling sofa's. (ELS were like DFS from years ago)

Kasabian were about the best performance but that lanky beardy guitarist still does my head in.

+1 her boobs seemed to have disappeared as well. Her acceptance speech was truly cringeworthy even among all the other cringeworthy speeches.

Lady GaGa seemed genuinely shocked to win and for someone who usually prances around on stage wearing next to nothing seems very shy.

All in all it was a pile of crap and I was reading through most of it while the wife watched it. I did divert my eyes from my book for Cheryl though

Chip \'oyler

Pross wrote:

andy162 wrote:

I'm usually in the "drool" camp but she did look a state.

Had she borrowed Hoy's legs for the night?

Peter Kay was a cheeky get....calling Liam a " nob head", saying GaGa just missed out on the " best male award" & if she turned up on a motorbike...
Making constant reference to JLS selling sofa's. (ELS were like DFS from years ago)

Kasabian were about the best performance but that lanky beardy guitarist still does my head in.

+1 her boobs seemed to have disappeared as well. Her acceptance speech was truly cringeworthy even among all the other cringeworthy speeches.

Lady GaGa seemed genuinely shocked to win and for someone who usually prances around on stage wearing next to nothing seems very shy.

All in all it was a pile of crap and I was reading through most of it while the wife watched it. I did divert my eyes from my book for Cheryl though

I suspect she wears all the costumes to actually hide behind because she is so shy

Gazzaputt

You know the first outfit Lilly Allen had was ok and yes I would.

markos1963

Hmmmn... I watched after all the hype about how strong the female nominies were this year to see what would happen. All I saw was a load of giggly schoolgirls who couldn't string more than a couple of sentances together, hardly promoting girl-power was it? As for Mrs Cole(temp) why was she miming to a different version of her song, had they changed it without telling her, or is she as crap at miming as she is at singing for real?

Gazzaputt

Bloody Eurosport delaying showing the Tour of Oman meant I had to endure Cheryl Cole as the SO wanted to see. Why I never know as Marko said she cannot mime at all it was awful. The dance routine what was that about??? Nice filly though.

Pross

Thought Cheryl was miming at first but not sure if they just had synching problems due to the 'swear' delay as surely if she was miming they'd have made her sound better!

Ben6899

I went to the pub and watched the match.

skyd0g

I think that Chery Cole is using her lip-synch abilities to break into movies. I can just imagine her in an early Jackie Chan movie.

giant_man

She was miming cos she can't bloody sing that's why.

And that stupid cocky williams boy getting a 'outstanding contribution to music' award ffs. What the fcuk for? He has such little talent, bloody bar singer. Just proves how talent starved we are in this country.

What a farce ...

Gazzaputt

Ben6899 wrote:

I went to the pub and watched the match.

Good call.

Oh no sorry it wasn't. I'd rather watch paint dry than the dirty mancs.

apple15

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+1
Cracking album, but why do they even give this idiot airtime :x

Chip \'oyler

giant mancp wrote:

She was miming cos she can't bloody sing that's why.

And that stupid cocky williams boy getting a 'outstanding contribution to music' award ffs. What the fcuk for? He has such little talent, bloody bar singer. Just proves how talent starved we are in this country.

What a farce ...

+1. The gurning smug git's better songs were actually written by someone else. And from what I've seen of him lately, all he does is whip up the crowd to do the singing for him.

Mr_Cellophane

Gazzaputt wrote:

You know the first outfit Lilly Allen had was ok and yes I would.

Careful, she'll write a song about how crap you were. 8)

Not a pretty look



must have been something about arse cheeks last night

Scrumple

andy162 wrote:

Kasabian were about the best performance but that lanky beardy guitarist still does my head in.

Serge...

he looked like a tranny.

markyboy2005

Mr_Cellophane wrote:

Gazzaputt wrote:

You know the first outfit Lilly Allen had was ok and yes I would.

Careful, she'll write a song about how crap you were. 8)

Not a pretty look



must have been something about ars* cheeks last night

Not a good look? :shock:

I am having a good look and me likey! :twisted:

stored in the spank bank!

Dazza2280

Just watched the brits this morning, Still Definately Would!!!!!! :P

Gazzaputt

Mr_Cellophane wrote:

Gazzaputt wrote:

You know the first outfit Lilly Allen had was ok and yes I would.

Careful, she'll write a song about how crap you were. 8)

Not a pretty look

mmm if it were crotchless

on the road

She's a minger

Cressers

You'd think that some people on here had never seen women in skimpies before...

There's erotic and then there's rough, she's the latter, I wouldn't...

markyboy2005

Cressers wrote:

You'd think that some people on here had never seen women in skimpies before...

There's erotic and then there's rough, she's the latter, I wouldn't...

Seen plenty of women of all shapes and sizes in skimpies and less....I like this one, you don't......keep you knickers on.

No please....keep em on.

sampras38

Gazzaputt wrote:

Bloody Eurosport delaying showing the Tour of Oman meant I had to endure Cheryl Cole as the SO wanted to see. Why I never know as Marko said she cannot mime at all it was awful. The dance routine what was that about??? Nice filly though.

She's nice with ths sound turned off..;-)

And I like Geordies..