Weight Loss Made Easy
disgruntledgoat
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I discovered a really easy way to lose those pesky last few lbs before the season starts yesterday... Food Poisoning!
Got up feeling a bit groggy, put it down to the Belgians the night before, had me breakfast (just porridge) and went out for my ride at about 11. Was supposed to do 3 x 20 minute intervals, but midway through the 3rd I had to stop. To be sick.
So I trundled home, took to my bed, emerging only periodically to chuck up some more of my stomach lining and glug down another pint of water.
Got up this morning and realised I hadn't eaten in 24 hours. Weighed myself and had dropped from 74.6kg to 73.2! Magic!
Got up feeling a bit groggy, put it down to the Belgians the night before, had me breakfast (just porridge) and went out for my ride at about 11. Was supposed to do 3 x 20 minute intervals, but midway through the 3rd I had to stop. To be sick.
So I trundled home, took to my bed, emerging only periodically to chuck up some more of my stomach lining and glug down another pint of water.
Got up this morning and realised I hadn't eaten in 24 hours. Weighed myself and had dropped from 74.6kg to 73.2! Magic!
"In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"
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Too bad you've prolly just lost fluid and not fat.
Get rehydrated and you'll see that weight come back again.
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disgruntledgoat wrote:I discovered a really easy way to lose those pesky last few lbs before the season starts yesterday... Food Poisoning!
Got up feeling a bit groggy, put it down to the Belgians the night before, had me breakfast (just porridge) and went out for my ride at about 11. Was supposed to do 3 x 20 minute intervals, but midway through the 3rd I had to stop. To be sick.
So I trundled home, took to my bed, emerging only periodically to chuck up some more of my stomach lining and glug down another pint of water.
Got up this morning and realised I hadn't eaten in 24 hours. Weighed myself and had dropped from 74.6kg to 73.2! Magic!
Not sure how much you drunk but there is a 24hr stomach bug going around. My daughter had it on Thurs/Frid and I had my head down the toilet 4 times during the night.
Spent all day in bed on Valentines Day, good times. :P It's all alone with nobody daring to come near me, bad times.
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Our whole family has had it. First day back on the bike for a week today. Felt perfectly o.k. till the last 10 miles and then the weeks events took their toll.0
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Having done 2 hours riding and not eaten for 24 hours must have burned some fat though! I'm looking on the positives.
Seem ot be over the worst now, still feel a bit rubbish, so no ride today, but my next one isn't til tuesday so I reckon i'll be ready to rip in by then."In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"
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