Question & Answer

Aggieboy
Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
edited February 2010 in The bottom bracket
This game is easy and should make for a funny read! I'll start off by posting a question, whoever replys, has to answer that question anyway (true, false, funny etc) they wish and then post a question of their own.

The only rule is you cannot answer your own question!

Examples -

Why is the sea blue?
Because it ran out of yellow.

Have you got an sexual fetishes?
Yes, but I'm not telling you lot.


Have you ever stolen anything?
"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Have you ever stolen anything?

    Yes, a land rover from the RAF.


    Whats your worst fashion mistake ?
  • pedylan
    pedylan Posts: 768
    excluding full Lycra? :wink:

    Oxford bag trousers in my teens.

    Have you ever said "I love you and not meant it?" (Valentine Link)
    Where the neon madmen climb
  • Smokin Joe
    Smokin Joe Posts: 2,706
    Yes :oops:

    Have you ever been unfaithful to your present partner??
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,715
    Have you ever been unfaithful to your present partner??

    Yes, I sometimes use my left hand.

    When was the last time you cried?
  • hopper1
    hopper1 Posts: 4,389
    When was the last time you cried?

    When you said you'd been unfaithful.... You B1tch! :wink:

    Only the left hand?
    Start with a budget, finish with a mortgage!
  • tebbit
    tebbit Posts: 604
    I'm ambidexterous!

    Any body enjoyed sheep then?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Any body enjoyed sheep then?

    Chopped, grilled with rosemary.

    Anyone pick their toejam and secretly have a sniff ?
  • hopper1
    hopper1 Posts: 4,389
    Anyone pick their toejam and secretly have a sniff ?

    I don't!

    Who bought themselves a Valentines Day Card/Gift?
    Start with a budget, finish with a mortgage!
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    edited February 2010
    ..
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Ands
    Ands Posts: 1,437
    Who bought themselves a Valentines Day Card/Gift?
    Me! A new seatpost :roll:

    Have you ever cross-dressed?
  • hopper1
    hopper1 Posts: 4,389
    Have you ever cross-dressed?

    Yes, but I'm not the cyclist in the photo!... Honest

    Is it wrong?
    Start with a budget, finish with a mortgage!
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    As long as nobody is hurt, no.

    One question to God?
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Why bother with lactate

    biggest age gap to a lover?
  • pedylan
    pedylan Posts: 768
    biggest age gap to a lover?

    11 years

    Older or younger lovers? Which best?[/b]
    Where the neon madmen climb
  • nolf
    nolf Posts: 1,287
    pedylan wrote:
    biggest age gap to a lover?

    11 years

    Older or younger lovers? Which best?[/b]

    Younger, they're less judgemental on size/technique.

    Leg or breast?
    "I hold it true, what'er befall;
    I feel it, when I sorrow most;
    'Tis better to have loved and lost;
    Than never to have loved at all."

    Alfred Tennyson
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Depends on whether you're talking about a chicken or a woman.


    What do you want as an epitaph?
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    What do you want as an epitaph?

    Spike Milligans, " see, I told you I was ill."

    Is the cup halfull or half empty ?
  • tebbit
    tebbit Posts: 604
    Time to think about another pint

    Jazz club
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    dmclite wrote:

    Is the cup halfull or half empty ?

    It's now overflowing, as I desperately needed a p1ss.


    Which would you betray, your family or your country?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    johnfinch wrote:
    dmclite wrote:

    Is the cup halfull or half empty ?

    It's now overflowing, as I desperately needed a p1ss.


    Which would you betray, your family or your country?

    Country.

    Cycling or sex ?
  • Sex

    What would you sooner be or a wasp?
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • skyd0g
    skyd0g Posts: 2,540
    I be therefore I am.

    Union or League?
    Cycling weakly
  • nolf
    nolf Posts: 1,287
    skyd0g wrote:
    I be therefore I am.

    Union or League?

    Union (cycliste internationale) every time.

    Left or right?
    "I hold it true, what'er befall;
    I feel it, when I sorrow most;
    'Tis better to have loved and lost;
    Than never to have loved at all."

    Alfred Tennyson
  • Smokin Joe
    Smokin Joe Posts: 2,706
    Left or Right?

    Through the middle.



    Lily Allen or Nicole Cooke?
  • NWLondoner
    NWLondoner Posts: 2,047
    Lily Allen or Nicole Cooke?


    Lily Allen


    Shaved Or Au Naturel?
  • Women, shaved. Men, au naturel.

    Lean & lissom, or something to cuddle?
  • Smokin Joe
    Smokin Joe Posts: 2,706
    Lean & lissom, or something to cuddle?

    Lean, but with cuddly attachments.



    Missionary or woof woof?
  • Missionary or woof woof?

    Doggie...you can't walk a missionary

    Black or white?
    There's no such thing as too old.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Grey.

    Best moment of your life?
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    Best moment of your life?

    Finding Bike Radar.

    What's your favourite lager and why?
    Ben

    Bikes: Donhou DSS4 Custom | Condor Italia RC | Gios Megalite | Dolan Preffisio | Giant Bowery '76
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ben_h_ppcc/
    Flickr: https://www.flickr.com/photos/143173475@N05/