Alone, naked, really stupid???

Aggieboy
Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
edited February 2010 in The bottom bracket
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1250411/Naked-Ashley-Cole-photos-sent-model-Sonia-Wild.html
"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Dirty boy. :oops:
  • NWLondoner
    NWLondoner Posts: 2,047
    Is it me or are the 2 girls he is allegedly had a fling with both fugly and dirty looking slappers.

    If i had Cheryl waiting at home for me i know which goal i'd be shooting in each night
  • STEFANOS4784
    STEFANOS4784 Posts: 4,109
    Meh, bound to get bored with Cheryl with the amount of burds he constantly must get flinging themselves at his wallet :wink:

    Really doesn't interest me, if he died tomorrow i'd care less than i do about that designer bloke and probably a similar amount that either of them would care if i popped my clogs tomorrow.
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  • AidanR
    AidanR Posts: 1,142
    Wait wait wait, it wasn't even him who sent the messages.

    What an utter non-story.
    Bike lover and part-time cyclist.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    AidanR wrote:
    Wait wait wait, it wasn't even him who sent the messages.

    What an utter non-story.

    Oh, of course it wasn't, the poor dear. He always takes naked pictures of himself in hotel rooms and saves them on his 'other' phone for no reason. He can only hope Cheryl is as gullible as you. :lol:
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • AidanR
    AidanR Posts: 1,142
    Maybe it's my lack of giving a sh!t that opens me up to it...
    Bike lover and part-time cyclist.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    AidanR wrote:
    Maybe it's my lack of giving a sh!t that opens me up to it...

    Not enough of a 'lack of giving a sh!t' to stop you reading the article and posting though?
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • AidanR
    AidanR Posts: 1,142
    I am actually that bored.
    Bike lover and part-time cyclist.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    AidanR wrote:
    I am actually that bored.

    Take some naked photos of yourself, I'll pm you my number. I'll tell the wife they were sent to me by mistake.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    So, that broken ankle he's got, do you think Cheryl Cole paid Landon Donovan to give him a good kicking? Or had she already fractured it and then Donovan finished the job off?
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  • AidanR
    AidanR Posts: 1,142
    I am actually half tempted to call your bluff on that :twisted:
    Bike lover and part-time cyclist.
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    As long as he's fit for the World Cup, he can shag who he wants as far as I'm concerned. He's a quality leftback.
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  • Bobbinogs
    Bobbinogs Posts: 4,841
    Ben6899 wrote:
    As long as he's fit for the World Cup, he can shag who he wants as far as I'm concerned. He's a quality leftback.

    Yepp. It was such a missed opportunity. Ashley Cole should have shagged John Terry... England captain keeps his job for not shagging a bird, Wayne Bridge not bothered and provides good cover at LB, England win World Cup and the PFA get their commitment to homosexuality. The perfect storm.

    Now, the Rooney contract thing, what is all that about! "I didn't get legal advice or read the £££££ sponsorship contracts, I just signed what my mum and dad told me to sign". Barking, woof, woof.
  • Pokerface
    Pokerface Posts: 7,960
    Bobbinogs wrote:
    Ben6899 wrote:
    As long as he's fit for the World Cup, he can shag who he wants as far as I'm concerned. He's a quality leftback.

    Yepp. It was such a missed opportunity. Ashley Cole should have shagged John Terry... England captain keeps his job for not shagging a bird, Wayne Bridge not bothered and provides good cover at LB, England win World Cup and the PFA get their commitment to homosexuality.


    Now - how does that old saying go...?

    "Show me a beautiful woman and I'll show you a man who is tired of pretending to be straight and married to her..." 8)


    I'll gladly take Ashley Cole's seconds (Cheryl) any day. :)
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    The local papers my man seeks woman requirements.
  • nolf
    nolf Posts: 1,287
    He could spread his hot chocolate sauce all over me... :twisted:















    Just kidding.
    I too don't give a sh!t.
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  • snakehips
    snakehips Posts: 2,272
    deptfordmarmoset wrote:
    do you think Cheryl Cole paid Landon Donovan to give him a good kicking?

    Sounds to me more like the old 'we're in the same group as England so let's nobble one of their best players in advance' technique.

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