UKIP's "plans" for cyclists

downfader
downfader Posts: 3,686
edited February 2010 in The bottom bracket
This made me laugh. I was on the UKIP site today doing some research (after spotting a letter in the local paper today calling them "mainstream" :lol::lol::lol::lol: ) and I spotted this in their Transport Policy Outline:
Support responsible pedal cycling but have zero tolerance on dangerous practices such as running red lights. We will consult on proposals for cyclists to display a cheap 'Cycledisc' to deter theft and give 3rd party insurance for car damage

Oh dear... For car damage? I dont know many cyclists who have damaged a car, I know however many cyclists who have been damaged personally or their property by cars, or their drivers... :wink:

No way a disk will deter a thief and all that will happen is that "tax thieves" will pop up and allen key the disc off. And they've forgotten about kids again.

Party of numpties.

Comments

  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    While it is a bit disappointing that there clearly are people with this kind of view, I think we can safely discount the possibility that UKIP will ever be in a position to implement their policies :D
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    As long as the disc holder is stylish and carbone, its worth a consideration. :D
  • downfader
    downfader Posts: 3,686
    dmclite wrote:
    As long as the disc holder is stylish and carbone, its worth a consideration. :D

    You just want an excuse to show off some more carbon. :lol:
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    dmclite wrote:
    As long as the disc holder is stylish and carbone, its worth a consideration. :D

    and aerodynaic of course :wink:
  • iain_j
    iain_j Posts: 1,941
    What would be better, a Shimano or Campag disc holder?
  • teagar
    teagar Posts: 2,100
    edited February 2010
    Why not go the whole hog and put tax discs on pedestians? I've seen bumpers and hoods dented by pedestrians bouncing off them.

    And to think UKIP opposed ID cards?
    Note: the above post is an opinion and not fact. It might be a lie.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    iain_j wrote:
    What would be better, a Shimano or Campag disc holder?

    I bet Rapha would do a cracking leather one in the style of a 1957 Fellini noir epic. And charge £300 for the pleasure. I would buy it as well. :D
  • downfader
    downfader Posts: 3,686
    teagar wrote:
    Why not go the whole hog and put tax discs on pedestians? I've seen bumpers and hoods dented by pedestrians bouncing off them.

    And to think UKIP opposed ID cards?

    The only Party to oppose ID cards in full iirc. :lol:
  • Mr_Cellophane
    Mr_Cellophane Posts: 690
    If drivers thought all cyclists had insurance they would take even less care when passing. It is only the idea that they would have to pay for any damage to their cars that makes them keep a safe distance.
  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    This is laughable but I want to cry! At least it confirms what I think of this 'party' of idiots.
    'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.
  • downfader
    downfader Posts: 3,686
    passout wrote:
    This is laughable but I want to cry! At least it confirms what I think of this 'party' of idiots.

    Party? I thought this was a members club!? No wonder they wouldnt cut my cigars!
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    UKIP usually do quite well round my way. Now I understand why. :?
  • rob_spedding
    rob_spedding Posts: 442
    Let's hope they don't get into power eh....
    Rob Spedding, Editor, Cycling Plus
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Rob Spedding wrote:
    Let's hope they don't get into power eh....

    What, like, um, power-meters and stuff ? :D
  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    My with used to date the ex-leaders (Farage I think) brother.

    I have just realised how dull this comment is (sorry).
    'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    passout wrote:
    My with used to date the ex-leaders (Farage I think) brother.

    I have just realised how dull this comment is (sorry).

    Your'e just a big show off................ :D
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    Pah, they're a bit centre left :lol: . I wonder what the BNP policy is? If only we had someone on the forum who'd be likely to know :wink:
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    downfader wrote:
    This made me laugh. I was on the UKIP site today doing some research

    And what research was this?
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    downfader wrote:
    This made me laugh. I was on the UKIP site today doing some research

    And what research was this?

    He does mention why he was there DDD, no of course you dont have to believe him :lol:
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    I just saw the words "I was on UKIP's website doing research". And suddenly my thighs grew angry....lol!
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • downfader
    downfader Posts: 3,686
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    I just saw the words "I was on UKIP's website doing research". And suddenly my thighs grew angry....lol!

    Thighs? Is that why they secretly call you twiglet on the commuting boards? :wink:

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