No wonder Fearne keeps coming off the bike...

downfader
downfader Posts: 3,686
edited February 2010 in The bottom bracket
...its that petrolhead Jimmy Carr. :lol: Check out the pressphoto poster at the bottom:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... ining.html

(sorry, its the only link I can find.. oh and I wondered why Carr had lost so much weight lately)
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  • greasedscotsman
    greasedscotsman Posts: 6,962
    Think Ferne needs to sort out her hair, not a good look there. Davina seems to have it sorted. And I'm not sure 4 flats in 90 miles is that impressive, I've had 3 in 0 miles!
  • andy162
    andy162 Posts: 634
    FC irritates the absolute ar5e off me. She was rabbiting on about how she has difficulty getting her feet out of the pedals....

    GOOD!
  • downfader
    downfader Posts: 3,686
    andy162 wrote:
    FC irritates the absolute ar5e off me. She was rabbiting on about how she has difficulty getting her feet out of the pedals....

    GOOD!

    :lol: I have this image of her shopping still on her bike going down the isles.
  • posh_pedaller
    posh_pedaller Posts: 124
    Fearne Cotton is one of those people that I wish just didn't exist. One of the things that makes me angry just knowing that it's making money.
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,186
    its just all about self publicity & its getting on my nerves

    Though have I told you about my sports releif ride? :)
  • andyxm
    andyxm Posts: 132
    One day this week I noticed that Alan Carr was on FCs show. I was very tempted to go down to London and blow the BBC up.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,186
    andyxm wrote:
    One day this week I noticed that Alan Carr was on FCs show. I was very tempted to go down to London and blow the BBC up.

    would that be enough to get rid of him? :)
  • downfader
    downfader Posts: 3,686
    andyxm wrote:
    One day this week I noticed that Alan Carr was on FCs show. I was very tempted to go down to London and blow the BBC up.

    I like Alan Carr. :? Way funnier than that pratt JLC too. :wink:
  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    More of the Dolan

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    I loathe Ms Cotton. Vacuous and superficial, not terribly amusing, either. :?

    Good on her for having a go at the End to End, though and I hope she raises a lot of money. For charity, rather than for herself.
  • Infamous
    Infamous Posts: 1,130
    She is moderately attractive though.
  • downfader
    downfader Posts: 3,686
    Cirrus wrote:
    I loathe Ms Cotton. Vacuous and superficial, not terribly amusing, either. :?

    Good on her for having a go at the End to End, though and I hope she raises a lot of money. For charity, rather than for herself.

    First paragraph seems a bit harsh. I mean look at Jordan. Now she is aptly described by what you've said. :?
  • Mike Healey
    Mike Healey Posts: 1,023
    Let me see, forums like this are full of "clipless moments" threads, much sympathy and gentle mickey taking.

    Celebrity does same thing and misogyny rules.

    None of you have posted on/read the girls in lycra thread, I take it?
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  • markos1963
    markos1963 Posts: 3,724
    Mike Healey wrote:
    Let me see, forums like this are full of "clipless moments" threads, much sympathy and gentle mickey taking.

    Celebrity does same thing and misogyny rules.

    None of you have posted on/read the girls in lycra thread, I take it?

    Nothing against most celebs but Ms Cotton particulary winds me up. I rarly say I hate anybody but she is one of the few on my list. My wish for her early demise might be fullfilled by her colleagues who will reaching for her throat after an hour of her whittering drivel.
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  • Westerberg
    Westerberg Posts: 652
    jesus, have they deliberately assembled all of the most irritating f***wits currently on TV? Never thought I'd say this but Id' be quite happy for James Martin to run them all into a hedge! Especially Patrick Kielty and Davina McCall.

    I make an exception for the wonderful Miranda Hart though.
  • giant_man
    giant_man Posts: 6,878
    Both those girls are idiots, McCall and bloody Fern Cotton, the only one with any talent is Miranda Hart. Hardly a looker but there you go ....
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Patrick Kielty. If I had a gun and one bullit and my bollocks were caught in a vice, my skin was all peeled off and I was about to be covered in vinegar with no escape for eternity, I'd still shoot him!
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Patrick Kielty. If I had a gun and one bullit and my bollocks were caught in a vice, my skin was all peeled off and I was about to be covered in vinegar with no escape for eternity, I'd still shoot him!

    Good man, hes a T wat.
  • shockedsoshocked
    shockedsoshocked Posts: 4,021
    dmclite wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Patrick Kielty. If I had a gun and one bullit and my bollocks were caught in a vice, my skin was all peeled off and I was about to be covered in vinegar with no escape for eternity, I'd still shoot him!

    Good man, hes a T wat.

    Bit harsh, considering how his dad was killed...
    "A cyclist has nothing to lose but his chain"

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  • Ollieda
    Ollieda Posts: 1,010
    andy162 wrote:
    FC irritates the absolute ar5e off me. She was rabbiting on about how she has difficulty getting her feet out of the pedals....

    GOOD!

    A large amount of the "Road Buying Advice" section is taken up with people having/ worrying about the exact same problem...... i guess they all irritate you as well?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    downfader wrote:
    Cirrus wrote:
    I loathe Ms Cotton. Vacuous and superficial, not terribly amusing, either. :?

    Good on her for having a go at the End to End, though and I hope she raises a lot of money. For charity, rather than for herself.

    First paragraph seems a bit harsh. I mean look at Jordan. Now she is aptly described by what you've said. :?

    LOL. Oh yes...

    And in fairness, neither of them are STUPID - they're making more money than the rest of us.

    I absolutely agree about clipless moments and the threads where many of us have failed on the bike/balance or similar.. :D
  • softlad
    softlad Posts: 3,513
    Westerberg wrote:
    jesus, have they deliberately assembled all of the most irritating f***wits currently on TV? Never thought I'd say this but Id' be quite happy for James Martin to run them all into a hedge! Especially Patrick Kielty and Davina McCall.

    I make an exception for the wonderful Miranda Hart though.

    well said... ;)
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    ShockedSoShocked wrote:
    dmclite wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Patrick Kielty. If I had a gun and one bullit and my bollocks were caught in a vice, my skin was all peeled off and I was about to be covered in vinegar with no escape for eternity, I'd still shoot him!

    Good man, hes a T wat.

    Bit harsh, considering how his dad was killed...

    His dad was killed, how ? Wasn't caught in a vice by his boll.....never mind.
    sorry, too harsh, I take it he was shot ?
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    dmclite wrote:
    ShockedSoShocked wrote:
    dmclite wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Patrick Kielty. If I had a gun and one bullit and my bollocks were caught in a vice, my skin was all peeled off and I was about to be covered in vinegar with no escape for eternity, I'd still shoot him!

    Good man, hes a T wat.

    Bit harsh, considering how his dad was killed...

    His dad was killed, how ? Wasn't caught in a vice by his boll.....never mind.
    sorry, too harsh, I take it he was shot ?

    Patrick Kielty. If I had one lethal injection...........
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • softlad
    softlad Posts: 3,513
    Cirrus wrote:

    And in fairness, neither of them are STUPID - they're making more money than the rest of us.

    doesn't mean they're not stupid. Take Jade, for example - there were pieces of wood which demonstrated more intelligence than her, but she still made a few quid....

    or Beckham, or Rooney - they've both made a few million each - but it doesn't make them Stephen Hawking.....
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,694
    Take away the saddle and maybe she'd be "coming" on the bike too...
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,259
    dmclite wrote:
    His dad was killed, how ? Wasn't caught in a vice by his boll.....never mind.
    sorry, too harsh, I take it he was shot ?

    He was murdered by loyalist paramilitaries for agreeing to be a witness in a libel case involving the UDA.
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  • thiscocks
    thiscocks Posts: 549
    redvee wrote:
    More of the Dolan

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    mmm... She looks alright in those shots...
  • antfly
    antfly Posts: 3,276
    The self-confidence these celebs have seems to be in inverse proportion to their talent, especially Patrick Kielty.
    Smarter than the average bear.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    edited February 2010
    RichN95 wrote:
    dmclite wrote:
    His dad was killed, how ? Wasn't caught in a vice by his boll.....never mind.
    sorry, too harsh, I take it he was shot ?

    He was murdered by loyalist paramilitaries for agreeing to be a witness in a libel case involving the UDA.

    Tough break. There is a definite lesson to be learned there.

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