Whats wrong with this picture?
roger_merriman
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Dunno - would it normally be women's underwear?Specialized Roubaix Pro SL : Litespeed Titanium Siena : Specialized Allez : Specialized Tri Cross :
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theres not much room to kip on the bottom bunk?0
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Downtube shifters.
Saddle looks too high.
Not parked properly. Front wheel pointing out so it could roll and fall over.
Badly in need of a re-spray.0 -
Roger,
You haven't shaved???? And your hair is really curly?
Is that the answer?
Chris W (KW)17 years commuting up and down the King\'s Road and i still don\'t get faster...0 -
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You haven't tried to squeeze in a folder so, up to now, nothing."Consider the grebe..."0
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Its difficult to tell but does it have STI and downtube shifters?Cannondale Supersix / CAAD9 / Boardman 9.0 / Benotto 30000
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dude you could have posted a pic of a naked girl or something......
instead you post this :? :?0 -
You've been banished to the spare room.0
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..... for mixing the whites and colours.0
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your bike has been used as a drying rack by your gf...
thats your fault not oursLe Cannon [98 Cannondale M400] [FCN: 8]
The Mad Monkey [2013 Hoy 003] [FCN: 4]0 -
Technically:
It's not that dark, there is plenty of light reflecting off the top of the bed and highlights on the bike itself. Nothing in the picture is moving, so no need for a high shutter speed. It's a fairly normal angle shot, so it's not being taken by some tiny aperture telephoto lens.
Yet it's as noisy as the Isle of Wight festival.
Either the ISO is way too high or the sensor is tiny and more than just a little crap.
Artistically:
It's badly lit, the bright light being on the bed, not the bike. There is nothing to draw the eye in, no rule-of-thirds, no leading lines. What appears to be the intended focal point is smack in the middle of the frame. At least some of the front wheel shows the red tubing is indeed a bike, but a lower angle shot taking in more of the bottom of the bike, a crank arm, the top of the chainrings, would have shown that better. It's not all bad, the bike isn't at right angles to the camera, but it's still not going to win any awards.
Oh, and the bike has downtube shifters.0 -
girls in lycra shorts post has much better pictures than this one0
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Your bike looks very similar to the way mine gets used at night, mrs puts all her clothes on it, I have to take them off every morning so I can get it our of the flat
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SP Tricross, Mudguards, Rack, SPD's and Baggies, Panniers.
May have to grow a beard to make up for my lack of fitness.0 -
Your front and rear reflectors are not visible?I ache, therefore I am.0
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SecretSam wrote:Eau Rouge wrote:Oh, and the bike has downtube shifters.
What's wrong with Down Tube Shifters (£40 from Ribble plus some cheap brake levers) as opposed to STIs (£100+ from Ribble)?
They're nice kecks, BTW
Nothing wrong with them per say. The bike I dragged out of the shed to commute to work on first had them, as did the bikes of my teenage years and they work fine. A few months later I got a new bike, my first taste of Ergo's, and there is no way I would go back to downtube shifters again.0 -
For God's sake tell us Roger! It's been 24 hours. Do you want to see me cry? Is that what you want? Fine...
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Gamin addict - you wear your wife's clothing!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:0
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the bike is not being used.
you're hanging your head in guilt as you sit on a train.
shame on you.0 -
Only on weekends when I'm not on the BikeNew to the Game
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SP Tricross, Mudguards, Rack, SPD's and Baggies, Panniers.
May have to grow a beard to make up for my lack of fitness.0 -
So you're never going to tell us? Pah. cheers. Now I'll wonder about this my whole life.0
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There is nothing wrong with this picture? (wonders.....has this been said already?)I ache, therefore I am.0
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The bike hasnt got a rear rack? That would have added at least 20% more drying space.. :roll:0
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The light blue pair of scants are supposed to be white?Moda Issimo
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Jamey wrote:So you're never going to tell us? Pah. cheers. Now I'll wonder about this my whole life.
and she's done it again.....0 -