What's that smell?
.blitz
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We work in a big open-plan office and someone has had some new body spray. It smells like weapons-grade air freshener with just a hint of toilet cleaner, and it's making my eyes water.
What's the best way to deal with the situation?
What's the best way to deal with the situation?
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.blitz wrote:What's the best way to deal with the situation?
Wait until about 5 o'clock tomorrow afternoon. Find an opening into one of the airconditioning airvents. Throw frozen mackeral into airvent. Leave Office for the weekend.
On Monday morning, the smell of their deodorant/body spray will be the least of your worries.0 -
I am liking both suggestions so far :twisted:0
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Well lets combine both then.
Tomorrow evening, light a match in an air conditioning vent and use it to smoke a mackerel
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Go over and fart on the guys head.
He will leave, along with the smell."I ride to eat"0 -
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One of the other guys has suggested having a bath in cat's p*ss to overwhelm the smell but I'm not so sure...0
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Stealthy. I can do stealth.Stuart_C wrote:Go over and fart on the guys head.
Ah the old classicCat With No Tail wrote:D-lock the cnut 0 -
*cough* *choke* Jeez it's just wafted over again0
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.blitz wrote:Stealthy. I can do stealth.Cat With No Tail wrote:D-lock the cnut
If you can do this stealthy, it looks like a good option."I ride to eat"0 -
It's probably Lynx, a favourite habit of scungy sods is not having a wash then "masking" the odour with half a can of the foul smelling cack.0
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i am guessing this is your answer to most things at the moment.
me: CWNT would you like a cup of tea
CWNT:
lock the cnut
me: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhtCat With No Tail wrote:D-lock the cnut2009 Trek 3900 disc https://www.flickr.com/photos/125245570 ... 613755884/
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I'd ask who he's trying to impress? The local binman?0
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What D Lock is it? If it's been bashing all those people up it must be a tough one0
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Paul 8v wrote:What D Lock is it? If it's been bashing all those people up it must be a tough one
I like to use a Kryptonite "fahgeddaboutit" New York. Sure it costs a lot up front, but its longevity is awesome....no matter how many cnuts you dlock...it never seems to give up!Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I believe in the future of the human race.
H.G. Wells.0 -
xSTRATHYx
Paul 8v
Quiet you cnuts
*goes off to fetch d-lock*
HAVE IT!
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1. Lift corner of carpet tiles
2. Place very flat piece of frozen fish, or road-kill rodent under it
3. Watch the fun...0 -
Raise chair cushion, insert stink bomb, replace cushion, briefly run away.0
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fart on the barsteward0
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How about one of those big off motorbike chains, they have them in manga films a lot.0
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