Happy Birthday
itboffin
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Apart from the essentials I'm rubbish at remembering b'days, so why not create a thread to wish 'virtual' friends happy returns.
Happy birthday Greg66 for tomorrow, that bus pass is gonna save you a pretty packet
Happy birthday Greg66 for tomorrow, that bus pass is gonna save you a pretty packet
Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
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itboffin wrote:Apart from the essentials I'm rubbish at remembering b'days, so why not create a thread to wish 'virtual' friends happy returns.
Happy birthday Greg66 for tomorrow, that bus pass is gonna save you a pretty packet
Aaawww, a bit of bromance.
How come you remembered Greg but not Livs or me?
Huh, huh?
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Yeah, damn it! We demand recognition!
But, y'know, we're capricorns and therefore very down-to-earth and rooted, so we're realistic and know full well that you heart Greg66 way more than you do us.
We just can't compete.
It's OK.
*sob*0 -
awwww it must be love when he remembers like that
*cough* Jake, 41 on the 27th *cough, cough*Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men0 -
lost_in_thought wrote:Yeah, damn it! We demand recognition!
But, y'know, we're capricorns and therefore very down-to-earth and rooted, so we're realistic and know full well that you heart Greg66 way more than you do us.
We just can't compete.
It's OK.
*sob*
Doesn't mean it hurts any less, though, hey, Livs?
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Coriander wrote:itboffin wrote:Apart from the essentials I'm rubbish at remembering b'days, so why not create a thread to wish 'virtual' friends happy returns.
Happy birthday Greg66 for tomorrow, that bus pass is gonna save you a pretty packet
Aaawww, a bit of bromance.
How come you remembered Greg but not Livs or me?
Huh, huh?
Perhaps he thinks Greg looks better in lycra than you two- his eyesight is a little dodgyWant to know the Spen666 behind the posts?
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Coriander wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:Yeah, damn it! We demand recognition!
But, y'know, we're capricorns and therefore very down-to-earth and rooted, so we're realistic and know full well that you heart Greg66 way more than you do us.
We just can't compete.
It's OK.
*sob*
Doesn't mean it hurts any less, though, hey, Livs?
I know, I know. I can barely see the screen through the tears.
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What can I say the man knows how to dress sexyRule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
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Capricorns, schmapricrons. Aquarius, laydeez, is where it's at.
Always has been, always will be.
Capricorns have horns and are beloved by Devil worshippers.
Aquarians carry water. Like a bottle cage. Or a waiter. BEAT THAT!
My horrorscope said I'd meet a tall dark handsome stranger.
ITB's a bit short though.0 -
Greg66 wrote:Capricorns, schmapricrons. Aquarius, laydeez, is where it's at.
Always has been, always will be.
Capricorns have horns and are beloved by Devil worshippers.
Aquarians carry water. Like a bottle cage. Or a waiter. BEAT THAT!
My horrorscope said I'd meet a tall dark handsome stranger.
ITB's a bit short though.
Not so when in heals :roll:Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
itboffin wrote:Greg66 wrote:Capricorns, schmapricrons. Aquarius, laydeez, is where it's at.
Always has been, always will be.
Capricorns have horns and are beloved by Devil worshippers.
Aquarians carry water. Like a bottle cage. Or a waiter. BEAT THAT!
My horrorscope said I'd meet a tall dark handsome stranger.
ITB's a bit short though.
Not so when in heals :roll:
ahhhh so that really explains the disturbingly good calf musclesOfficers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men0 -
NGale wrote:itboffin wrote:Greg66 wrote:Capricorns, schmapricrons. Aquarius, laydeez, is where it's at.
Always has been, always will be.
Capricorns have horns and are beloved by Devil worshippers.
Aquarians carry water. Like a bottle cage. Or a waiter. BEAT THAT!
My horrorscope said I'd meet a tall dark handsome stranger.
ITB's a bit short though.
Not so when in heals :roll:
ahhhh so that really explains the disturbingly good calf muscles
He says he saves his legs cause he's a cyclist, the above says differentI've added a signature to prove it is still possible.0 -
redvee wrote:NGale wrote:itboffin wrote:Greg66 wrote:Capricorns, schmapricrons. Aquarius, laydeez, is where it's at.
Always has been, always will be.
Capricorns have horns and are beloved by Devil worshippers.
Aquarians carry water. Like a bottle cage. Or a waiter. BEAT THAT!
My horrorscope said I'd meet a tall dark handsome stranger.
ITB's a bit short though.
Not so when in heals :roll:
ahhhh so that really explains the disturbingly good calf muscles
He says he saves his legs cause he's a cyclist, the above says different
Give it time, his hamstrings won't thank him for it by the time he's 50Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men0 -
itboffin wrote:
Always has been, always will be.
Capricorns have horns and are beloved by Devil worshippers.
Aquarians carry water. Like a bottle cage. Or a waiter. BEAT THAT!
My horrorscope said I'd meet a tall dark handsome stranger.
ITB's a bit short though.
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Happy birthday to the birthday peeps.Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Greg66 wrote:Capricorns, schmapricrons. Aquarius, laydeez, is where it's at.
Always has been, always will be.
Capricorns have horns and are beloved by Devil worshippers.
Aquarians carry water. Like a bottle cage. Or a waiter. BEAT THAT!
Screw you water-boy!
Capricorn is a sea-goat, dammit, that's cool. Not some mediocre water sommelier who couldn't make it through wine school.0 -
First sign of the Zodiac, Aries is the best!
Its ruling planet is Mars, the Roman God of War also known as Ares. :shock:
Aries is also a fire sign.Food Chain number = 4
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CP owes me a tenner - he said that other Greg wouldn't see another birthday due to his advanced age and affection for "Tory MP" style auto-antics.
I said he would but his posts would become increasingly random, shouty and mostly about the War.Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.
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Greg T wrote:CP owes me a tenner - he said that other Greg wouldn't see another birthday due to his advanced age and affection for "Tory MP" style auto-antics.
I said he would but his posts would become increasingly random, shouty and mostly about the War.
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lost_in_thought wrote:Capricorn is a sea-goat, dammit, that's cool.
A sea-goat? Cool? A thing that's half goat and half fish. So, drags its rear end around on land and drowns in the sea (gills being in the front end of the fish) or floats on the surface like a ducky.
Was it designed by a committee?
See Mr. Aquarius could bring his bucket along when he meets Mr. Sea-goat, and drown the little b@stard in it. How much use is yer fishy tail now, Mr. Sea-goat? :twisted:DonDaddyD wrote:Aries [the male sheep] is the best!
Rhymes with "fairies" , and is next in the bucket after the mighty <snigger> "sea-goat".0 -
Greg66 wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:Capricorn is a sea-goat, dammit, that's cool.
A sea-goat? Cool? A thing that's half goat and half fish. So, drags its rear end around on land and drowns in the sea (gills being in the front end of the fish) or floats on the surface like a ducky.
Was it designed by a committee?
See Mr. Aquarius could bring his bucket along when he meets Mr. Sea-goat, and drown the little b@stard in it. How much use is yer fishy tail now, Mr. Sea-goat? :twisted:DonDaddyD wrote:Aries [the male sheep] is the best!
Rhymes with "fairies" , and is next in the bucket after the mighty <snigger> "sea-goat".
Dude, you're just jealous because you got a sub-standard waiter.
And no, it doesn't have a fishy tail. but it does have stabby horns and can survive in water. Your adam sandler character can bring it the water, unless he has other skills? Oh no, that's it.0 -
Enough with the goat love.
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lost_in_thought wrote:Greg66 wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:Capricorn is a sea-goat, dammit, that's cool.
A sea-goat? Cool? A thing that's half goat and half fish. So, drags its rear end around on land and drowns in the sea (gills being in the front end of the fish) or floats on the surface like a ducky.
Was it designed by a committee?
See Mr. Aquarius could bring his bucket along when he meets Mr. Sea-goat, and drown the little b@stard in it. How much use is yer fishy tail now, Mr. Sea-goat? :twisted:DonDaddyD wrote:Aries [the male sheep] is the best!
Rhymes with "fairies" , and is next in the bucket after the mighty <snigger> "sea-goat".
Dude, you're just jealous because you got a sub-standard waiter.
And no, it doesn't have a fishy tail. but it does have stabby horns and can survive in water. Your adam sandler character can bring it the water, unless he has other skills? Oh no, that's it.
Wiki says:Capricornus is one of the constellations of the zodiac; it is often called Capricorn, especially when referring to the corresponding astrological sign. Its name is Latin for "horned male goat" or "goat horn", and it is commonly represented in the form of a sea-goat: a mythical creature that is half goat, half fish.
Like this one:
Now I'm no vet (although I read the internet a lot), but I'm pretty sure that the back end of that sea-goat looks, ummm, fishy. And definitely not, ummm goaty. :P0 -
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Clever Pun wrote:It's all about Taurus
Did H. H. Giger design that?0 -
OK the little goat-man doing the goat is one thing.
But what the hell is that! Look like a woman-bent-over-a-motorcycle-with-horns-sticking-out-of-the-handlebars like something Ghost Rider would ride.Food Chain number = 4
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Greg66 wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:Greg66 wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:Capricorn is a sea-goat, dammit, that's cool.
A sea-goat? Cool? A thing that's half goat and half fish. So, drags its rear end around on land and drowns in the sea (gills being in the front end of the fish) or floats on the surface like a ducky.
Was it designed by a committee?
See Mr. Aquarius could bring his bucket along when he meets Mr. Sea-goat, and drown the little b@stard in it. How much use is yer fishy tail now, Mr. Sea-goat? :twisted:DonDaddyD wrote:Aries [the male sheep] is the best!
Rhymes with "fairies" , and is next in the bucket after the mighty <snigger> "sea-goat".
Dude, you're just jealous because you got a sub-standard waiter.
And no, it doesn't have a fishy tail. but it does have stabby horns and can survive in water. Your adam sandler character can bring it the water, unless he has other skills? Oh no, that's it.
Wiki says:Capricornus is one of the constellations of the zodiac; it is often called Capricorn, especially when referring to the corresponding astrological sign. Its name is Latin for "horned male goat" or "goat horn", and it is commonly represented in the form of a sea-goat: a mythical creature that is half goat, half fish.
Like this one:
Now I'm no vet (although I read the internet a lot), but I'm pretty sure that the back end of that sea-goat looks, ummm, fishy. And definitely not, ummm goaty. :P
Selective wiki... nice... the astrology one not do it for you then?
But yeah, the sea-goat versus water b*tch argument is a bit moot with all the bulls and scorpions and things.0 -
Greg66 wrote:Clever Pun wrote:It's all about Taurus
Did H. H. Giger design that?
yup...(HR not HH) clue's in the properties, your eyesight might not have been able to pick that up these days thoughPurveyor of sonic doom
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