Strained rib (Intercostal) muscle
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I hope the poor thing never reads this thread*. :shock:
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lost_in_thought wrote:Could eat an apple through a tennis racquet... if you know what l mean.
Haha brilliant - I have just stolen that insult, used it on a colleague and claimed it as my ownhttp://www.ledomestiquetours.co.uk
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Greg66 wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:Clever Pun wrote:
Sad thing is he's right... oh and she's a bit toothy. Could eat an apple through a tennis racquet... if you know what l mean.
Oh dear.
La Principessa brutta.
ETA: is she the one with the twin airbags out front?
Ped-Friendly crumple zone, let's say...
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mrc1 wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:Could eat an apple through a tennis racquet... if you know what l mean.
Haha brilliant - I have just stolen that insult, used it on a colleague and claimed it as my own
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There goes Liv, talking about her boobs on the internet again...
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biondino wrote:There goes Liv, talking about her boobs on the internet again...
(please forgive me, I have had a few beers)
To be fair, it makes a change from you blathering on about them...- 2023 Vielo V+1
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Il Principe wrote:I hope the poor thing never reads this thread*. :shock:
I might lose my beer privileges
With all those words swimming around in front of her goggly buck toothed face I doubt she'd be that concerned.
Of course she's be a tricky customer in a tense stand offwhAT U bin sayionn abOOt Me?
She'd shout/slur
But which one of us is she directing her wildly uncooperative and accusatory eyes at?
I suggest that CP takes one for the team and "diverts" her attention. She'll think she was being courted by a massive Siamese twin Viking.Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.
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Greg T wrote:Il Principe wrote:I hope the poor thing never reads this thread*. :shock:
I might lose my beer privileges
With all those words swimming around in front of her goggly buck toothed face I doubt she'd be that concerned.
Of course she's be a tricky customer in a tense stand offwhAT U bin sayionn abOOt Me?
She'd shout/slur
But which one of us is she directing her wildly uncooperative and accusatory eyes at?
I suggest that CP takes one for the team and "diverts" her attention. She'll think she was being courted by a massive Siamese twin Viking.
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How did i miss this thread?
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That is a classic, not quite up to the standards of The Receptionist though. Presumably said barmaid was at The Morpeth.
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