Strained rib (Intercostal) muscle

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  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    edited January 2010
    I hope the poor thing never reads this thread*. :shock:


    I might lose my beer privileges
  • mrc1
    mrc1 Posts: 852
    Could eat an apple through a tennis racquet... if you know what l mean.

    Haha brilliant - I have just stolen that insult, used it on a colleague and claimed it as my own :lol:
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  • Greg66 wrote:
    Clever Pun wrote:
    Greg T wrote:
    Coriander wrote:
    Which barmaid is it?

    The wang eyed desperate one.

    :lol: oh GT I'm glad you popped in for that

    Sad thing is he's right... oh and she's a bit toothy. Could eat an apple through a tennis racquet... if you know what l mean.

    Oh dear.

    La Principessa brutta. :(

    ETA: is she the one with the twin airbags out front?

    Ped-Friendly crumple zone, let's say...

    But then I'm a fine one to talk!
  • mrc1 wrote:
    Could eat an apple through a tennis racquet... if you know what l mean.

    Haha brilliant - I have just stolen that insult, used it on a colleague and claimed it as my own :lol:

    You're welcome!
  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    There goes Liv, talking about her boobs on the internet again...

    (please forgive me, I have had a few beers)
  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    biondino wrote:
    There goes Liv, talking about her boobs on the internet again...

    (please forgive me, I have had a few beers)

    To be fair, it makes a change from you blathering on about them... :lol:
  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    I hope the poor thing never reads this thread*. :shock:


    I might lose my beer privileges

    With all those words swimming around in front of her goggly buck toothed face I doubt she'd be that concerned.

    Of course she's be a tricky customer in a tense stand off
    whAT U bin sayionn abOOt Me?

    She'd shout/slur

    But which one of us is she directing her wildly uncooperative and accusatory eyes at?

    I suggest that CP takes one for the team and "diverts" her attention. She'll think she was being courted by a massive Siamese twin Viking.
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  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    Greg T wrote:
    I hope the poor thing never reads this thread*. :shock:


    I might lose my beer privileges

    With all those words swimming around in front of her goggly buck toothed face I doubt she'd be that concerned.

    Of course she's be a tricky customer in a tense stand off
    whAT U bin sayionn abOOt Me?

    She'd shout/slur

    But which one of us is she directing her wildly uncooperative and accusatory eyes at?

    I suggest that CP takes one for the team and "diverts" her attention. She'll think she was being courted by a massive Siamese twin Viking.

    Seconded.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064

    How did i miss this thread?

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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,817

    That is a classic, not quite up to the standards of The Receptionist though. Presumably said barmaid was at The Morpeth.