Nice rack (safe for work btw - no pics)

xstrathyx

I have never laughed as hard as i did yesterday. I actually thought i had fetted a kidney.

Picture this, colleague (tina) asked me what a "nice rack" was?

now i took a moment to compose myself and had to answer in a professional manor (bear in mind this is an office environment, sex discrimination and all that).

i proceeded to explain what a nice rack was. Said colleague was serious as cancer with the question I might add.

I am sill laughing today thinking about it.

Highly amusing..........anyone else had any "wonderous" moments with the other sex?

welshkev

what was she like after you explained what it meant?

xstrathyx

she was laughing and probably a little embarrassed, but i was in stitches by that point

welshkev

ha ha, did she have one? had someone said it to her?

El Capitano

I'd have said a tow bar mounted Thule... :oops:

xstrathyx

i couldnt comment, but she has access to this site (even if she is not a member)

the story stems from her friend's picture appearing on a social network site (not dodgy i might add) and a friend ot my colleague commented the friend had a nice rack. I then had the duty of explaining this term

Amusing to say the least

welshkev

.blitz

I was in a shop the other day and paying by card. The card reader had a slot at the top and a slot at the bottom. The female assistant could tell by my hesitation I wasn't sure which one to put the card in. 'In the bottom please' she said before blushing furiously.

Barrie_G

not of the opposite sex, but my father in law used to go hunting with dogs, he would happily tell anyone with half an iterest that he and his friend liked to go dogging at least a couple of times a week.

he wasn't too happy when it was explained to him why people gave him odd looks whenever he mentioned it.

xstrathyx

superb! ( i bet she was all red with embarrassment)

.blitz wrote:

I was in a shop the other day and paying by card. The card reader had a slot at the top and a slot at the bottom. The female assistant could tell by my hesitation I wasn't sure which one to put the card in. 'In the bottom please' she said before blushing furiously.

stuart_c-2

A friend of mine’s wife, I can’t tell if she is just nailing the deadpan look or is oblivious, but she never seems to respond when I start sniggering when she talks about their wedding….

“Yeah it was a great night, we decided to be different and have a spit roast. Everyone there said they loved it”

:shock:

.blitz

Stuart_C wrote:

“Yeah it was a great night, we decided to be different and have a spit roast. Everyone there said they loved it”

Classic

xstrathyx

priceless

Stuart_C wrote:

A friend of mine’s wife, I can’t tell if she is just nailing the deadpan look or is oblivious, but she never seems to respond when I start sniggering when she talks about their wedding….

“Yeah it was a great night, we decided to be different and have a spit roast. Everyone there said they loved it”

:shock:

mrfmilo

xSTRATHYx wrote:

priceless

Stuart_C wrote:

A friend of mine’s wife, I can’t tell if she is just nailing the deadpan look or is oblivious, but she never seems to respond when I start sniggering when she talks about their wedding….

“Yeah it was a great night, we decided to be different and have a spit roast. Everyone there said they loved it”

:shock:

Sorry I don't get it.. :? .

bails87

Look it up on urban dictionary!

mrfmilo

Ah, don't think i needed to know that (I'm 13)

Barrie_G

mrfmilo wrote:

Ah, don't think i needed to know that (I'm 13)

Best forgotten about then, it's like a dyslexic dwarf, i.e. it's not big and it's not clever

mrfmilo

bails87

mrfmilo wrote:

Ah, don't think i needed to know that (I'm 13)

:shock:

Sorry Mr and Mrs mrfmilo

You shouldn't be on the internet unattended. You'll be spirited away by a hungry cougar. Don't look that up!

nonnac85

There was a very geeky guy at my school who played the trombone and he used to ask if he could be excused from lessons to go to his music class as he had some boning to do!
He never did get why the class collapsed with laughter every time he said that to a teacher.

Nick Dastardly

Friend of mine is a science teacher and was teaching sex ed to a group of 11/12 year olds. One of the girls asked her what semen would taste like. Cue extreme blushing. But luckily one of the (slighty more innocent) girls said "How on earth would she know?"

77ric

ha all easy.

Try explaining to your mother-in-law (at my then wifes request) what "pearl necklace" means.


seriously i was like WTF.

had to do it too





i mean the explanation, you dirty dirty boys.

Nick Dastardly

^^

I don't get it, I gave my girlfriend a pearl necklace for Christmas, what's wrong with that?

Rich9

77ric wrote:

ha all easy.

Try explaining to your mother-in-law (at my then wifes request) what "pearl necklace" means.


seriously i was like WTF.

had to do it too





i mean the explanation, you dirty dirty boys.

*Cue* gob full of tea onto Keyboard

xstrathyx

strongly recommend you have a look at urban dictionary

Nick Dastardly wrote:

^^

I don't get it, I gave my girlfriend a pearl necklace for Christmas, what's wrong with that?

projectsome

A colleague at work is always singing(badly I might add)! I pointed out that his singing was similar to someone playing a 'Rusty Trombone' (Don't look that one up )

He had no clue what I was on about.

xstrathyx

i had to google that one......ouchy

projectsome wrote:

A colleague at work is always singing(badly I might add)! I pointed out that his singing was similar to someone playing a 'Rusty Trombone' (Don't look that one up )

He had no clue what I was on about.