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disgruntledgoat
disgruntledgoat Posts: 8,957
edited January 2010 in The bottom bracket
I know many of you will have asked yourself "what if Shakespeare had written The Big Lebowski?"


Well wonder no longer

http://www.runleiarun.com/lebowski/
"In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

@gietvangent

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  • Heckler1974
    Heckler1974 Posts: 479
    "Obviously thou art not a bowler"

    Classic..... :lol:
  • Monkeypump
    Monkeypump Posts: 1,528
    I'm now asking myself why I hadn't asked myself "what if Shakespeare had written The Big Lebowski?"

    Superb!
  • singlespeedexplosif
    singlespeedexplosif Posts: 1,564
    that is wonderful.


    Nihilists! I am beshrewn. Say what thou wilt
    Of fascist tenets, Knave; it seeks to stand
    Philosophy and politic, not void.
    And let it noted be that wildlife kept,
    Amphibious rodent, in domestic walls,
    Is retrograde to right and civil laws.
  • disgruntledgoat
    disgruntledgoat Posts: 8,957
    "Anon, we crave the money, Lebowski.
    We speak in neither jest nor fallacy.
    We could do such stuff as dreams do feature,
    Believing in nothing; empty and void.
    Tomorrow if thou hast not the ransom
    We shall recourse, and cut off thy Johnson"
    "In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

    @gietvangent
  • Verbal
    Verbal Posts: 100
    "Donald, hold thy tongue!"

    Just brilliant.
  • VinceEager
    VinceEager Posts: 247
    very impressive
    ...the bicycle is the most efficient machine ever created: Converting calories into gas, a bicycle gets the equivalent of three thousand miles per gallon...
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    disgruntledgoat wrote:
    "Anon, we crave the money, Lebowski.
    We speak in neither jest nor fallacy.
    We could do such stuff as dreams do feature,
    Believing in nothing; empty and void.
    Tomorrow if thou hast not the ransom
    We shall recourse, and cut off thy Johnson"
    What, thou rash egg!

    :lol:
    A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill

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