My Wife is great because......

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  • nolf
    nolf Posts: 1,287
    "My wife is great because...."

    She lets you save her from breast cancer... :)
    "I hold it true, what'er befall;
    I feel it, when I sorrow most;
    'Tis better to have loved and lost;
    Than never to have loved at all."

    Alfred Tennyson
  • bagpusscp
    bagpusscp Posts: 2,907
    nolf wrote:
    "My wife is great because...."

    She lets you save her from breast cancer... :)

    Do you not mean "me" instead of "you" :shock:

    Form an orderly que......... :wink:
    bagpuss
  • markyboy2005
    markyboy2005 Posts: 465
    crumbschief wrote:
    beverick wrote:
    markyboy2005 wrote:
    ....she decided I needed a break after the end of year push at work so has demanded I take a long weekend on my own without her and the kids and sort myself out......

    So I am off...Just me my bike, a camera and a good book for a long weekend on the west coast of Java.

    I have a couple of routes plotted to try whilst there and may go and try and see the endangered Java Rhino in the nearby conservation park.......

    Can you tell I am excited?

    :D

    Strange, I've been invited to Jakarta by a woman who's managed to get rid of the 'dick of a husband' for the weekend.......


    lol that was a cracker,this fellas going to get paranoid


    Yip an absolute cracker - think my sides have split.

    East Timor - what yah doing there?
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    Mine's better...had a slip in the kitchen yesterday, headbutted doubleglazed oven door.
    Blood everywhere, ambulance, X rays to see if glass was in the wound, which is about 5ins semi-circular on my forehead.
    X-rays clear, and 20 stitches in my noggin, and as she's a nurse she helped put them in!!!

    The top-up Tetinus and 7 "painkilling" injections were worse that the stitches, LOL!

    Now all I need are 2 neck bolts to go as Frankentieins monster this Hallloween...

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