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Cressers

I wonder what would happen if you ate without stopping nothing but Quavers/Wotsits? Would you become obese? would your kidneys pack-up? Would you be able to defecate after a while? Would you die?

CHRISNOIR

Cressers wrote:

I wonder what would happen if you ate without stopping nothing but Quavers/Wotsits? Would you become obese? would your kidneys pack-up? Would you be able to defecate after a while? Would you die?

My mate Fat Mat's been trying this for around ten years now. I'll keep you posted.

VinceEager

liver failure?

Buckled_Rims

Cressers wrote:

I wonder what would happen if you ate without stopping nothing but Quavers/Wotsits? Would you become obese? would your kidneys pack-up? Would you be able to defecate after a while? Would you die?

You'd choke to death, the intake would be greater then the ...erm...outtake. Your stomach would be full and you'd probably not be able to eat anything else and chances are you'd vomit it up, probably blocking your windpipe.

Kidneys wouldn't pack up as it's not toxic (although some may argue). It would take months to pile on the fat.

I'd say within a day you'd be dead.

afx237vi

This must have already been covered on BBC 3's Freaky Eaters, surely?

downfader

Well it would be an attack on several levels. The high salt of the snacks would cause problems for the kidneys and liver function, dehydration would be quite plausable too. The high fat content, specifically the transfats, would start to clog up the arteries and vessels and probably begin to restrict the heart after about 4 months. You could even get a form of glaucoma iirc, as the small vessels in the eye might end up restricted from the fats and lack of water. You also would lose muscle mass as there is no protein involved in these snacks, mineral and vitamin related illnesses would also probably start to happen. Scurvey, rickets (not adam), scanky-tongue, ginevitus (sp?)....

This is just a guess. I'm no medical professional but do work in catering so know what some of these ingredients can do, LOL! You hear stories about the rest.

teagar

afx237vi wrote:

This must have already been covered on BBC 3's Freaky Eaters, surely?

I wouldn't be so ready to admit to watching that!!!

skyd0g

Courtesy of the Chingford Skinhead (non-Essex girl jokes thread):

Man goes to the doctor with an orange "Johnson"
Dr is amazed. Nothing in his medical training related to an orange "johnson" and the man's medical history looked OK so he asks "Where do you work and do you come into contact with any chemicals?"
Man: "No chemicals and I'm unemployed these days"
Dr: "So what do you do during the day"
Man (shrugs): "nothing really. I just tend to sit at home watching porn and eating Wotsits"

downfader

skyd0g wrote:

Courtesy of the Chingford Skinhead (non-Essex girl jokes thread):

Man goes to the doctor with an orange "Johnson"
Dr is amazed. Nothing in his medical training related to an orange "johnson" and the man's medical history looked OK so he asks "Where do you work and do you come into contact with any chemicals?"
Man: "No chemicals and I'm unemployed these days"
Dr: "So what do you do during the day"
Man (shrugs): "nothing really. I just tend to sit at home watching porn and eating Wotsits"

singlespeedexplosif

The high fat content, specifically the transfats, would start to clog up the arteries and vessels and probably begin to restrict the heart after about 4 months
you'd die of dehydration long before then.

Aggieboy

skyd0g wrote:

Courtesy of the Chingford Skinhead (non-Essex girl jokes thread):

Man goes to the doctor with an orange "Johnson"
Dr is amazed. Nothing in his medical training related to an orange "johnson" and the man's medical history looked OK so he asks "Where do you work and do you come into contact with any chemicals?"
Man: "No chemicals and I'm unemployed these days"
Dr: "So what do you do during the day"
Man (shrugs): "nothing really. I just tend to sit at home watching porn and eating Wotsits"

So basically you turn into an orange, big fat useless w*nker!............................

afx237vi

teagar wrote:

afx237vi wrote:

This must have already been covered on BBC 3's Freaky Eaters, surely?

I wouldn't be so ready to admit to watching that!!!

Come off it, there's some amazing stuff on BBC 3... Dog Borstal, Young Butcher of the Year, Monkey Tennis... worth the license fee on their own :shock:

Edit: I forgot my favourite - Can Fat Teens Hunt? Can't even begin to imagine how many BAFTAs that must have won.

teagar

afx237vi wrote:

teagar wrote:

afx237vi wrote:

This must have already been covered on BBC 3's Freaky Eaters, surely?

I wouldn't be so ready to admit to watching that!!!

Come off it, there's some amazing stuff on BBC 3... Dog Borstal, Young Butcher of the Year, Monkey Tennis... worth the license fee on their own :shock:

You missed " My life as an animal" ...

Best of the bunch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTquQYw-3wA

Chip \'oyler

If you eat shit like that all day you deserve to die

Anonymous

Oh, "Wotsit all about ?" That diet just sounds sooo cheesy.