Dont you just hate it when......

Graydawg

.........you go to the toilets, the only ones in your office, to find the fecking CLEANER has put a DO NOT ENTER sign on the door, "cleaning in progress".....


Nothing worse than when you are needing to answer that call........ :shock: :shock: :shock:

bails87

Use a bin.

thekickingmule

You're a bloke, just go anywhere

Unless it's a different call of nature, in which case, do it in someones office you don't like.

xstrathyx

+1..........just drop your kecks in the office and make sure you have everyones attention and unleash hells fury (always works for me)

bails87 wrote:

Use a bin.

projectsome

Graydawg wrote:

.........you go to the toilets, the only ones in your office, to find the fecking CLEANER has put a DO NOT ENTER sign on the door, "cleaning in progress".....


Nothing worse than when you are needing to answer that call........ :shock: :shock: :shock:

Nope,

We have more than one set of toilets in the building, which are not too far apart and I know wha time the cleaner gets to the toilets!

missmarple

Aim, fire and use the scattergun approach; plenty of recoil right there.

cee

our cleaners come into the office at times when no-one will need to use the loo.

.blitz

We used to have cleaners but now we have just one, and for H&S reasons she can't be in the office on her own. Soooooooo...every Thurs afternoon at 2:30 we have to listen to the World's Most Powerful And Noisy Vacuum Cleaner going over and over and over and over the freakin' carpet until it is sterile. I mean it's just a regular office - how much dirt can there be?

If you need the toilets while she's cleaning them she just carries on and cracks jokes while you're in there

stevet1992

Curl one up infront of the door and ask them to clean out of hours ?