FBI make an astounding break through!

skyd0g

The FBI have made an astounding break-through, after many years of study, mail interceptions, tapping phones, interrogation, undercover work, seizing documents and working on a huge budget.

...they have come to the conclusion that Osama Bin Laden may have taken his hat off...
...some of the time.
...AND may have had a shave.


Good work boys! :shock:

See full story here: http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Osama-Bin-Laden-FBI-Releases-New-Pictures-Of-How-Bin-Laden-Might-Look/Article/201001315524029?lpos=World_News_Second_Home_Page_Feature_Teaser_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15524029_Osama_Bin_Laden%3A_FBI_Releases_New_Pictures_Of_How_Bin_Laden_Might_Look

Stewie Griffin

Good job Skydog, I shall keep em peeled.

-spider-

Isn't it just amazing how these guys can disguise themselves so well it can fool even the CIA?

Anonymous

I think I bought a large kebab and chips off him last weekend.........

dennisn

Well, they do have some really sharp guys down there.

Stan Dingup

THE FBI has issued computer generated images of what Osama Bin Laden would look like now, just in case you have seen him and not realised.


In this one he looks a bit like Matthew Kelly


The first of the 'age-progressed' mugshots shows the Al Qadea leader in Western clothes and with the neatly trimmed hair and beard of a mid-afternoon, word-based quiz show presenter.

Meanwhile the second image shows him as the same old nutter, but with some grey bits and a new hat.

An FBI spokesman said: "Put one on your office notice board and stick another one on your fridge. And if you have time you could cut out a passport-sized one, laminate it and keep it in your wallet so that you can check if any of the people you encounter during the course of your day is Osama Bin Laden."

Denys Finch-Hatton, a retired company director from Stevenage, said he was sure the man in the photograph asked him for directions back in October, adding: "If you could kill him for me that would be excellent."

Helen Archer, from Peterborough, said: "D'you know what, I'm pretty sure he was married to my sister for a couple of years. The beard was longer and he called himself 'Ian' but the hat is very familiar.

"If only I'd known it was Osama Bin Laden, I could have poisoned his chilli con carne or locked him in the downstairs loo until the fire brigade arrived."

She added: "Oh they broke up. He kept putting a large hessian sack over her head and switching off Casualty to lecture her about the cultural and theological rift between Shias and Sunnis. He was also terribly gassy."

And Roy Hobbs, from Peterborough, said: "Oh that guy, yeah. Saw him at the petrol station at Sainsbury's. He was filling up his car. I think it was a Fiat Punto. I thought to myself 'Al Qaeda can't be doing very well if he's driving around in a Punto'.


(quoted from The Daily Mash)

dennisn

Am I alone or does anyone else think that it's pretty odd that after all these years AND
a 50 million dollar reward, that no one has "ratted him out" yet? :? :?

nolf

I think carrying a picture around is a great idea.
Means you can whip it out for quick comparisons. It can go in between the pics of mario cippolinni and merckx.

skyd0g

Yep, I think the FBI deserve a 'No sh!t Sherlock' award!

...I don't think carrying a picture of him in your wallet is a good idea though. I can almost hear them lubing up the rubber gloves. :shock:

pottssteve

By now I think he looks like this, if he's got any sense...

http://blogs.babble.com/famecrawler/wp- ... ed-u06.jpg

bagpusscp

Federal.
Bureau.
Incompetence.

Dam there is a black sedan just pulling up outside. :shock:

nicensleazy

I love the ...... I love Guantanamo t-shirt !!

iain_j

After watching an old film a few days ago, something struck me.

Osama Bin Laden <--> Keyser Soze

:P

redvee

The image has been withdrawn as it bears too much of a likeness to a Spanish MP

A MOCKED-UP image of how Osama Bin Laden may look today has been withdrawn by the US State Department after the FBI admitted it was partly based on a photograph of a Spanish MP taken from the internet.
The Photofit image of an older, greying Al-Qaeda leader bore a striking resemblance to the left-wing politician Gaspar Llamazares, a member of Spain’s Communist party and a critic of the US “war on terror”. It turned out Llamazares’s grey hair, jaw line and forehead had been simply cut and pasted from an old campaign photograph by an FBI technician.