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xstrathyx
xstrathyx Posts: 1,104
edited January 2010 in The Crudcatcher
Chaps

just to update you. Women are up to their tricks again. Earlier in the week it was noted that the ladies were posting random messages about colours.

Its to do with breast awareness and also ref to the colour of their bra's. had many men wondering what the f*** they were upto (a thread was formulated)

Anyway, their upto it again. This time it is reference hair and how it is translates into sex positions. I ve already seen one of my female friends comment - tied up!

My point is and i know it has already been documented it..........POIDNH (proof or it did not happen) :lol:

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  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    *Logs onto Facebook*
  • I'd noticed 2 people doing this and figured they were up to something again.

    Pesky women ;)
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    this explains a few things.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • Might have to change my status to "on my balls" then. :lol:
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    It's during these times of idiocy I'm ashamed to be female. :oops:
  • soy_sauce
    soy_sauce Posts: 987
    xSTRATHYx wrote:
    Chaps

    just to update you. Women are up to their tricks again. Earlier in the week it was noted that the ladies were posting random messages about colours.

    Its to do with breast awareness and also ref to the colour of their bra's. had many men wondering what the f*** they were upto (a thread was formulated)

    Anyway, their upto it again. This time it is reference hair and how it is translates into sex positions. I ve already seen one of my female friends comment - tied up!

    My point is and i know it has already been documented it..........POIDNH (proof or it did not happen) :lol:

    How to translation into sex position from referencing hair?? :?
    "It is not impossible, its just improbable"

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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Tied up, short, long, wild.......dry.......erm, what else?!
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  • bails87 wrote:
    Tied up, short, long, wild.......dry.......erm, what else?!

    straight, unless of course you bat for the other side.
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  • MacAndCheese
    MacAndCheese Posts: 1,944
    bails87 wrote:
    Tied up, short, long, wild.......dry.......erm, what else?!

    Dry?....I prefer greasy.
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  • Kiblams
    Kiblams Posts: 2,423
    All pushed up at the back? :shock:
  • P-Jay
    P-Jay Posts: 1,478
    Middens!

    Although my GF, trooper that she is, told me about the Bra thing as soon as she posted it.

    One thing I cannont fathom.

    The Bra thing is 'something to do with Breast Cancer' but on one seems to know what the 'something' is, or more importantly what is will achive.

    I understand tash-November, I couldn't join in because I'm job hunting and can't rock up with a porn star tash, but getting sponsorship and it going towards research - good idea.

    Moon walk, getting sponsorship to walk through London wearing a bra late at night, odd, but good idea.

    Posting your Bra colour on facebook........... where's the end result? other than the old 'something and nothing' "awareness" bobbings.
  • P-Jay
    P-Jay Posts: 1,478
    Also the 'hair' thing - How's the mrs going to express - doing my sister whilst I watch in hair styles?
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Brown and lots of wax?
  • Kiblams
    Kiblams Posts: 2,423
    Pony/Pig tails!?! :shock:
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Big, black and bouncy for me!

    <
    :lol:
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  • Thanks for the update - one of my friends now reads: "Brown and pink, which is nicer than it sounds." - I'm now wondering which she's talking about... :wink:
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  • compo
    compo Posts: 1,370
    long 8)
  • Rich9
    Rich9 Posts: 1,635
    Curtains, parted in the middle :D
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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Rich9 wrote:
    Curtains, parted in the middle :D

    Beef.....?


    Hahaha
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    xSTRATHYx wrote:
    Chaps

    just to update you. Women are up to their tricks again. Earlier in the week it was noted that the ladies were posting random messages about colours.

    Its to do with breast awareness and also ref to the colour of their bra's. had many men wondering what the f*** they were upto (a thread was formulated)

    Anyway, their upto it again. This time it is reference hair and how it is translates into sex positions. I ve already seen one of my female friends comment - tied up!

    My point is and i know it has already been documented it..........POIDNH (proof or it did not happen) :lol:

    it was a Virus :D
    This was sent to me by someone who apparently has too much time on his hands, lol: URGENT! FACEBOOK VIRUS ALERT. An email recently went out to women asking them to post the color of their bra. This is A VIRUS. To fix it, you must remove your bra asap, then go to settings> Enable webcam> Record Movie+ sendmail: Please repost to your status!! ;)... LMAO
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    put this as your status on facebook :)

    URGENT! FACEBOOK VIRUS ALERT. An email recently went out to women asking them to post the color of their bra. THIS IS A VIRUS. To fix it, you must remove your bra, then go to Settings>Enable Webcam>Record Movie>Upload to Facebook. Please repost to your status


    :lol:
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    nicklouse wrote:
    xSTRATHYx wrote:
    Chaps

    just to update you. Women are up to their tricks again. Earlier in the week it was noted that the ladies were posting random messages about colours.

    Its to do with breast awareness and also ref to the colour of their bra's. had many men wondering what the f*** they were upto (a thread was formulated)

    Anyway, their upto it again. This time it is reference hair and how it is translates into sex positions. I ve already seen one of my female friends comment - tied up!

    My point is and i know it has already been documented it..........POIDNH (proof or it did not happen) :lol:

    it was a Virus :D
    This was sent to me by someone who apparently has too much time on his hands, lol: URGENT! FACEBOOK VIRUS ALERT. An email recently went out to women asking them to post the color of their bra. This is A VIRUS. To fix it, you must remove your bra asap, then go to settings> Enable webcam> Record Movie+ sendmail: Please repost to your status!! ;)... LMAO


    lol oops I must look harder :lol:
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    did anyone get the numbers one?
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my fucking mood!
  • soy_sauce wrote:
    xSTRATHYx wrote:
    Chaps

    just to update you. Women are up to their tricks again. Earlier in the week it was noted that the ladies were posting random messages about colours.

    Its to do with breast awareness and also ref to the colour of their bra's. had many men wondering what the f*** they were upto (a thread was formulated)

    Anyway, their upto it again. This time it is reference hair and how it is translates into sex positions. I ve already seen one of my female friends comment - tied up!

    My point is and i know it has already been documented it..........POIDNH (proof or it did not happen) :lol:

    How to translation into sex position from referencing hair?? :?

    I suppose "bald" could imply sex with an under 14...
    Formally known as Coatbridgeguy
  • Razer_MTB
    Razer_MTB Posts: 361
    put this as your status on facebook :)

    URGENT! FACEBOOK VIRUS ALERT. An email recently went out to women asking them to post the color of their bra. THIS IS A VIRUS. To fix it, you must remove your bra, then go to Settings>Enable Webcam>Record Movie>Upload to Facebook. Please repost to your status


    :lol:

    done, lets see how much abuse i get now lol
    whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons