iris robinson - dodgy irish mp in the news

northernneil
northernneil Posts: 1,549
edited January 2010 in The bottom bracket
for 59 she looks hot

:twisted:

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  • hopper1
    hopper1 Posts: 4,389
    Behave yourself..... You're a newly wed :shock:
    Start with a budget, finish with a mortgage!
  • pedylan
    pedylan Posts: 768
    And she only goes for teenagers. What's a 40 year age gap after all?
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  • CHRISNOIR
    CHRISNOIR Posts: 1,400
    "And here's to you Mrs. Robinson..."

    Etc.
  • pedylan
    pedylan Posts: 768
    CHRISNOIR wrote:
    "And here's to you Mrs. Robinson..."

    Etc.

    Beat me to it I was "Dustin" off a few graduated observations myself.
    Where the neon madmen climb
  • LangerDan
    LangerDan Posts: 6,132
    She won't be happy to hear you describe her as "Irish".

    It was mentioned yesterday that a couple of years ago, a prominent journalist told senior Assembly members that Northern Ireland cannot be considered a "proper" democracy until they have a sex-and-money scandal.

    Two MP salaries, two Assembly salaries and a First Minister salary coming into the house and she still has to put the squeeze on a young fella for £5K cash kick-back. (Allegedly, of course)
    'This week I 'ave been mostly been climbing like Basso - Shirley Basso.'
  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    Sex, mental health, money, scandal, corruption, politics: there's enough there to keep Hollywood going all year.
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  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    Thought I'd better check out a pic. OP, when did you last have your eyes tested? She looks like a 60 something old hag trying her best to look young :shock:
  • Kenjaja1
    Kenjaja1 Posts: 744
    deptfordmarmoset wrote:
    Sex, mental health, money, scandal, corruption, politics: there's enough there to keep Hollywood going all year.


    Nah! - Not since they stopped blowing things up on a regular basis & decommissioned all the guns & explosives :twisted:
  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    Kenjaja1 wrote:
    deptfordmarmoset wrote:
    Sex, mental health, money, scandal, corruption, politics: there's enough there to keep Hollywood going all year.


    Nah! - Not since they stopped blowing things up on a regular basis & decommissioned all the guns & explosives :twisted:

    Ah, but this is where the scriptwriters come in. Dissident republicans frustrated by the power-sharing impasse who break away and form the Virtual IRA Liberators (VIRAL) and begin a two-pronged campaign of sporadic violence and cyber crime (this is where the spooks come into the story). Remember, it's only based on a true story...

    (Honest, I haven't been drinking, it's still far too early for me.)
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  • GavH
    GavH Posts: 933
    Not sure why the First Minister is apparantly forcing the Deputy FM to massage his wife's shoulders in his pic. Politics is so confusing sometimes....

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  • northernneil
    northernneil Posts: 1,549
    I think on reflection I woke up with the horn and she was on tv when I turned on ...


    ... maybe not the best phrase to use there
  • GavH
    GavH Posts: 933
    djbarren wrote:
    While Peter was of smashing the SF/IRA, he forgot to smash Iris's pasty. Which is not surprising given that not even Bobby Sand would eat her pasty

    I do believe though that the late MP for Fermanagh & South Tyrone could indeed 'go a Chicken supper' :lol:
  • LangerDan
    LangerDan Posts: 6,132
    Ulster says Ho !
    'This week I 'ave been mostly been climbing like Basso - Shirley Basso.'
  • benjboy
    benjboy Posts: 258
    Could be a sex triangle going on there.Wonder if they have made any home movies yet..
    Keep the chain tight all the way.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    If I had a thing for ageing Irish political figures I think I'd go south of the border (np pun intended :shock: ) for Mary McAleese myself. :oops:
  • antlaff
    antlaff Posts: 583
    Didnt take long for a decent spoof of Mrs Robinson to come out!!

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRwTj6iXnSI
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  • skyd0g
    skyd0g Posts: 2,540
    ...she's now got the sack...

    ...probably not for the first time! :wink:
    Cycling weakly
  • northernneil
    northernneil Posts: 1,549
    skyd0g wrote:
    ...she's now got the sack...

    ...probably not for the first time! :wink:

    its all a misunderstanding and she just got the wrong end of the stick
  • skyd0g
    skyd0g Posts: 2,540
    northernneil wrote:
    skyd0g wrote:
    ...she's now got the sack...

    ...probably not for the first time! :wink:

    its all a misunderstanding and she just got the wrong end of the stick

    ...I don't think she held-on to that position for too long. :wink:
    Cycling weakly
  • skyd0g
    skyd0g Posts: 2,540
    djbarren wrote:
    What do Iris Robinson and IKEA have in common? One dodgy screw and the whole cabinet falls apart. :roll:

    Iris said to Peter about a young fella needed financial help......Peter said fcuk him. :wink:

    The parades commision have been asked if they gave permission for Iris Robinson to be banged more times than a lamgeg drum and if she was taken up the traditional route.

    Peter Robinson went to the opticians with watering eyes and the optician says to him "it is no wonder your eyes are watering you have something stuck in your IRIS :oops:

    Ba-boom, tish! 8)
    Cycling weakly

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