deal of the century

PostieJohn

Whilst watching SPoTY on Sunday night, wifey accidently struck up deal of the century.

Wifey is a somewhat jealous creature, which doesn't really have any problems, as I'm not Tiger Woods, but it does stop silly fanciful conversations, but not last night.

Looking down a row of people Wifey spots James Corden, and says:-
"I really like him, he's great, I'd 'do' him".

"great" I reply "that can be your fantasy shag".

She then said, "ok you can have Victoria Pendleton".

Only upon seeing Corden hand out an award, did she notice the size of the task in hand (quite how she never noticed before, is beyond me).
But many hours of back tracking later, I refuse to allow a change, so she's still lumbered with Corden, while I have to make do with Ms Pendleton.

mroli

Mate - Ms Pendleton is lovely, but out of the people there I would have DEFFO chosen Mark Cavendish's missus. My wife fell off the sofa laughing at how fit she was!!!!

Mothyman

..I am happy with my wife of 21 years thanks....... (thats 21 years of marriage - making her 44...not a 21 year old bride with an old trump like me....)

Anonymous

PostieJohn wrote:

Whilst watching SPoTY on Sunday night, wifey accidently struck up deal of the century.

Wifey is a somewhat jealous creature, which doesn't really have any problems, as I'm not Tiger Woods, but it does stop silly fanciful conversations, but not last night.

Looking down a row of people Wifey spots James Corden, and says:-
"I really like him, he's great, I'd 'do' him".

"great" I reply "that can be your fantasy shag".

She then said, "ok you can have Victoria Pendleton".

Only upon seeing Corden hand out an award, did she notice the size of the task in hand (quite how she never noticed before, is beyond me).
But many hours of back tracking later, I refuse to allow a change, so she's still lumbered with Corden, while I have to make do with Ms Pendleton.

What does that say about you though that your missus fantasises about James Corden? :shock:

GavH

mroli wrote:

Mate - Ms Pendleton is lovely, but out of the people there I would have DEFFO chosen Mark Cavendish's missus. My wife fell off the sofa laughing at how fit she was!!!!

Didn't see Cav's missus. Too busy watching my own missus falling off the sofa laughing at how thick Cav sounds in an interview. It was funny coz she was right.

PostieJohn

NapoleonD wrote:

PostieJohn wrote:

What does that say about you though that your missus fantasises about James Corden? :shock:

Good point, as she's giving me a right hard time, at the moment, able my 'winter layer'.
In fairness if it does get much bigger, I won't lose it till September.

I married a chubby chaser, who doesn't like me fat.

Just my luck.

STEFANOS4784

Wasn't sure who he was so googled it, now wish i hadn't :shock: :oops:

dilemna

PostieJohn wrote:

Whilst watching SPoTY on Sunday night, wifey accidently struck up deal of the century.

Wifey is a somewhat jealous creature, which doesn't really have any problems, as I'm not Tiger Woods, but it does stop silly fanciful conversations, but not last night.

Looking down a row of people Wifey spots James Corden, and says:-
"I really like him, he's great, I'd 'do' him".

"great" I reply "that can be your fantasy shag".

She then said, "ok you can have Victoria Pendleton".

Only upon seeing Corden hand out an award, did she notice the size of the task in hand (quite how she never noticed before, is beyond me).
But many hours of back tracking later, I refuse to allow a change, so she's still lumbered with Corden, while I have to make do with Ms Pendleton.

Looks like you lucked out .... Are you sure VP would be up for it ?

How old is your wife if her sight wasn't good enough to notice that James Corden has the shape of a packet of lard?

Stuey01

Looking at it from another angle, who is more likely to actually land their fantasy shag?

I'd say your wife is much more likely to be getting a "bit of strange" out of this situation.

downfader

Could be worse...






Cordon could have chosen Postiejohn I hear he's relentless