Sporting romances
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/ ... 939944.ece
Interesting article from The Times. Well, a mindless-waiting-for-the-kettle-to-boil sort of interesting.
Nothing we didn't already know I suppose. But I was thinking that cycists probably have healthier marriages than other sportsmen. Is that because they are team players, or because they're generally poorer and rely on their wife/girlfriend to pay the mortgage in many cases?
I really must stop spending so much time on t'interweb and Get A Life.
Interesting article from The Times. Well, a mindless-waiting-for-the-kettle-to-boil sort of interesting.
Nothing we didn't already know I suppose. But I was thinking that cycists probably have healthier marriages than other sportsmen. Is that because they are team players, or because they're generally poorer and rely on their wife/girlfriend to pay the mortgage in many cases?
I really must stop spending so much time on t'interweb and Get A Life.
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EES veeery interest article. You know is still time for you yet tusha my little babushka
Ave romantic Calves0 -
Well, this afternoon I was doing a pretty good babushka impersonation. Fat, middle aged, grumpy,hair in a bun under fake fur hat, laden with shopping, swaddled in thick, warm clothing.......................Vino, m'dear, you must be desperate.0
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Tusher wrote:Well, this afternoon I was doing a pretty good babushka impersonation. Fat, middle aged, grumpy,hair in a bun under fake fur hat, laden with shopping, swaddled in thick, warm clothing.......................Vino, m'dear, you must be desperate.
Ah this eez the depreciating humor of the British i hear so much about. In glorious kazakhstan middle age woman work on farm wear shawl and have rudy complexion befitting of tree trunk legs. They have hygene problem and should shave beard.
This eez why i so much appreciate attention of eenglish lady. But I am getting old and even glorious calves one day must think of future and I would very much like to meet such a woman capable of gentle response.
I have 3 goat for dowry I give your father.
EES think i give you one also
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Tusher wrote:Vino wrote:
This eez why i so much appreciate attention of eenglish lady.
ENGLISH?? ENGLISH????
100% Scots and proud of it.
Husband says he'll settle for just one portion of goat's cheese.
Always with the red haired celtic lady is husband. is shame.
I have been to your country but the food it make kazakh quisine look like food of chef called ramsay. sheep stomach is not entice Calves to elope, but if husband wear national skirt i bring him too. I have pent house in sun in south of France eez nice
Ave adulterous Calves0 -
Sun?
Yes, I think I remember that. It's warm, isn't it?
Brings out my freckles.0 -
Tusher wrote:Sun?
Yes, I think I remember that. It's warm, isn't it?
Brings out my freckles.
EES teasing me know with pale skin ad freckles on nose, i am seeing now happy long afternoon with picnic in vinyard and night under mediteranean star, my kazakh heart it is beat and stomach is feel funny is like teenage calves again.
Ok i raise offer to 7 goat and small ox.
Ave lovestruck Calves0 -
Thing is, Vino, I need to fish.
And from what photographs I have seen of ladies in the south of France, none of them show women in waders standing in rivers waiting for a trout/salmon/anything to bite.
I may look out of place in Monaco.0 -
Ahh Babushka there is no need spend much moneys in place in monaco. Vino already has place with much gilt gold and marble decoration. eet has fine swimming pool with endless pool as well. I will have secretary put salmon into pool for you to catch.
Or we have much fishing in hills round here and in glorious Kazakhstan. Much wild trout fishing in meny rivers from big rocky river you call spate to tny stream in hills. Glorious chemical plant is making some trout reely big too!
Ave allyshrimp Calves0 -
So, it's true what they say about salmon with two heads?
Now you're talking.I've always wanted to catch one of those.0 -
Tusher wrote:So, it's true what they say about salmon with two heads?
Now you're talking.I've always wanted to catch one of those.
I am thinking you wiil catch more than that. I also have always found woman in waders veery attractive. Thees could be love Tusha my leetle scottish croft women....
Ees nearly time to ride bike in preparation for glorious summer campaign and the guns need much pumping before then. so i ride. But today the Calves will be think of freckled trouty Scottish babushka lady.
Ave distracted Calves0 -
Ah! Out for a long bike ride- anything to get out of writing Christmas cards.
Have some shortbread I baked earlier.............and please help yourself to the Christmas dumpling. You need the calories at this time of the year, y'know.0 -
Tusher wrote:Ah! Out for a long bike ride- anything to get out of writing Christmas cards.
Have some shortbread I baked earlier.............and please help yourself to the Christmas dumpling. You need the calories at this time of the year, y'know.
A theees is why it eees imposible to train, I think ees veeeery nice with real women.
We is burning off excess calories later i think babushka.
Ave fattened Calves0 -
Vino, I have seen photographic evidence of your training ride with your friends Oscar and Alberto.Certainly you were standing around gossiping, and I trust that you ended up in a nice, warm cafe for a couple of hours, but really, this is no way to fend off illness during the winter.
You must cease training immediately and start eating as much as you can. Stuffing your face during mid-winter pre-dates the invention of the bicycle.
Have a bowl of broth,a large plate of mince and tatties with extra dumplings, and sticky toffee pudding for afterwards. You must eat plenty of home-made bread and cheese and nibble on cakes and biscuits whenever you can. And your hot chocolate must be made with lashings of double whipped cream and sprinkled with chocolate flakes.
It'll only take a couple of days in spring to loose the extra weight.0 -
Ahhh is in quiet moment I am look back and find flirtation of married freckly nose scottish tusher lady and think what could have been if i eat her dumplings
Eees not eazy being perfect.
Ave dumpling Calves0 -
Vino!
You've returned............um, well, y'see.......I wasn't expecting to see you again and ..er...Young Cav needed me urgently, what with his terrible toothache and having to go into hiding from that rascal Ricco, and so he's taken over my spare bedroom and eaten ALL the dumplings and then some.
Though how about a little salmon supper? I'm just defrosting one I poa....... caught last year. Lots of Omega 3. It's good for you.0 -
Ah eez love for real for sure.
I am not needing spare room my little salmon poach babushka is visit your room.
But first yes the healthy meal it eez good give the Calve strength. I am glad you survive icy holocasut that strike britain over christmas i check radio and hear of terror of polar weather and much food shortage and i wonder.
I wonder how is my little freckle nose babushka lady cope i am please you have survived. If weather come back you can eat chubby lover boy Cav he keep you going for much time.
Ave Polar Calves0 -
Aye, we were close to being colder than the North Pole.
Or perhaps it was the South Pole. Colder than a very cold place anyway. Cost us a fortune in kerosene to heat Tusher Towers.
Cav, wearing a green jersey and dipped in rich, dark organic chocolate. Mmmmmmm, I wonder what the weather forecast is.0
