I just bought a new frame
fcumok
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An on one summer season. Always fancied one. Just need to get it through the house and hide it from the wife when it arrives
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It's the Orange one :shock: Don't think I can hide it between the others too easily0
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Tell her you leant your bike up against a spray tanning salon, and there was a leak.
Or, you've been Thango'd...or even over indulged in Jaffa cakes and got the runs...0 -
Just say Darling I know a bloke who has offered to respray my old frame for £20. Do you think I should get it done or spend £200 on a new frameFig rolls: proof that god loves cyclists and that she wants us to do another lap0
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bails87 wrote:As long as it's a simlar colour to another bike you own, you might get away with it!
haha as if......even if i buy some new rotor bolts, the mrs seems to know, don;t ask me how cos she knows nothing about bikes, but she knows!!0 -
fcumok wrote:Just need to get it through the house and hide it from the wife when it arrives
The last three bikes I have had have been black, for exactly this reason. (currently crapping it though cos it's my works xmas do on Friday and my colleagues - I won't call them mates- are threatening to reveal the truth to Mrs B :shock: )0 -
Put it on a plinth/hang up and call it a sculpture, it's not you fault you other half lacks culture
if she questions this mutter something about philistine then conceed to using it as a bike to keep her happy :roll:-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
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Why are MTB economics; spend twice as much as you intended, but only half as much as you wish you could afford? :roll:0 -
It's sad that people can't just be honest with their other halves, what basis for a relationship is that? On the other hand, tell her it's a mate's and he had it spare in the attic so you've got it on a loanUncompromising extremist0
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It's gonna be a while before I can build it up Think i'll just hide it at work for a bit0
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fcumok wrote:It's gonna be a while before I can build it up Think i'll just hide it at work for a bit
why didn't you say so? it's easy then.
"Find it" while walking the dog. take it to the nick like a responsible citizen and then "lay claim" to it in 28 days.
Job done.
Disclaimer: Don't actually take it to the Police Station. Accusations of Wasting Police time are likely to follow.... Just say that's what you're doing.0