John the bicycle rider.
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Riding a bicycle has many advantages.
As you do not have to register bicycles or obey any road rules, I am currently constructing a four person family bicycle which consists of two bicycles welded together with four armchairs in between.
Due to the extra weight, I have added an engine and am devising a roof, doors and storage area at the back allowing us to ride in all weather conditions and take it shopping.
http://www.27bslash6.com/bike.html
Road safety is an important component and basic precaution needs to be undertaken.
Once when I was riding my bicycle at great speed, I developed speed wobble and was thrown, rolling several times and sliding several metres, towards a busy intersection. I was lucky enough not to enter the flow of traffic thanks only to friction.
As bicycles do not come with safety airbags, I now carry an inflatable raft and pump with me at all times. A lot of people choose not to ride a bicycle because they are too embarrassed to wear a crash helmet but by painting the helmet light brown, it can easily be disguised as a large mushroom.
As you do not have to register bicycles or obey any road rules, I am currently constructing a four person family bicycle which consists of two bicycles welded together with four armchairs in between.
Due to the extra weight, I have added an engine and am devising a roof, doors and storage area at the back allowing us to ride in all weather conditions and take it shopping.
http://www.27bslash6.com/bike.html
Road safety is an important component and basic precaution needs to be undertaken.
Once when I was riding my bicycle at great speed, I developed speed wobble and was thrown, rolling several times and sliding several metres, towards a busy intersection. I was lucky enough not to enter the flow of traffic thanks only to friction.
As bicycles do not come with safety airbags, I now carry an inflatable raft and pump with me at all times. A lot of people choose not to ride a bicycle because they are too embarrassed to wear a crash helmet but by painting the helmet light brown, it can easily be disguised as a large mushroom.
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Nice.
Takes a while to realise this is humour, eh DDD? The history is a bit of a giveaway.
Now where can I get one of those bikes made from "titanium composite alloy frame such as NASA uses on the space shuttle"?John Stevenson0 -
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That is definitely a favourite site of mine.
So incredibly harsh and brilliantly amusing."I hold it true, what'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost;
Than never to have loved at all."
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John Stevenson wrote:Nice.
Takes a while to realise this is humour, eh DDD? The history is a bit of a giveaway.
Now where can I get one of those bikes made from "titanium composite alloy frame such as NASA uses on the space shuttle"?
Either humour has evolved to encompass a younger generation I simply cannot relate to. Or I'm getting old... :shock:
Fair point though... my bad.Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:John Stevenson wrote:Nice.
Takes a while to realise this is humour, eh DDD? The history is a bit of a giveaway.
Now where can I get one of those bikes made from "titanium composite alloy frame such as NASA uses on the space shuttle"?
Either humour has evolved to encompass a younger generation I simply cannot relate to. Or I'm getting old... :shock:
Fair point though... my bad.
Did DDD make a post that was deleted?
He seriously thought this was for real?
Good grief, DDD, let me introduce you to satire, you may not recognise it!
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"Hello satire, my name is Dondaddyd, how are you?"
"Oh your female, lets date?"
"What do you mean you were joking?"Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
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PMSL brilliant, thats tomorrow at work taken care of
I do like this one http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p.html0 -
Satire is that like a small mythical creature with goats legs and horns on its head?
It bit me.
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