Lady Ga Ga

Chip \'oyler

You're in a bar, and for some unknown reason the strange fruitcake (but slightly sexy) singer, Lady Ga Ga takes a shine to you and takes you back to her freaky hellhole. You get down and dirty with her - but what do you do?

LangerDan

What would I do?

I'd use the old "Crocodile Dundee" gender test. As the childrens song says:

"If you go down on her goods today
You're sure of a big surprise"

Her real name is Gerald and she works in meat processing plant in Idaho.

singlespeedexplosif

gender test +1

suze

Barge pole.... springs to mind

LardLover

+2 for the gender test, she's definitely packing meat

Pross

She's a moose - looked even worse on X Factor with no fringe to hide her face!

jrduquemin

+3 on gender test, she is a he :-)

STEFANOS4784

Tricky one, i'm saving my vot until i can get home and do some more 'research' haha

LardLover

dude, she's a dude, her tally-whacker's hanging oot :shock:

thejesusandsedischain

she/he used to look a bit like larry the lamb when she had the fringe.grow it back pokie face.

RyanB

I wouldn't put my boot in her.

Roscobob

Yes. After 10 Stella's they all look the same :oops:

Pokerface

When the lights go out, we all the look the same and everyone's lonely!


(My login name has no relation to above-mentioned singer. It's a reference to a TV show!)