Lily Allen, would you?

Smokin Joe

Alrighty, time to get serious about Ms Allen.

Roscobob

I said yes. I definately would.

But..........there are girls out there that I find totally unattractive. And the answers still yes!

deptfordmarmoset

Assuming shagging is a mutually consensual activity, the question boils down to ''Would Lily Allen shag me?'' Sadly, my conclusion: ''No, not under any circumstances.''

Anonymous

Yep, she'd get it. Both inches.

Anonymous

She is a yodelling munter who talks sh!te and looks like a total smartarse. :roll:

Roscobob

dmclite wrote:

She is a yodelling munter who talks sh!te and looks like a total smartarse. :roll:

So what's your answer?

Anonymous

Roscobob wrote:

dmclite wrote:

She is a yodelling munter who talks sh!te and looks like a total smartarse. :roll:

So what's your answer?

Guess.

-liam-

i'd spank it till next july!

Chip \'oyler

Look I shagged her twice last night. It would have been three times but she dropped her kebab at the taxi rank when I was getting 'Uncle John' out. She's a great girl and 'a good 'un ter lads'

Anonymous

Chip \'oyler wrote:

Look I shagged her twice last night. It would have been three times but she dropped her kebab at the taxi rank when I was getting 'Uncle John' out. She's a great girl and 'a good 'un ter lads'

Hope you kept hold of your kebab, taxi rank eh? I'd shove her on the bus or shanks pony myself.

andy162

Aye.

Lagavulin

Yeah, I'd spaff on her norks... but I'd be thinking about Kate Beckinsale all along

disgruntledgoat

Lagavulin wrote:

Yeah, I'd spaff on her norks... but I'd be thinking about Kate Beckinsale all along

You've just reminded me of my mate Kenwright's celebrity sh@gging story! Good times!

redvee

You shag her then she writes a song about the 30 seconds of fun you had with her??

GiantMike

Yes, but out of spite and she really wouldn't like it. I mean, she'd really really dislike it.

Scrumple

Minging chav.

Common as dogsheeeet

Lagavulin

redvee wrote:

You shag her then she writes a song about the 30 seconds of fun you had with her??

If you knob her (while thinking about Kate Beckinsale) and she writes a song about you, do you get any royalties?

Scrumple

Just crabs

Vino

Eees not very nice to discuss this about young woman.

I haf to say yes, but i would be giving her punishment f k and is no foreplay. I would enjoy and have no interest or idea if she like. its not important.

She unlikely able sing song about afterwards.

Ave Hard core Calves

bobtbuilder

Not while there are still dogs on the street.

Homer J

It wouldn't be the first minger i've done.. after a few pints of stella :shock:

skellator3

yes i wud
done a lot worse
beer googles are great any female hole a goal
lol

timb64

Definite NO

LardLover

This thread is sh1te without pics :shock:

Here you go. Woof.

gabriel959

she is really common as muck, not even good looking with make-up and nice clothes.

STEFANOS4784

Anyone who says definately no are either in denial or need to post pics of their g-friends/wives........or are not that way inclined (which is, obviously fair enough but sort of ruins the poll cos it could be Anjelina Jolie and the answer would still be the same )


PS i wonder if any of her 'people' have searched and found all the recent threads

Alinshearah

gabriel959 wrote:

she is really common as muck, not even good looking with make-up and nice clothes.

.....and you say that as if it is a bad thing

LardLover

Oh my:



A teeny bit of hoof (you've got to look closely :oops: ):



Ok, last one then I must go and do some work.

singlespeedexplosif

eeh, she likes her McDonalds, doesn't she?

STEFANOS4784

No. She looks absolutely filthy

Matt the Tester

thoughts going through my head what i would do to her lol:P