Cake stops: funniest comebacks
DonDaddyD
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I love reading the cake stop, some funny posts. Just read this exchange (below) regarding Rapha's new purse:
Love it.
If you see a funny excahnge on the cake stop share it here...
It's not a purse, more of a 'manpouch' or 'mansac'
Once again Rapha perceive a gap in the market and it will make a lovely present. If you don't like it don't buy it! No different to walking into Selfridges/H-Nichols etc and looking at bags by L.Vuitton,Gucci,Cartier etc for £100's
I owe you one mate. I was just about to hit the 'confirm order' button on the Rapha website to buy one, despite not liking it, when I read your post which bought me back to my senses. I can't tell you the amount of money I've lost buying stuff I don't like, but if I can just remember your advice I shouldn't have that problem any more
Love it.
If you see a funny excahnge on the cake stop share it here...
Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
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Nah, they have Willhub and Bhima
As funny as I find your witticisms, sir, I am afraid you have nothing on the barely contained lunacy those two bring...Bike lover and part-time cyclist.0 -
Bizarrely... talking of blinding comebacks, we just had a great one in the office:
Boss comes over wanting to know who's leaving at 4
Tony: Don't you worry.. I'll still be here AS USUAL, working hard
Chirs: (while rubbing tip of index finger with tip of thumb) Yeah, yeah, yeah - here's me playing the worlds smallest violin for you
Tony: (straight back) Really? I though that was you masturbating?
Chris: :shock:Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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DonDaddyD wrote:....
If you see a funny excahnge on the cake stop share it here...
Alternatively,to avoid double posting everything, people could perhaps go to cake stop if they wanted to read the cakestop postsWant to know the Spen666 behind the posts?
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spen666 wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:....
If you see a funny excahnge on the cake stop share it here...
Alternatively,to avoid double posting everything, people could perhaps go to cake stop if they wanted to read the cakestop posts
people could perhaps go to cake stop if they wanted to read the cakestop posts
Edit: £40 for that...sheeetPurveyor of sonic doom
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Clever Pun wrote:spen666 wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:....
If you see a funny excahnge on the cake stop share it here...
Alternatively,to avoid double posting everything, people could perhaps go to cake stop if they wanted to read the cakestop posts
people could perhaps go to cake stop if they wanted to read the cakestop posts
Edit: £40 for that...sheeet
Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Kieran_Burns wrote:Bizarrely... talking of blinding comebacks, we just had a great one in the office:
Boss comes over wanting to know who's leaving at 4
Tony: Don't you worry.. I'll still be here AS USUAL, working hard
Chirs: (while rubbing tip of index finger with tip of thumb) Yeah, yeah, yeah - here's me playing the worlds smallest violin for you
Tony: (straight back) Really? I though that was you masturbating?
Chris: :shock:
F'king hell, that's brilliant, must remember that for my line manager
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Kieran_Burns wrote:Bizarrely... talking of blinding comebacks, we just had a great one in the office:
Boss comes over wanting to know who's leaving at 4
Tony: Don't you worry.. I'll still be here AS USUAL, working hard
Chirs: (while rubbing tip of index finger with tip of thumb) Yeah, yeah, yeah - here's me playing the worlds smallest violin for you
Tony: (straight back) Really? I though that was you masturbating?
Chris: :shock:
Or try this one:
Picture the scene: office full of people, colleague of a much younger SecretSam is banging on about something I've done/not done/said, etc.
Middle Age Female Colleague: whine, whine, whine, Matthew, whine whine whine
Matthew: oh God, you're in a bad mood, is it your time of the month? Oh, no, hang on you're far too old for that now aren't you?
MAFC: <<shocked silence>>
Office: <<shocked silence>>
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SecretSam wrote:Kieran_Burns wrote:Bizarrely... talking of blinding comebacks, we just had a great one in the office:
Boss comes over wanting to know who's leaving at 4
Tony: Don't you worry.. I'll still be here AS USUAL, working hard
Chirs: (while rubbing tip of index finger with tip of thumb) Yeah, yeah, yeah - here's me playing the worlds smallest violin for you
Tony: (straight back) Really? I though that was you masturbating?
Chris: :shock:
Or try this one:
Picture the scene: office full of people, colleague of a much younger SecretSam is banging on about something I've done/not done/said, etc.
Middle Age Female Colleague: whine, whine, whine, Matthew, whine whine whine
Matthew: oh God, you're in a bad mood, is it your time of the month? Oh, no, hang on you're far too old for that now aren't you?
MAFC: <<shocked silence>>
Office: <<shocked silence>>
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SecretSam wrote:Kieran_Burns wrote:Bizarrely... talking of blinding comebacks, we just had a great one in the office:
Boss comes over wanting to know who's leaving at 4
Tony: Don't you worry.. I'll still be here AS USUAL, working hard
Chirs: (while rubbing tip of index finger with tip of thumb) Yeah, yeah, yeah - here's me playing the worlds smallest violin for you
Tony: (straight back) Really? I though that was you masturbating?
Chris: :shock:
Or try this one:
Picture the scene: office full of people, colleague of a much younger SecretSam is banging on about something I've done/not done/said, etc.
Middle Age Female Colleague: whine, whine, whine, Matthew, whine whine whine
Matthew: oh God, you're in a bad mood, is it your time of the month? Oh, no, hang on you're far too old for that now aren't you?
MAFC: <<shocked silence>>
Office: <<shocked silence>>
Did you keep your job?Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Back when I was 16 I worked in McDonalds (Dad made me, said it would give me good grounding... :roll: )
McDonalds Happy Meals were giving away Toy Story toys with each meal.
Man comes in and asks
"Can I have a Big Mac meal, apple pie and a cheese burger Happy Meal? Oh, what Toy Story toys do you have?
I promptly reply, wierdly enthusiastic but innocently
"I can give you a Woody!"
A silent moment ensued...Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
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spen666 wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:....
If you see a funny excahnge on the cake stop share it here...
Alternatively,to avoid double posting everything, people could perhaps go to cake stop if they wanted to read the cakestop posts
Good point.
If ever I feel I haven't heard or read enough drivel, its good to know the cake stop is there.Bike1
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No-one made you read it, there's a clue in the thread title :P0
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:roll: wtf is this mad thread about?0
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WheezyMcChubby wrote:Jumping the shark?
Shouldn't that be on the "three words after sex" thread?"Consider the grebe..."0 -
I had one the other night when slightly tipsey after a christmas do for work.
Walking back through "dodgy" area of town, a very bad prostitute walks up to me.
Lady (I thnk) of the night "You looking for business sweety?"
Me "No thanks I'm not a rent boy"
Sometimes I shouldn't let my mouth work with my brain without including my common sense."This area left purposefully blank"
Sign hung on my head everyday till noon.
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