Good Advice

disgruntledgoat
disgruntledgoat Posts: 8,957
edited December 2009 in The bottom bracket
... Put your contact lenses in BEFORE you put your embrocation on.

:shock: :cry: :shock: :x
"In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

@gietvangent

Comments

  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    And don't scratch your balls
  • hopper1
    hopper1 Posts: 4,389
    disgruntledgoat wrote:
    ... Put your contact lenses in BEFORE you put your embrocation on.

    :shock: :cry: :shock: :x

    I take it there's a hilarious story behind this little gem Mr. Goat?...............................

    C'mon, we're waiting.... :wink:
    Start with a budget, finish with a mortgage!
  • disgruntledgoat
    disgruntledgoat Posts: 8,957
    hopper1 wrote:
    disgruntledgoat wrote:
    ... Put your contact lenses in BEFORE you put your embrocation on.

    :shock: :cry: :shock: :x

    I take it there's a hilarious story behind this little gem Mr. Goat?...............................

    C'mon, we're waiting.... :wink:

    Only as it reads my man... Got togged up for a ride this morning (day off dontcha know!), put me embrication on, put me longs on (i'd even thought to apply my chammy cream before the hot-stuff!)... Then realised i'd not put me lenses in.

    As an aside I LOVE embrocation, the hotter the better, and maybe I enjoy it a bit too much! Anyway in went one lens... in went the other. Suddenly notice my eyeballs are on fire!
    "In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

    @gietvangent
  • hopper1
    hopper1 Posts: 4,389
    disgruntledgoat wrote:
    hopper1 wrote:
    disgruntledgoat wrote:
    ... Put your contact lenses in BEFORE you put your embrocation on.

    :shock: :cry: :shock: :x

    I take it there's a hilarious story behind this little gem Mr. Goat?...............................

    C'mon, we're waiting.... :wink:

    Only as it reads my man... Got togged up for a ride this morning (day off dontcha know!), put me embrication on, put me longs on (i'd even thought to apply my chammy cream before the hot-stuff!)... Then realised i'd not put me lenses in.

    As an aside I LOVE embrocation, the hotter the better, and maybe I enjoy it a bit too much! Anyway in went one lens... in went the other. Suddenly notice my eyeballs are on fire!

    I thought perhaps you'd misread a label and then applied imac to your legs, etc...
    It being a limp excuse for how you started to shave your legs.
    Must say though... Flaming eyeballs has amused me. :wink:
    Start with a budget, finish with a mortgage!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    My sister brushed her teeth once with deep heat thinking it was her toothpaste( some red stuff called euthymol) Her gums were in tatters for hours. I was partially responsible, cracks me up now thinking about it. :wink:
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    Don't put toothpaste in your inflatable companion.

    I used to know a student who was given a blow-up doll for his birthday. To find out if he'd used it, toothpaste was put in an orifice. He did. Toothpaste on your knob stings like feck, apparently.

    You have been warned! :lol:

    And, no, I wasn't that student.
    A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Mccaria wrote:
    And don't scratch your balls

    Done it, if only I had a paint brush in my hand at the time I could have painted the ceiling. :lol:
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    dmclite wrote:
    My sister brushed her teeth once with deep heat thinking it was her toothpaste( some red stuff called euthymol) Her gums were in tatters for hours. I was partially responsible, cracks me up now thinking about it. :wink:

    We used to use euthymol - I suspect deep heat burns your mouth less :shock:

    At my first race I went to the little boys room without cleaning the sportsbalm off, brought a few tears to my eyes!

Categories