New question for police officers on here
Anonymous
Posts: 79,667
Do you all have a bottle of Whiskey (usually Johnnie walker or Grants) and a couple of dusty tumblers in the bottom of an old filing cabinet , for those moments of reflection after a hard days nicking villians and stuff ?
0
Comments
-
dmclite wrote:Do you all have a bottle of Whiskey (usually Johnnie walker or Grants) and a couple of dusty tumblers in the bottom of an old filing cabinet , for those moments of reflection after a hard days nicking villians and stuff ?
No.
I have it in there for every time I get mithered by one of the officers on the shift.
I spend a lot of money on spirits...0 -
I don't even have a filing cabinet...There is never redemption, any fool can regret yesterday...
Be Pure! Be Vigilant! Behave!0 -
when you do a raid and arrest a villain who's in bed with his moll, do you say " Put your knickers on and go and make me a cup of tea?" or " Put 'em away love I've just had me breakfast "
0 -
NapoleonD wrote:dmclite wrote:Do you all have a bottle of Whiskey (usually Johnnie walker or Grants) and a couple of dusty tumblers in the bottom of an old filing cabinet , for those moments of reflection after a hard days nicking villians and stuff ?
No.
I have it in there for every time I get mithered by one of the officers on the shift.
I spend a lot of money on spirits...
Can't you just discipline the mitherers with your baton or chinese burns?0 -
dmclite wrote:NapoleonD wrote:dmclite wrote:Do you all have a bottle of Whiskey (usually Johnnie walker or Grants) and a couple of dusty tumblers in the bottom of an old filing cabinet , for those moments of reflection after a hard days nicking villians and stuff ?
No.
I have it in there for every time I get mithered by one of the officers on the shift.
I spend a lot of money on spirits...
Can't you just discipline the mitherers with your baton or chinese burns?
No. They have guns.0 -
NapoleonD wrote:dmclite wrote:NapoleonD wrote:dmclite wrote:Do you all have a bottle of Whiskey (usually Johnnie walker or Grants) and a couple of dusty tumblers in the bottom of an old filing cabinet , for those moments of reflection after a hard days nicking villians and stuff ?
No.
I have it in there for every time I get mithered by one of the officers on the shift.
I spend a lot of money on spirits...
Can't you just discipline the mitherers with your baton or chinese burns?
No. They have guns.
Yeh but isn't your gun bigger than theirs?0 -
I don't have a gun.
I hope to remedy this in the new year.0 -
-
Because us supervisors don't routinely get firearms courses at th'airport, furthermore, firearms officers have to work in pairs which is at odds with my role...
However I'm going to try and put forward a case next month to try and get a course...0 -
NapoleonD wrote:Because us supervisors don't routinely get firearms courses at th'airport, furthermore, firearms officers have to work in pairs which is at odds with my role...
However I'm going to try and put forward a case next month to try and get a course...
Cant you get a big pistol, a Desert Eagle perhaps and a small throw down gun in an ankle holster, just in case ?0 -
Expertly coached by http://www.vitessecyclecoaching.co.uk/
http://vineristi.wordpress.com - the blog for Viner owners and lovers!0 -
Because he's not a proper policeman.redddraggon wrote:NapoleonD wrote:I don't have a gun.
Why not?
we went through this, pay attention.0 -
will3 wrote:
Because he's not a proper policeman.redddraggon wrote:NapoleonD wrote:I don't have a gun.
Why not?
we went through this, pay attention.
0 -
NapoleonD wrote:...firearms officers have to work in pairs which is at odds with my role...
However I'm going to try and put forward a case next month to try and get a course...
0 -
More like
0 -
I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "did he just visit the gents?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 litre Magnum, the most powerful water pistol in the world and will wet you all over, you've gotta ask yourself a question:"Did he go to the sink or the urinal?" "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
Cycling weakly0 -
NapoleonD wrote:I don't have a gun.
I hope to remedy this in the new year.
Can you get one for me as well, please? I'll pay the postage.Head Hands Heart Lungs Legs0 -
pottssteve wrote:NapoleonD wrote:I don't have a gun.
I hope to remedy this in the new year.
Can you get one for me as well, please? I'll pay the postage.
I can getcha one, send me a cheque, no need to fill in the amount just sign it etc and I will pop it in the post to you..
0 -
I think this thread is a candidate for funniest of the year 0
-
"Its a good gun. If it breaks you can hit him with it".
Boris the Blade, Snatch. 0
