Weight loss made easy.

TheDrunkMonk

It's well documented that I'm a bit of tubber and like my pies.

I've been putting off a diet for the last couple of months, when my kids offered me an easy solution. Gastro Entiritis (or some such spelling)

Lose half a stone in two days or your money back.

Not to everyone's tastes, but if you're up for it, find yourself a sick kid (plenty about this time of year) and share some apple juice.

softlad

sounds great - where can I buy this 'gastro enteritis' of which you speak...???

Anonymous

Just make your tea here -

TheDrunkMonk

Thanks for the picture. I might have mentioned I've been feeling a little off-colour recently. I'm going to lie down.

jc4lab

A cycle trip to India and a good dose of Dehli Belly.. Downside is you cant stop..***..Best take some cycle clips

Frank the tank

Gastro enteritis! I've booked a fortnight there next May.

ColinJ

NapoleonD wrote:

Just make your tea here -

Who let you into my house! :evil:

drewfromrisca

NapD that looks like a few houses I've been in on raids/domestic/mispers/etc etc up the valleys! Wipe your feet on the way out type of thing!!!

dennisn

TheDrunkMonk wrote:

It's well documented that I'm a bit of tubber and like my pies.

I've been putting off a diet for the last couple of months,.........

Only putting it off for a couple of months, amateur. I've been putting it off for years.

markos1963

NapoleonD wrote:

Just make your tea here -

That Gordon Ramsey's let his standards drop recently!

shockedsoshocked

Oooh they've got a toastie maker!

MMmmmmm

Pross

markos1963 wrote:

NapoleonD wrote:

Just make your tea here -

That Gordon Ramsey's let his standards drop recently!

I think it's James Martin's place actually

crumbschief

Lol i agree it's Jimbo's pad fo sure,it's the only way he can afford them big cars.